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Title: Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 02, 2002, 06:06:33 AM
Japan, Feudal era...

A seemingly nondescript well had four figures lying around it.

One was a tall, well-built white haired man with a pair of odd ears. A sheathed katana lay on the well next to him, and his nose occasionally sniffed at the air, as if searching for something.

Another was a very small, fox-like child, complete with bushy tail. His face held a cheeky air to it, and he appeared to be sleeping contentedly.

Next was a pretty woman with long black hair. A giant boomerang lay at her side, and she was dressed in a tasteful kimono. Her eyes were closed.

The last was dressed in a houshi's outfit. A long staff lay next to him, and his right hand was done up with strange jewlerry.

Hentai thoughts flew through the latters mind as he dreamed of furthering his ambition and fathering many children to combat Naraku with.

There was a sudden disturbance in reality. The mind stopped blank for a moment, a new presence found it's way in...

And the hentai thoughts kept dancing. Only now, there was no thought of Naraku in them...

One of his eyes slowly opened.

To a location very different from where this person felt he was before...
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 04, 2002, 05:02:29 PM
"Argh..." Kwok moaned. "My head... I have a splitting headache..."

Shaking his head to clear off the stars, he double-blinked as he noticed his surroundings.

"What the hell?" he muttered.

"Hey you!" he pointed at the white-haired man with the pointy ears. "Who the hell are you, and where the hell am I?"

'This is the last time I get drunk in my dorm room...' he thought.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 04:12:19 AM
"Miroku... what the hell are you on about? I'm Inu-Yasha. You know that, lecher."

Inu-Yasha stood, staring down at Miroku, sarcastic expression etched across his face.

"You're at the Bone Eaters Well. Remember? When you came on too much to Kagome and stole her underclothes, and she blamed it on me? Hmm? Hmm?"

Miroku may have noticed a rather prominent bump on Inu-Yasha's forehead.

"I should kick your ass right now, Miroku.." Inu-Yasha's hand curled into nasty-looking claws, and a sarcastic grin spread over his face.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 04:23:32 AM
Kwok looked at Inu-Yasha's clawed hand.

'Those things look pretty real...' he thought.

"Hey man, I have no idea what you're talking about," he said, holding his hands up defensively. "And why're you calling me Miroku?  My name's Kwok."

Waitaminute...

Kwok did a double-take.  The man looked familiar... and so did the others, and the name Miroku...

"What the HELL?!?" he screamed. "I'm in Inu-Yasha?!"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 04:28:26 AM
"Eh? What're you talking about? What kind of name is 'Kwok?'"

Pause.

"Then again, Miroku isn't much better. Call yourself what you want. And.."

*SHING!*

Miroku went flying into a tree, three claw marks across his chest.

"YOU ARE NOT IN ME!"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 04:34:14 AM
"Ugh..." Kwok moaned as he collided hard with the tree and landed on the ground on his behind.

"That hurt..." he groaned, touching the bleeding wounds gingerly. "Bastard... I don't even know what the hell is going on..."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 05:05:10 AM
Inu-Yasha blinked.

"Oi, Miroku. You should have dodged that.

Havn't got enough girls to agree to take your baby recently, huh? I'm sure Kaede won't mind. Been a while since she's had a nice strong man, I bet."

Inu-Yasha smirked.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 05:15:03 AM
Kwok glared at Inu-Yasha.

"I told you, I'm not Miroku," he explained. "Something happened, I don't know what.  I woke up and suddenly in Miroku's body.  I'm not him."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 05:18:37 AM
Shippou, who just awoke, gasped.

"Ahhh! Miroku must have slept with a Youkai who possessed his body! We should get Kaede-sama to excise the demon right now!"

Inu-Yasha thumped Shippou. "Don't be stupid. He's just playing a stupid trick on us. And I'll bash his stupid head in in a moment."

He spun and glared at Miroku. "Or are you *really* a Youkai, hmm?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 05:21:07 AM
"No," Kwok sighed exasperatedly. "I'm not a Youkai.  I have no relation to demons, and nothing to do with demons."

"Hell," he continued. "I'm not even from your WORLD.  I told you that already."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 05:22:11 AM
"What? You're saying your from KAGOME's world?!"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 05:24:14 AM
Kwok blinked.  Was he from Kagome's world?

"Err..." he hunted his brain to try to find the right thing to say. "Kinda, I guess, but not really..."

Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 05:25:09 AM
Inu-Yasha stared at him for moment, then shrugged, and folded his arms.

"As long as you can still fight, I don't care."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 05:29:07 AM
"Hmm..." Kwok pondered. "I wonder if I CAN still fight..."

Hopping lightly on the balls of feet, he bounced slightly and performed a few side kicks and snap kicks, as well as testing his jumps and sweeps, then his punching speed.

"Hmm... Miroku's in better shape than I am and he can move much quicker and jump higher..."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 05:31:38 AM
"Miroku's very active today, isn't he?" commented Kagome, who appeared a couple minutes ago.

"Yeah. He's fucked up today, too," replied Inu-Yasha. "He says he's from your world, and that he's not. Or something. The baka. Oi, Miroku! Stop dancing! We're going soon!"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 05:33:41 AM
"Alright, alright..." Kwok stopped testing out his new attributes and looked at Inu-Yasha.

"Where're we going?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 05:36:44 AM
"Good question. Oi, Kagome! Where are we going?"

Kagome looked around a little, trying to focus her senses. Then-

"Actually.. there's a shard somewhere around the villiage. I'm not sure where it is, though..."

Inu-Yasha nodded, thinking quickly.

"Ok! I'll go look this way! Kagome, you go with Miroku! Sango, you go with Shippou! When you find it, yell."

The group split up, and Kagome moved next to Miroku. "Well, let's go!" she said, walking off.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 05:39:47 AM
Kwok shrugged.  Guess they were still looking for Shiikon Shards...

"Lead the way, cutie."

He did a double-take. Cutie?  He NEVER says that to girls...
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 05:45:45 AM
Kagome ignored Miroku's words. Honestly, you'd think he'd grow up...

They wandered throughout the villiage. It was a fairly pleasent villiage. Many feudal era huts littered the ground, along with large rice paddies. A river travelled across the length of the town, and a larger hut than the rest was in the centre.

The odd couple checked the outskirts of the villiage, covered by a fairly dense forest. Large amounts of trees soon became prevalent, and it seemed a little dark.

There was a flicker of movement within one of the trees.

"Ah! The Shikon shard! It's there!" shouted Kagome, sounding happy.

A youkai dropped out of the trees, said shard imbedded firmly in it's head.

It didn't look like much. Kinda like an overgrown monkey with swords for arms..

Swords that were glowing with some kind of white light.

Swords that seemed to give a trail of absolute coldness...

Oh, the fact that it seemed to have blocks of ice for feet may be somewhat disturbing.

The beast looked at Kagome, and growled out, "Shikon.. no... tama..." before lunging in, attempting to bite her head off.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 05:52:56 AM
Kwok breathed a sigh of relief.  Good thing she didn't notice his slip... otherwise it could get somewhat embarassing.

He looked into the direction of where Kagome said the Shiikon Shard was.  Much to his dismay, he saw a youkai instead, a shard glowing in said youkai's forehead.

"Oh no..." he put his palms to his forehead. "Youkais are much tougher when they absorbed a shard... I remember that from the manga..."

"Oh no you don't!" Kwok yelled as the youkai leapt towards Kagome. "No one hurts a girl when I'm around!"

Guess now is as good a time to test out my abilities as ever...

Giving himself a good launch with his back foot, he flew at the youkai with a flying kick aimed at the demon's temple.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 06:02:52 AM
The youkai, busy trying to bite Kagome, only had time to twist out the way of Miroku's kick, which went flying into a tree.

Turning around and forgetting Kagome for the moment (who stood up and started running), it looked into Miroku's face and ROARED, before charging forward, arms blurring.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 06:07:47 AM
Kwok kicked in a downwards direction at the tree as he met it, propelling himself slightly upward and landing harmlessly onto his feet.

Turning back towards the youkai, he wasn't happy to find that it was moving towards him with blurring arms.

"Oh shit..." he muttered.  Panicking, he broke off into a run into the trees, trying to think of what he could do against a demon.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 06:11:04 AM
Crashing through undergrowth, weed and grass, Miroku made quite an easy trail for the youkai to run upon.

The youkai was gaining on Miroku. It raised it's swords to strike-

And was promptly sliced in two by a giant boomerang.

"Honestly, Miroku. You should be able to deal with such a simple youkai," muttered Sango, catching her boomerang. "What's wrong with you today?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 06:17:32 AM
"I don't know!" Kwok walked over next to Sango and looked at the late demon. "I'm not even Miroku!"

