Somehow, I think this'll work nicely =D
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[19:10] <odin> You killed Kwoky.
[19:10] <odin> You bastard!
[18:47] * Onigiri shall hold the pictures of you and ultraman for ransom.
[18:47] <Yuthirin> GASP
[18:47] <Yuthirin> you better not show those to anyone
[18:47] <Yuthirin> seriously
[18:47] <Yuthirin> I'll fucking do something
[18:47] <Yuthirin> I swear
[18:47] <Yuthirin> I'm not sure what
[18:48] <Onigiri> Laugh?
[18:48] <Yuthirin> possibly
[18:49] <Yuthirin> I may cry, tho.
[18:51] <Dracos> You must now show them.
[18:51] <Dracos> On public televison
[18:38] <Sailor_Anastasia> Oh fuck.
[18:39] <Sailor_Anastasia> Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
[18:39] <Sailor_Moon> ?
[18:39] * Sailor_Anastasia just got a plastic clothes hanger stuck around her head.
[18:39] <Sailor_Mars> Don't like the sound of that...
[18:39] * Sailor_Moon laughs!
[18:39] <Sailor_Mars> ... what?
[18:39] <Sailor_Moon> By you or someone else?
[18:39] <Sailor_Anastasia> One of those fucking cheap things you use to hang clothes in your closet. I was messing with it around my head(I was bored and it was right on the floor, okay?) and it kind of slid down into place
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> It's kinda...stuck.
[18:40] <Sailor_Mars> Turn it perpendicular to your shoulders and pull it apart to get it off.
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> And putting a bit of pressure on my head. >_>
[18:40] <Sailor_Moon> Where?
[18:40] <Sailor_Moon> Above your ears?
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> YEah.
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> It's not a big one, and it's stuck tightly on.
[18:40] <Sailor_Mars> Get some wire cutters.
[18:40] * Sailor_Moon nods.
[18:40] <Sailor_Mars> This should be bashed...
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> Yes, I think I'll go try that. Excuse me for a moment while I go de idiotfy myself.
[18:40] <Sailor_Moon> Do it!
[18:44] <Sailor_Moon> Put the link in the topic once you submit it. ^^
[18:47] * Sailor_Mars is waiting for Dune to return complaining about cutting his ear or something before submitting it.
[18:47] <Sailor_Moon> Awww... he won't do it now!
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> Sigh.
[18:48] <Sailor_Moon> All better now? ^^
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> Die.
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> We will never again talk about this. Ever.
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> Lest...um...
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> Something really bad happens to you.
[18:49] * Sailor_Moon fears.
[18:49] <Sailor_Mars> Got a band-aid for your ear?
[18:49] <Sailor_Anastasia> I didn't cut my ear.
[18:49] <Sailor_Anastasia> So hush. -_-
[18:49] <Sailor_Uranus> At least we know a mouse trap is unnecessary for Dune.... THIS is what I return to after taking out the trash and changing the kitty litter.... Yeesh. ^_^;
[18:50] * Sailor_Moon is still laughing.
[18:50] <Sailor_Anastasia> >_>
[18:50] <Sailor_Anastasia> >_<
[18:50] <Sailor_Anastasia> It's not funny, dammit!
[18:50] <Sailor_Anastasia> It's...a tragedy!
[18:50] <Sailor_Uranus> I know of a dog that got its head stuck in a pickle jar, but I've never heard of it happening to a human....
[18:51] * Sailor_Uranus eyes Dune and hands him a pickle jar
[18:51] * Sailor_Anastasia glares.
Blame Iddy for reminding me of that. >_>
I'd laugh but I've had the same thing happen to me. >_>
*sniggers*
[09:06] <gia> Kwok, guess what I saw in Akiba today? <3<3
[09:09] <gia> It was a Fate/Stay Night parody-porno thing called Faith/Stay Knight.
[09:10] <gia> So...it was a porno-parody...of a PG-13 anime...of a hentai game.
[09:10] <gia> Rathany decided she needed to make a porno doujinshi of it.
[09:10] <gia> And then I said I'd write fanfiction for her doujinshi.
[09:10] <gia> And then she said she'd cosplay the fanfic...
