OK! Nuke the crap outta Europe time.
I'll update fallout counters/points as the game goes on. Post your moves below.
(http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue3/nukeplay.jpg)
If you don't know where a country is located, tough damn luck. No cheating with an atlas!
The order of play is Shade, CyMage, Nerem, Carthrat. Starting with Shade. :)
When you drop a nuke on a country, it gets 2 fallout points and all countries bordering it get 1 (land only, except northern ireland). 3 fallout points destroys a country and earns it's population in points for the destroyer!
Bombs away. ^_^
*Drops a nuke on France*
Damn froggies!
France: DEAD
Spain: DEAD
Italy: DEAD
Switzerland: DEAD
Germany: DEAD
Luxembourg: DEAD
Belgium: DEAD
Netherlands: DEAD
Czech Republic: DEAD
Poland: DEAD
Austria: DEAD
Russia: DEAD
Belarus: DEAD
Estonia: DEAD
Latvia: DEAD
Finland: DEAD
Ukraine: DEAD
Slovenia: DEAD
Croatia: DEAD
Moldova: DEAD
Romania: DEAD
Hungary: DEAD
Slovakia: DEAD
Bosnia-Herzetcetera: DEAD
Yugoslavia: DEAD
Lithuania: DEAD
Kaliningrad: DEAD
Albania: DEAD
Macedonia: DEAD
Bulgaria: DEAD
Ireland: DEAD
United Kingdom: DEAD
Greece: DEAD
Portugal: DEAD
Iceland: DEAD
Norway: DEAD
Sweden: DEAD
Denmark: DEAD
Scoresheet:
Cymage: Germany, France, Croatia, Yugoslavia, Greece, Macedonia, Portugal, Finland, Albania, Denmark (192.0 million)
Carthrat: Italy, Switzerland, Slovakia, Austria, Czech Republic, Hungary, United Kingdom, Ireland, Moldova, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Iceland (171.4 million)
Shade: Ukraine, Russia, Netherlands, Belgium, Bulgaria, Romania, Spain, Bosnia-Herzetcetera, Sweden, Luxembourg (304.9 million)
Nerem: Poland, Belarus, Kaliningrad, Norway, Slovenia (56.4 million)
Total Death Toll: 724.7 million
Germany say goodbye! ^_^
Russia...Zangief...Hey, meet MR. NUKE. MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKERS! ^_^
*sob*
I always liked Pizza.. but sacrifices must be made for the Carthratian revolution...
*pushes the button on Italy*
Revenge of Red Alert 2!!!
*Drops one on Ukraine*
*Points to the map.*
Croatia.
Poland. Or however it is spelled. And THAT'S the number one reason why I am nuking it. 'Poland'. I mean, geez...BURNNNNN!
Hulk SMASH COUNTRIES WITH SILLY NAMES!
*ahem*
Slovakia!
Slovakia, Austria, Czech Republic, Hungary!
U-U-U-U-ULTRA KILL!!!!!
F33R The Nuclear TP TeddyBear Netherlands!!!
Yugolavia, here's a present for ya.
Hey, Ireland...Head's up!
U.K.
Yeah, they found Australia.
But then I was born.
Bulgeria, I choose you...to DIE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I never liked Greek salad... Bye, bye!
Kaliningrad. Need I say more?
*laughs at poor Nerem and C-Rat*
"Death makes Spain his nuclear BIATCH!!!"
Well, going for second now.
*Drops a big firecracker on Portugal.*
Nerem vanished off the face of the Earth, but he said this:
* NeremWorld randomly drops a nuke on a non-nuked part of Europe.
Therefore, I decided that the random non-nuked part of Europe would be Iceland!
Not that anybody cares about that piddly little place, but BOOM!
Bosnia...Diediedie!!!
*Tosses one at Finland then ducks behind a mountain.*
Random generation for Nerem determines Norway!
---BOOM---
*Razes Sweden to the radiation soaked ground*
Albania, meet thy maker!
*Savoring the last nuke*
Luxembourg...you are the weakest atomic link! Byebye!!!
And because I forgot about it, Cy gets Denmark. :)
Final results:
First: Shade!
10 Countries Destroyed:
Ukraine, Russia, Netherlands, Belgium, Bulgaria, Romania, Spain, Bosnia-Herzetcetera, Sweden, Luxembourg
For a grand total of 304.9 milllion dead; 30.49 million per country! Go Shade!
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Second: Cymage!
10 Countries Destroyed:
Germany, France, Croatia, Yugoslavia, Greece, Macedonia, Portugal, Finland, Albania, Denmark
For a grand total of 192.0 million points; 19.2 million per country.
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Third: Carthrat!
13 Countries Destroyed:
Italy, Switzerland, Slovakia, Austria, Czech Republic, Hungary, United Kingdom, Ireland, Moldova, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Iceland
For a grand total of 171.4 million points; 13.2 million per country. Which just goes to show that Rat doesn't have a clue how to pick them.
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Fourth: Nerem!
Who sucks. :)
5 Countries Destroyed:
Poland, Belarus, Kaliningrad, Norway, Slovenia
For a grand total of 56.4 million points; 11.28 million per country. If you've got that many nukes, it takes a rare talent to only kill such a piddly amount.
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Anyway, folks, that was our random carnage for the night. Tune in next time, when we NUKE THE CRAP OUT OF THE UNITED STATES; complete with bonus points for nailing Fox and assorted Soulriders members!