Happy birthday, Ranma007! May your day be filled with high adventure, beautiful women, and maybe even a bit of magic. ^_^
Happy Birthday, 007.5!
Happy Birthday and many happy returns, oh Half-Man-Half-Woman of Mystery.
Happy Birthday 007. Rock out.
Dracos
I woke up dreading another day,
Only to find it's 7's day.
So that got me thinking of this and that.
Like what you'll be doing tonight, in fact.
Cruise 'round town and look for chicks?
Knowing your luck there'll be nothing but hicks....
Have a nekkid babe pop out a cake?
Mmm. You'll end up with a granny packing fakes....
Maybe dance with an office hottie in lace?
Bah. With you around she's packing mace....
What, oh what, was there left for you?
That wouldn't leave you feeling blue.
Then it hit me! A solution in sight!
A perfect way for you to end your night!
It's at times a chore and a feat.
It requires the liberal use of meat.
Lots of beating. Lots of kneading.
But not too rough or you'll get bleeding.
Hold this all in a special location...
Wait, no! This isn't THAT thing with lotion!
It's a birthday dinner, you perverted lout!
You know, chicken or beef or even trout?
A gathering of friends with festive cheer,
To match the stream of free-flowing beer.
Where you'll chug and chug and chug some more,
Caring not that you'll have a cleaning chore.
You'll leave it for tomorrow when you wake,
Or at least 'til after you puke up cake.
Or even later, sans stabbing pain...
Oops! But it's time to go to work again!
Merry Birthday, 7.
Thanks guys! Y'all rock!
Happy B-day, Ranma. ^^
Well a wee bit late but better than never... Happy Birthday, 007! ^^
Sincerely,
Shuten
Since it's your birthday, are you now Ranma008?
Hurrah for Baltimore's own Ranma Ranma Saotome.
Happy Birthday, 007! ^^
Sincerely,
Shuten
I'm confused.
Two birthdays in a month?
Dracos
Must have accidentally staged his death too well once. Needed another birthday to cover for it.
Happy Birthday, Ranma. I don't have much to say past that, but have a damn good one.
Oh, and make sure to turn into Ranko007.
The first one was my unbirthday. Today is the real deal though.
*goes to get ready for dinner out at some place*