[09:10] <gia> We want to see just how many levels of fandom we can work up here =P
Otter> Child molestation is win.
<@Halbarad> DUNE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE KIDS'
[22:02] <gia> I always forget that most people like their bagels *toasted*.
[22:03] <gia> So I always forget to tell them not to toast mine x.x
[22:04] <gia> This has been a test of the emergency Gia broadcasting system. Should an actual emergency occur, tell me to shut the fuck up. Thank you.
[22:06] <Dracos> SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[22:06] <Dracos> =p
[22:06] <Dracos> Oh wait
[22:06] <Dracos> not actual emergency
[22:06] <Dracos> my bad.
[22:06] <gia> Your message has been received. It will be responded to in...48...hours.
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You know, others can post here too.
Oh my God, Dracos, I can't believe you immortalized me and Ultraman. I'm so amused.
You're amused? Now Ultraman is in mortified self-exile!
We is doomed! Space aliens takes our cowsies! AND... THE ALUMINUM HATS, THEY DO NOTHING!
O_O
[10:53] <Dracos> Yeah yeah. And you can play gavin. "Something attacks saul. Only it doesn't!"
[10:54] <Carthrat> Yeah, you're a reliable defence against ninja-skeletons
[10:54] <Carthrat> And everything else
[10:54] <Carthrat> But particularly ninja-skeletons.
[10:54] <Dracos> Knights do beat ninjas in that rock paper scissors way. They also beat pirates and skeletons.
[10:55] <Dracos> They're kind of cheap that way, which is why everyone leaves them out of the fight.
[10:55] <Carthrat> Eh.
[10:55] <Carthrat> It depends on the terrain.
[10:55] <Carthrat> Pirates, in their natural element, are kind of unbeatable, except by privateers, other pirates, or someone who wears a navy hat and says "By Jove!" alot.
[10:56] <Dracos> Fair enough. Knights are also never found in said naturall element.
[10:56] <Dracos> Which kind of skews the results.
[10:57] <Carthrat> It's hardly fair that pirates and ninja always seem to engage knights on their home turf, or in mysterious dungeons.
[10:57] <Carthrat> I think we need to set up an independant testing agency.
[10:57] <Dracos> Oh, Knights are found on Ninja's home turf.
[10:57] <Dracos> It just doesn't matter.
[10:57] <Dracos> Ninja are wussy.
[10:57] <Carthrat> I disagree.
[10:58] <Carthrat> You never find knights in Yapan.
[10:58] <Carthrat> Though I do agree Ninjas suck.
[10:58] <Dracos> Yes you do. It's a little known fact that when those ships sailed in and demanded trade, they had 20 cannons and 1 knight aboard. The knight did go landbound for a few minutes before the treaty was signed and explicitly banned knights from "Killing all our god damn ninja."
[10:59] <Carthrat> Commodore Perry so doesn't count.
[10:59] <Carthrat> He haxed.
[10:59] <Dracos> It wasn't against the code of honor.
[10:59] <Carthrat> How convenient for him.
[10:59] <Dracos> Very.
[11:00] <Carthrat> See, this is why Guy Fawkes existed.
[11:00] <Carthrat> So that knights would then know how to counteract ninja plans.
[11:01] <Dracos> That's the first time I heard that name. Informative.
[11:02] <Dracos> Now I know how to counteract ninja plans.
[11:02] <Dracos> Excellent.
<Storm> EEEE
<Storm> teeny tiny mourning dove
<Storm> so CUUUUTE
<Storm> Now there's two!
<Storm> awwww
<Pavel> BLAM!
<Pavel> Now there is one, but it's mourning twice as hard.
[12:13] <@Dracos> Inherited weapon characteristics for the silly.
[12:14] <@Dracos> "Ice spear: Does more damage with ice. Does more damage with fire."
[12:14] <Zenthor> .....
[12:14] <Zenthor> Wha...
[12:14] <Sunhawk> o_O
[12:15] <Sunhawk> So is this some kind of frozen flame?
[12:15] <@Dracos> You can inherit special weapon characteristics in boktai if you forge well. Continuously if you keep going. 2 spears back was a fire spear.
[12:15] <Sunhawk> Ah
[12:15] <Sunhawk> Boktai?