"But thanks..." he said, putting an arm around around her shoulders.

Where his hand casually and unknowingly drooped/wandered down to the girl's chest before he caught himself.

Dammit.... what's happening to me today...?
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 05, 2002, 07:54:31 AM
*Thud!*

The flat side of Sangos boomerang smacked Miroku on the head, causing him to collapse.

"Honestly. You're such a lech."

Unnoticed by Sango, the youkai had begun to shape itself back together...
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 05, 2002, 07:00:11 PM
"Ow..." Kwok rubbed the back of his head gingerly. "You didn't have to hit me that hard, you know..."

"And I'm not a lech!" he said indignantly. "I... I don't know what's coming over me..."

His senses told him that danger was imminent and nearby.  Turning to the direction of his alarm, he saw that the youkai was almost done regenerating.

"Oh shit..."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 06, 2002, 07:47:11 AM
Kwok couldn't react in time before the youkai reformed itself, leapt over to Sango, and slahed a cut across her chest.

The wound seemed to crystillize, and Sango dropped to the ground, powerless.

The youkai raised it's arms to finish her..
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 06, 2002, 11:28:45 PM
Kwok growled as Sango collapsed onto the ground.  Attacking him was one thing, but attacking a girl was another thing.  The youkai will PAY for attacking his girl.

Wait a second.  My girl?  That's Miroku's girl!  What the hell?

He quickly shook his head to bring himself out of the thought.  There was more pressing matter at hand.

Sprinting over to where Sango's body was, he picked up her boomerang and sent it hurling towards the youkai's head to try to severe its supply of the Shiikon shard's power.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 07, 2002, 05:23:05 AM
Unfortunately, because neither Miroku or Kwok were good at throwing boomerangs, its simply flew over and clonked the youkai on the head.

Which, of course, drew it's direct and prompt attention.

Once again, it charged at Kwok, leaving a bleeding Sango lying prone on the ground...
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 07, 2002, 05:43:40 AM
"Shit," Kwok muttered as the boomerange missed its intended target.

Breaking out into a run as the youkai began charging, he weaved from tree to tree in search of a way that could kill off the youkai while frantically staying clear of any attacks.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 07, 2002, 07:18:28 AM
Miroku couldn't outrun the Youkai, and while he was sprinting at a relatively fast pace, the Youkai was faster.

He was sprinting through relatively forested area, so he could barely see where he was going next, never mind come up with some kind of plan.

Things were most certainly looking grim..
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 08, 2002, 10:54:32 PM
Kwok growled.  The youkai was running faster than he was.  He couldn't elude it forever.  What else could he do...?

An idea suddenly occured to him as he thought back to what he knew about Miroku.  Rummaging through his pockets as he ran, he retrieved an ofuda from his robes and threw it at the youkai behind him, hoping that being in Miroku's body would give it enough clerical power to activate the ward and paralyze the demon.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 09, 2002, 03:59:12 AM
The ward, surprisingly, glowed with some kind of holy power before slamming into the youkai, which howled in pain.

It didn't stop, however, only slowing down a little, matching Kwok's fastest speed, buying him a few extra seconds.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 09, 2002, 04:14:32 AM
Kwok breathed out a sigh of relief.  While the ward didn't really work as he wanted or as well as when Miroku did it, it bought him an extra few seconds for breathing room.

Jumping high up into air, he began hopping from tree to tree to stay clear of the youkai and continued in the direction of the forest's exit.  At least what he thought the direction was.

C'mon, Inu-Yasha... where are you...?
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 09, 2002, 04:20:14 AM
Inu-Yasha didn't come at Miroku's calling...

But the next best thing did.

A holy arrow flew through the air, taking off one of the Youkai's arms.

Kagome stood on the ground, preparing to notch another arrow to her bow. Unfortunately, the youkai was too fast.

Screaming a howl of rage, it jumped out the trees... towards Kagome, sword outstrechted.

It didn't seem that Miroku could reach her in time..
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 09, 2002, 04:34:35 AM
Kwok fumed.  It seemed like he was dependent on the girls to save him.  While he had no problems with girls being more powerful than he, he DID have problems with them getting hurt in the process.  Sango was already hurt.  He didn't want Kagome to get hurt because of him too.

Frantically tossing a pile of ofudas out from his robes at the youkai, he jumped out of the tree after it, staff swinging wildly to hit the youkai.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 09, 2002, 04:37:57 AM
The wards mostly missed the youkai. A couple hit, but the law of gravity was in effect, and it's swords was about to impale Kagome's head...

"SAN-KON-TET-SOUUUUU!"

Three claw marks trailed through the Youkai, splitting it in two.

A small shard bounced as a result of Inu-Yasha's handiwork, and landed in Kagome's hand.

"...thank you, Inu-Yasha.." mumbled Kagome, clearly scared out of her wits.

"Yes! Another shard!" cried Inu-Yasha, clearly uncaring about Kagome's emotional state.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 09, 2002, 04:40:42 AM
Miroku landed on the group and looked at Inu-Yasha with a flat stare.

"About time you showed up, dog boy," he said mockingly. "Your girlfriend was just about to get cut in half by a youkai with swords for arms, no big deal."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 09, 2002, 04:48:38 AM
Inu-Yasha snorted.

"At least I managed something, better than a certain houshi we all know and hate. You were RUNNING from it. A weak youkai. I was watching you all the time..."

He strode off, chuckling to himself.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 09, 2002, 04:52:12 AM
"Hey, I told you before and I'm telling you again.  I'm not the Miroku you know," Kwok retorted, defending himself. "I don't know everything he does, so I can't beat a youkai."

"Wait a minute...!" he said as he realized what Inu-Yasha said. "You were watching the whole time?  And you just let Sango get hurt and me running around, THEN show up when your girlfriend's in trouble?  Damn you!"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 09, 2002, 04:53:43 AM
Inu-Yasha looked back over his shoulder.

"I thought you could handle it. Even a weak houshi like you should be able to defeat a waak youkai like that.

Guess I was wrong. Go back to your temple. You're obviously not cut out for this."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 09, 2002, 04:59:33 AM
Kwok glared at Inu-Yasha.

"I told you, I'm NOT Miroku!" he practically yelled. "I don't know everything he does!"

"And I'm no-"

He stopped in mid-sentence and paused to think.  While he didn't really want to leave until he could find out what was going on and switch back to his own body, he DID need to train to master Miroku's power.  Since he's in the body, learning the control wouldn't be too hard, and he'd need it to survive in the world of youkais, let alone trying to protect anyone.

Leaning back against a tree, he looked down at the group to consider his options.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 09, 2002, 05:01:33 AM
Inu-Yasha shrugged. "Run back off to Kagome's world, if you say that's where you come from. If you can't fight, I really couldn't care."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 09, 2002, 05:04:29 AM
Kwok shook his head.

"No," he said slowly. "I'm not leaving.  I'm not gonna just give up."

He held his fist in front of him and looked at it, clenching it tightly.

I have to be stronger...
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 09, 2002, 05:08:53 AM
"Whatever. Kaede-baba will wanna see this. Come on." Inu-Yasha walked off arrogantly, leaving behind Kagome, who looked across at him with a nasty look on her face.

"SIT!"

*THUD!*

"What was that for, you crazy bitch?!" yelled back Inu-Yasha, looking decidedly upset.

"How DARE you insult Miroku! He only tried to do his best!"

"Well, his best ain't good enough! Not my fault he sucks!"

"HMPH!"

Inu-Yasha rose to his feet and stormed off.

"That... that..." mumbled Kagome, rooted to the spot.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 09, 2002, 05:14:37 AM
Kwok walked over and patted Kagome on the shoulder.

"Don't worry about it, Kagome," he said. "It's all good.  Don't get mad over it.  Just chill."

"C'mon," he motioned to the direction of the departed Inu-Yasha as he began walking. "Let's go get him."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 10, 2002, 03:02:02 AM
Kagome blinked. Since when did Miroku say, "Let's chill."?

Miroku had already gotten a few metres in front of her. Stumbling, she walked after him.

"H.. hey, wait! What did Inu-Yasha mean by saying you're from my world?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 10, 2002, 03:08:29 AM
Kwok stopped walking and looked at Kagome.

"I have no clue if I'm from your world or not," he admitted. "As far as I know, YOU're in the same world as Inu-Yasha.  Different time, same world.  I'm from a completely different world.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 10, 2002, 03:10:02 AM
Kagome blinked.

"Right...."

Shrugging, she walked away from him. <-Must be some houshi thing..->
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 10, 2002, 03:16:38 AM
Kwok shrugged and followed after Kagome.