[12:15] <@Dracos> GBA game. Not to be played without hacked cart.
[12:16] <Sunhawk> Heh
[12:16] <Sunhawk> Why?
[12:16] <@Dracos> Because it relies on an in cart solar sensor
[12:16] <@Dracos> which is annoying as hell.
[12:16] <@Dracos> hacked cart? "Lower sun level, raise sun level, one button"
[12:17] <Sunhawk> That is completely bizarre
[12:18] * Sunhawk looks up the game
[12:18] <Sunhawk> Yeah, that meant what I thought it meant
[12:18] <Sunhawk> SERIOUSLY bizarre
[12:19] <Zenthor> So you... play... near a light switch?
[12:19] <@Dracos> No.
[12:19] <@Dracos> You play outside.
[12:19] <Zenthor> ...
[12:19] <@Dracos> Or near a special kind of light.
[12:19] <Zenthor> Uh...
[12:19] <@Dracos> And when you need to lower sun level, you go into the shade
[12:19] <@Dracos> or cover the sensor.
[12:19] <@Dracos> It is made by Koujima.
[12:19] <Zenthor> .................
[12:19] <@Dracos> You might recognize the name.
[12:19] <Sunhawk> That is the most whacked out game idea I've seen in quite a well
[12:19] <@Dracos> Metal Gear "I like doing weird things for the sake of weird things" guy.
[12:19] <Zenthor> ...
[12:20] <Sunhawk> It gets points for doing something unique...
[12:20] * Zenthor googles the name.
[12:20] <Zenthor> ...
[12:20] <Zenthor> Dracos, you are an asshat. >_>
[12:20] <Zenthor> In any case, that sounds like a stupid game.
[12:20] <Zenthor> ...
[12:20] <Zenthor> OH. Kojima.
[12:20] <Zenthor> Not...
[12:20] <Zenthor> Oh.
[12:20] <Zenthor> See, I googled Koujima.
[12:20] <Sunhawk> hm?
[12:20] <Zenthor> And got Yaoi.
[12:20] <Sunhawk> Heh!
[12:20] <@Dracos> Hah. Sorry, Sorry. =D
[12:20] * Sunhawk laughs at Zenthor
[12:21] <@Dracos> Come on, I gave his most prominent title.
[12:21] <Sunhawk> I'm sure it was a (snicker) honest mistake ^^
[12:22] <Zenthor> Yeah, you gave it after I looked away to google the name.
[12:22] <Zenthor> So I saw
[12:22] <Zenthor> Naduki Koujima Illust Collection - Kids Paradise (Yaoi)
[12:22] <Zenthor> Before I saw
[12:23] <Zenthor> "Metal Gear 'I like doing weird things because I'm batshit bonkers' guy."
Shairthewm: Mraw
Moonchild Dex: Rawr
Shairthewm: RAWR IS WAR!
Moonchild Dex: ....
[23:34] <Hello-Weissy> Don't underestimate the power of tabletop grunts.
[23:35] <@Asher> ;_;
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More to remind folks this is here. Come on... =p
Dracos
...Hardware error? I have no idea what happened, but thought this was worthy enough to post here. Ignore the backwards typos, as it seems to be another anomaly.
[12:00] <Ragnar_Away> You break your toes on the helmet.
[12:01] <Ragnar_Away> And, on "Baby You Can Drive My Car:" http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-09-26T120033Z_01_L26911495_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-BOY1.xml&src=rss
[12:03] <Ragnar_Away> ?KCUF ETHT AHW nos siahpmnE(
[12:03] <Ragnar_Away> ;;;<_<
[12:03] <Ragnar_Away> help!
[12:04] <Liddo-kun> O_o
[12:05] <Ragnar_Away> my keyboard is typing backwards
[12:05] <Ragnar_Away> tsirhC suseJ
[12:05] <Ragnar_Away> .emit toobeR
[12:06] <Ragnar_Away> .pu dekcuf si sihT
[12:06] <Kotono> ?looc
[12:07] <Ragnar_Away> .YREV TON
[12:08] <Iwata> Heh, that's awesome ^^
[12:08] <Ragnar_Away> .ton is tI
[12:09] <Liddo-kun> SCREW YOU, RAGNAR! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!