Who cared if she didn't believe him?  She's in the manga, same as Inu-Yasha.  It wasn't like SHE could help him anymore than Inu-Yasha can.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 10, 2002, 03:31:52 AM
The little group finally arrived at Kaede's hut. Inu-Yasha, being his usual self, barged in, whilst Kagome and Miroku entered silently. Sango had been taken to Kaede already, and was lying on a bed with a bandage around the wound she suffered earlier.

"Well, Kaede-baba, we got another shard. And they're still another million floating around Japan. Not to mention the rest of the world. This is impossible."

Inu-Yasha continued ranting to one side, and everyone pretended to listen to him.

Eventually, he stopped.

"Thank you, Inu-baka. Now, as for the youkai you just vanquished.. did you make sure it was dead?"

Inu-Yasha snorted. "Of course it's dead! It's lying in two pieces! It's probably been eaten by the maggots by now, anyway."

"So you think... but I have sensed another Youkai in the villiage area," replied Kaede. "I only sensed the one today, and I doubt two youkai would attack in the same day."

"Feh! This is just paranoid crap, Kaede-baba. You must be getting senile."

"Nonetheless, I want you three to patrol the villiage tonight. I doubt it will attack in the morning.

In the meantime, I'm sure Kagome and Inu-Yasha have much to catch up on... and that Miroku has a lot of.. 'work' to do.."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 10, 2002, 03:38:37 AM
Kwok blinked.

"What do you mean, Kaede?" he asked. "What work?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 10, 2002, 03:40:24 AM
Kaede stared at Miroku incredulously.

"The villiage girls have been awaiting your return for some time, young houshi. Though I can't imagine why.."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 10, 2002, 03:43:37 AM
Kwok blinked.

"I can't imagine why either..." he shrugged. "Ah well.  No better way to find out than ask.  So where are they?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 10, 2002, 03:45:51 AM
"They're out in the town square, as usual..." murmured Kaede, sighing.

"Oh, to be young.."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 10, 2002, 03:53:59 AM
"Alright, thanks," Kwok nodded and turned around to leave. "Thanks, Kaede.  Catch you later, maybe."

"Town square... town square..." he muttered to himself, trying to find his way to said location.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 11, 2002, 03:40:53 AM
As Mirkou left, Kagome turned to Kaede.

"Don't you think he's acting a little oddly lately?"

Kaede shrugged. "He does seem a little out of sorts. I wonder if anythings happened?"

**

Meanwhile... as Miroku neared the town square..

"Miroku-sama! Come with me, Miroku-sama!"
"Houshi-sammmmmma!"
"Miroku-anata!"
"Anata!"
"MIROKU!"

Evidently, the women of the villiage were happy to see him.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 11, 2002, 03:43:53 AM
"ICK!" Kwok squealed as the women called him by various... interesting names.  Looking at the women of the village, he unconsciously backed away as he caught the predatory gleam in their eyes.

"Umm..." he tried to think of something safe to say. "What's this about, girls?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 11, 2002, 03:46:08 AM
The girls blinked, and laughed as one.

One of the taller (and prettier) ones stepped forward and said, "We've been doing this for the past week, Miroku! You should know better than anyone!"

Assorted giggles.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 11, 2002, 03:56:09 AM
Past week?  What has Miroku been doing behind Sango's back?

"Umm..." Kwok uttered, trying to ignore the girls' rather obvious intent. "Would you believe that I'm not Miroku?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 11, 2002, 07:06:28 AM
The looks of the girls turned nasty.

"Are you trying to shirk your duties, Miroku? You promised!"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 11, 2002, 07:08:56 AM
"Umm..." Kwok sweatdropped. "What duties?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 11, 2002, 07:12:33 AM
The girls stared at Miroku like he was a moron.

"You agreed to sanctify our homes! To keep out those evil youkai that plauge this place every other day... and that violent Inu-Yasha!

You've only done three. You act as if the ritual takes three hours.."

"Um, Ryoko, it *does* take three hours.."

"Quiet, Mizumi! Miroku, don't tell me you're not going to purify our dwellings.."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 11, 2002, 07:17:18 AM
"Uh..." Kwok sweatdropped. "I'd love to help, but I'm not Miroku.  I have no idea how to use his clerical powers.  Sorry."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 11, 2002, 07:58:53 AM
Ryoko's face turned red.

"Kisama..."

The women looked decidedly upset at Miroku.

As one, they lunged.

*-Violence! Crush! Destroy! Burn! Mash! Pound! Smash!-*

The horde retreated, leaving Miroku lying on the ground in a heap.

Poor guy. He'll never learn...
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 11, 2002, 08:02:07 AM
Kwok twitched on the ground.

"Itai..." he groaned in pain. "I need a hospital..."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 13, 2002, 08:48:40 AM
A few hours later...

After Miroku had recovered, it was time to go on patrol around the villiage. Inu-Yasha had taken the south side, Shippo and Kagome had taken the north. The villiage placed a group of archers to patrol up and down the east, leaving Miroku with the west.

The villiage was not particularly big, and the entrances to all areas except the East were fairly small, leaving Miroku not much to do but walk around a bit and ponder his situation..
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 13, 2002, 09:03:25 AM
"This sucks," Kwok muttered to no one in particular.  "I'm stuck with patrolling this dump of a forest and sorry excuse for a timeline."

"I mean," he continued muttering as he walked up and down his area of patrol over and over again. "What'd I ever do?  All I did was get drunk.  I mean, there was still a week left before university starts, so what's getting a little drunk?"

"Now here I am," he growled. "Stuck in Inu-Yasha with the no-good sorry excuse for a half-demon, stuck with the damn perverted monk's body and WAY over my fucking head.  What's wrong with getting stuck in Ranma or Goldenboy or something cool like that?  But nooooooo whoever that sent me here just HAD to send me to this shit hole."

"This sucks..." he concluded.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 13, 2002, 09:13:58 AM
Deep in the Western edge of the forest... an eye opened. And there was a flash of purple light...

And then nothing.

**

Meanwhile... Miroku, having finished his rambling, caught sight of a rustle in the bushes.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 13, 2002, 09:16:36 AM
Kwok's eyes darted to the direction of the noise.

"What the hell was that?!"

Wary of it being another youkai, he stayed in his spot and didn't move.

"Whoever you are, come out now!" he called.

"Hey Inu-Yasha!" he yelled loudly. "Get the hell over here!"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 14, 2002, 12:07:36 PM
There was a rush of wind from behind Miroku, and Inu-Yasha appeared next to him.

"What is it, Miroku? Something crawl up your ass?"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 14, 2002, 08:36:49 PM
Kwok glared at Inu-Yasha.

"No, but you get my staff up your ass if you keep going," he warned.

"Anyway," he siad, changing the subject. "Something's in the bush.  I think it's another youkai."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 15, 2002, 03:30:41 PM
Inu-Yasha raised an eyebrow. "What, and little Miroku can't do anything himself? Oh, that's right. You're not Miroku or whatever. Feh. Loser."

Snorting, Inu-Yasha moved over to the bush, and when he got to it...

"There's a trail of blood leading this way... well, you go first, Miroku! Come on! Stop being such a coward!"
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 15, 2002, 07:39:38 PM
Kwok growled.

"Fine, fine," he nodded and started running after the blood, semi-curious to what it might be. "Ah well, you only live once... and Inu-Yasha's behind me so it should be cool..."
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 16, 2002, 12:03:38 PM
As Miroku followed the blood, he past through a fair bit of vegetation.

Inu-Yasha just strolled along behind him, making use of the handy path he was making by plowing through the undergrowth.

Eventually... the trail stopped. Right near the well...

And as Miroku followed the trail along to the well, he heard a loud screeching from above.

Before he could react, there was a rustle, and the same youkai from before dropped infront of Inu-Yasha and impaled him throws the stomach.

Inu-Yasha's eyes widened for a moment, then he crumpled to the ground, holding his wound in pain.

The youkai prepared to deal a decapitating strike..
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 16, 2002, 12:23:21 PM
"Useless Inu-Yasha..." Kwok mumbled. "And I thought was gonna count on him to bail me out."

Lunging forward slightly, he swung his staff at the youkai's arm to prevent it from delivering the fatal blow on Inu-Yasha.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 17, 2002, 01:25:24 PM
There was a loud CLANG as the sword hit Mirokus staff.

Growling, the youkai turned to Miroku. It looked PISSED.

It raised its sword to strike.... and came forward with a vicious kick.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 17, 2002, 01:31:39 PM
Kwok was prepared to block any sword strike with his staff, but he wasn't prepared for the youkai actually kicking instead of using its strength, the sword-arms.