[12:09] <Liddo-kun> Woops. My keyboard seems to have caught Tourette's. Apologies.
[12:09] <Liddo-kun> >.>
[12:09] <Liddo-kun> <.<
[12:09] <Iwata> It's a virus! You're dead! :D
[12:09] * Ragnar_Away ".sserp tnenamrep" no enihsamg nishaw a ni iehsulp eth fsfuts
[12:09] <Ragnar_Away> sffuts*
[12:10] <Ragnar_Away> reboot
[12:10] <Liddo-kun> What? What's that? Sorry. Me no speaky-speaky gibberish. :)
[12:10] * Liddo-kun flees~
[12:10] <Ragnar_Away> I have to type backwards
[12:11] <Ragnar_Away> .skcus ti
[12:11] <Liddo-kun> Go reboot then so you stop reading like Midi on his good day.
[12:11] <Ragnar_Away> tuiq/
[12:11] <Ragnar_Away> ;_;
[12:11] * Liddo-kun snorts
[12:11] * Ragnar_Away is now known as Ragnar
[12:12] <Liddo-kun> It was a boring day today, but now it's not quite so. Perhaps having you leave for a reboot is a bad idea...
[12:13] <Ragnar> .hcnul tae og tsuj dluoc I
[12:13] * Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Sep 26 12:13:28 2006
Yes, it was =)
Dracos
In mIRC, you can trigger this error by repeatedly tapping the right control key in combination with 'shift' or 'alt'. The left combination seems to restore it.
Interesting. I'll keep that in mind, but I noticed that the problem seemed more to be that the computer kept receiving signals for the "left" arrow key, as witnessed when I placed the cursor at the end of a line of text and it scrolled to the beginning. >_>;
[09:43] <Maz> Don't you have your cousin, now?
[09:44] <@Thrall> He has really high charisma as well!
[09:44] * @Ko-Kanon snickers.
[09:44] <Seraphin> He's my -cousin-.
[09:45] <Seraphin> Korin's a better option.\
[09:46] <@Carthrat> THIS
[09:46] <@Carthrat> IS
[09:46] <@Carthrat> HIGH
[09:46] <@Carthrat> FANTASY
So... Rat has fantasies about Seraphin/Dorrin incest while he's high?
<10/30>[10:24:36] * pnuser (PNUser@ip24-252-195-102.mc.at.cox.net) has joined #soulriders
<10/30>[10:24:55] * pnuser is now known as Jessica
<10/30>[10:25:02] <Koaway> Hi.
<10/30>[10:25:11] <Jessica> ?msg nickserv identify kamex2
<10/30>[10:25:40] <Jessica> hi
<10/30>[10:25:45] <DexieOblivion> Oops.
<10/30>[10:25:49] <Koaway> Very oops.
<10/30>[10:25:50] <Jessica> wat
<10/30>[10:25:53] * Jessica (PNUser@ip24-252-195-102.mc.at.cox.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Koaway))
*laughs*
The sequel!
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<Jessica> who wants to see my pic?
<Zenthor-TheyAreMadeOutOfMeat> Ahem.
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* Zenthor-TheyAreMadeOutOfMeat is now known as Zenthor
<Zenthor> Oh, my.
<Zenthor> That pleases me -so- much.
<Zenthor> That she didn't change her password or anything.
<DexieOblivion> You're such an ass. XD
<Iwata> Who's that? ^_^
<DexieOblivion> You should have at least waited for her to link the pic. XD
Edit: Part 3, simply cause it made me giggle. XD
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<Jessica> hi
<Jessica> where is every one?
<DexieOblivion> Oh!
<DexieOblivion> Oh!
<DexieOblivion> I wanna do it this time!
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<DexieOblivion> ...damn! XD
You could've ghosted her from the server anyways =p
She doesn't have to be in the room for it.
That's just sad. Does she even realise what she did?
Quote from: "Dracos"You could've ghosted her from the server anyways =p
She doesn't have to be in the room for it.
Where's the fun in that? :P
Quote> Quick, what comes to mind when I say "name a household chore that doesn't involve cleaning or paying bills"?
<Ragnar> Washing dishes.
<Onigiri> Thats cleaning :P
<Onigiri> BBQ :D
> BBQ != chore. :p
<Onigiri> Bah :p
<DannyCat|somewhere> Reloading the cat with missiles.
> Can be indoor or outdoor chore.
> No cat available.
<Onigiri> Drinking beer :D
<Ragnar> Taking out the trash?
<Onigiri> Especially that yanke stuff. Thats a chore.
<Onigiri> Ragnar: cleaning :p
<Ragnar> :p
<DannyCat|somewhere> Reconfiguring the home network firewall.
<Cabbit> Feeding the fish.
<Ragnar> Yeah, electric wiring and stuff.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Putting the fish in a barrel.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Gluing the silverware to the ceiling.
<DexieOblivion> Mmm...barrelfish.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Understanding the dog.
<Ragnar> Re-uphoslstering the sofa.
<Cabbit> feeding the dog.
> Hmm, feeding pets and electrical maintenance seem to be on top.
<Ragnar> Sewing.
<DexieOblivion> Making trash bags.
<Ragnar> Despunking the linenmeier.
<DexieOblivion> Making water.
<Ragnar> Inflating Zepplins.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Creating matter from void.
<DexieOblivion> Listeing to Led Zepplin.
<DexieOblivion> *listening
<Ragnar> Reanimating corpses.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Slaying raccoons.
<DexieOblivion> Building a golem.
> Okay, clearly we're going into "death spiral" mode as far as ideas are concerned.
It continues.
Quote<Ragnar> Kissing the squid.
<DexieOblivion> Shaving the pineapple.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Constructing an authentic 1:1 scale Aztec pyramid in your bathtub.
<Ragnar> Squeezing the Charmin.
<DexieOblivion> Building a model of Dracos' left buttcheek out of toothpicks.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Altering the gravitational constant of the universe.
<Ragnar> Blowing square bubbles.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Teaching the hamster to kill chickens with a single kick.
<DexieOblivion> Eating babies.
<Baka> Masquerading as a man with a reason.
<Ragnar> Eschewing obfuscation.
<Ragnar> Listening to bad 80s music :p
<DexieOblivion> Speaking in Iambic Pentameter.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Building a TV-watching fort out of chairs and blankets.
<Ragnar> Mopping the walls.
<Baka> Rapping in trochaic tetrometer
<DexieOblivion> Smiting nonbelievers!
<Ragnar> Reciting episode 3 of "Gundam G" backwards.
<Ragnar> Or is it "G Gundam"... >_>
<DexieOblivion> G Gundam
<DannyCat|somewhere> Pouring Lucky Charms into the blender and calling it "Fabric of Time".
<Ragnar> Building the perfect beast.
<Baka> Smashing busts of Caesar over old ladies' heads.
<Ragnar> Giving Bishops sponge-baths.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Declining to gnaw upon edible socks.
<Baka> Inundating the church with greetings cards
<DexieOblivion> Terrorizing the innocent.
<Ragnar> Pickling dodo eggs.
<DexieOblivion> Picking your nose.
<Baka> Dancing the grim fandango.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Installing indoor sprinkler systems.
<Ragnar> Verbing the adjective nouns.
<DexieOblivion> Playing grim fandango
<Baka> Truncating snakes.
<Ragnar> Explaining the "Skin Effect" to a teddy bear.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Purchasing trebuchets in a time of pudding.
<DexieOblivion> Trying to figure out what the jazz is all about
<DannyCat|somewhere> Arranging your shoes in reverse numerical order.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Listening to Hare Hare Yukai Live Arrangement Version.
<Baka> Conducting yourself with crass hysteria.
<DexieOblivion> Listing chores for a friend in IRC
* KLSymph is just going to turn off the incoming-message flash notice now since it looks like you guys aren't running out of steam.
And continues.
Quote<DannyCat|somewhere> Deriving the whole of existance from a single piece of fairy cake.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Singing the soundless song.
<Ragnar> Waxing the green poodle.
<DexieOblivion> Corrupting the youth of the nation.
<Ragnar_Away> Peering on IRC.
* Ragnar_Away is now known as Ragnar
<Ragnar> Wearing stripes on a Thursday.