"Shit!" he cried out.  Diving into a roll to a side as quickly as he could to avoid the kick, he spun around on his knees at the end of the roll and swung the staff in a low sweep to hopefully take out the youkai's ice feet to slow its mobility.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 17, 2002, 03:54:01 PM
Prepared for a sword strike as his reacitons were, Miroku couldn't possibly react in time. As he tried to roll, one of the kicks slammed into his face.

Sprialing back towards the well, he almost cracked his spine bending over it.

The youkai moved closer. A cruel grin spread over it's features as it raised it's sword to strike...
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 18, 2002, 02:17:38 PM
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Kwok screamed as his back impacted with the side of the well, HARD.

He sank one knee onto the ground, holding his back in pain.

With the other hand, he secretly reached into his robes and took out a small pile of ofudas and threw it up into the air to obscure the youkai's view.

Leaping backwards as he tossed the ofudas into the air, he held onto one end of the staff and used the other end to drive an ofuda into the youkai's forward like his staff was a sword.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 19, 2002, 04:43:28 PM
...at least, that's what would have happend if Miroku was Miroku.

Unfortunately, this particular Miroku was not fast enough... and the youkai lunged forward with it's sword..

...and had it's leg cut off.

By Inu-Yasha, who had managed to wake up.

The youkai toppled onto Miroku... and the two fell back into the well in a scuffle...

*Flashy effects!*

Miroku blinked, and was at the bottom of the well.

With an angry youkai next to him, which was evidently angry because it's sword was jammed into a wall.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 19, 2002, 11:35:52 PM
Kwok looked at the youkai's current predicament.

"This is my chance..." he thought. "The best opening yet."

Holding his staff with both hands, he drove the staff into the youkai's forehead, hoping to take out the Shiikon shard.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 20, 2002, 11:46:36 AM
Miroku seemed to forget that the well is rather narrow.

As such, his fumbling with the staff and resulting dropping of it was not in aid of his situation.

OOC: Jackass.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 20, 2002, 12:04:18 PM
"Shit!" Kwok cursed as the staff fell out of his grasp.  

Picking the staff back up as quickly as he could, he scurried out of the well and stepped a short distance away, staff in hand to strike down if the youkai climbed back up.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 22, 2002, 03:21:22 PM
The youkai quite literally shot out the well, screaming a howl of rage as it did so. Moving far too fast for Miroku to react, it went straight through the roof of the shrine, out of sight.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 22, 2002, 05:22:05 PM
OOC:  Oops.  Edited this post because it's an error ^_^

IC:  Kwok blinked as the youkai leapt away before he could do anything.

"Hey, wait a minute..." he said to himself after taking in his surroundings. "This isn't the Inu-Yasha era.  This is the modern times!"

"But wait... is this still Inu-Yasha?  Or am I back home?  No better way to find out than finding it out, I guess..."

He went off in a random direction to see if it seemed like the real world.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 23, 2002, 03:26:16 PM
OOC: Kwok, you're in the shrine... which means you're in the modern era... so there isn't a downed Inu-Yasha nearby...
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 23, 2002, 04:24:57 PM
OOC:  Oops.  Edited the post ^_^
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on September 24, 2002, 03:08:38 PM
...and promptly walked into a wall.

If he had instead chosen to walk out the shrine before choosing directions, he might get somewhere..

From somewhere came the howl of the youkai again.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on September 24, 2002, 10:55:56 PM
OOC:  I KNEW something like that would happen ^_^;;

IC:  "Oh shit," said Kwok as he heard the howl of the youkai.

Clutching the staff closer to him for easy use,  he ran out of the shrine.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on October 05, 2002, 02:59:58 AM
As Miroku ran out the shrine, he saw the youkai, floating high above the ground, glowing brightly.

It's sword seemed to be a fiery orange, and suddenly, in turned to look at him.

And it snarled.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Carthrat on October 06, 2002, 12:25:23 AM
Before he could react, a pretty brunette in a sailor suit ran up to him.

"You should get away from here! That thing's dangerous!" she said hurriedly.
Title: Re:Miroku
Post by: Kwokinator on October 06, 2002, 09:04:43 AM
Kwok rolled his eyes at the brunette.

"Duh, I know it's dangerous.  Me and Inuyasha have been fighting it all day long."

He held an arm out and kept the other arm on the bracelet on his wrist, ready to unseal his biggest weapon since nothing else worked for him.  

"Get outta here if you don't wanna get your ass kicked by the ugly," he warned the brunette.