<DexieOblivion> Making love with your ego.
And then starts rhyming.
Quote<Ragnar> Naming names.
<Baka> Naming shames.
<Ragnar> Blaming James.
<Storm> Cutting lanes.
<DexieOblivion> Wearing mary janes.
<Ragnar> Raining cranes.
<DexieOblivion> Watching Dr. Fraiser Crane.
<Shuten> Divining the eternal flame
<Storm> Trying to stay sane.
<DexieOblivion> Being in extreme pain x.x
<Baka> Humming the refrain.
<Storm> Slapping the vain.
<Shuten> Regarding all you meet with disdain
<Ragnar> Sinking the Maine.
<Ragnar> Fighting the battle of the Maine.
<Baka> Mister Cellophane.
<Storm> Rapping on the window pane.
<DexieOblivion> Breaking a pattern of rhymes. :)
You people are insane. And as of this writing, you're apparently still going.
That made me laugh. =D
Way to go crew!
Dracos
Quote from: "Dracos"That made me laugh. =D
Way to go crew!
Dracos
I think I speak for everyone when I say that we are happy to oblige. ^^
Sincerely,
Shuten
You didn't contribute ;p
Quote from: "Kwokinator"You didn't contribute ;p
Quote<Ragnar> Naming names.
"<Shuten> Divining the eternal flame"
<Storm> Trying to stay sane.
<DexieOblivion> Being in extreme pain x.x
<Baka> Humming the refrain.
<Storm> Slapping the vain.
"<Shuten> Regarding all you meet with disdain"
I may not have contributed much but I definitely contributed something.
Sincerely,
Shuten
And Kwok fails again!
*concedes defeat* ;_;
Quote from: "Kwokinator"*concedes defeat* ;_;
VICTORY!!! ^^ \/
Sincerely,
Shuten
What the hell is wrong with DannyCat, again?
Fear my love of G Gundam. :P
RagnarXIV: WRAAARGH.
Moonchild Dex: WRYYYYYYYY
Moonchild Dex: *drops a steamroller on you*
RagnarXIV: TOKI WO TOMARE!
RagnarXIV: Heh.
Moonchild Dex: SHORYUKEN!
RagnarXIV: GODFINGER!
Moonchild Dex: THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
Moonchild Dex: IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU
Moonchild Dex: THE ULTIMATE...SHINING FINGER SWOOOORD!
RagnarXIV signed off at 12:49:39 PM.
Clearly we've become truly boring. =p
Dracos
[15:40] <gia> I went to a k-12 college prep school for high school, and I knew a girl who started a thing up with one of the teachers after she had turned 18 *and* after she graduated.
[15:40] <gia> Her parents found out, freaked, and got the poor bastard fired.
[15:40] <gia> ...I was really only shocked because I had totally thought that prof was gay :/
Quote from: "Zenthor"What the hell is wrong with DannyCat, again?
It all begins with DannyCat, and ends with DannyCat. This is my belief. At least ... for now.
Actually, I think DannyCat is a complex script, which escaped into the wilds during a Turing test gone wrong. There's nothing wrong with him, except for the fact that occasionally he outputs some buggy text.
Or we're simply not evolved enough to truly understand him yet.
Speak for yourself, proto-sapien.
I always thought DannyCat was functioning in dimensions that our puny mortal brains are unable to perceive. That, and a high coefficient of awesomeness.
Bumping this to tell a tale of an idiot who invaded #Soulibrary...
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<Smick> ...Hmph.
<Smick> A Place like this...Such weakness lurks here.
<DexieOblivion> Eh?
<Smick> I have no time for this dump.
<Smick> Farwell.
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<DexieOblivion> ....
<Ragnar> Well, we're not keeping you around :p
<Ragnar> I'm constantly amazed by the morons who come waltzing in like that.
<Merc> Well that's a unique flavor of spam.
I couldn't resist, though, and promptly messaged him...note that this is totally uneditted.
<DexieOblivion> You mispelled 'Farewell', idort.
<DexieOblivion> :)
<Smick> Idort?
<Smick> Haha.
<Smick> Listen ignorant brat, I'm looking for something, therefore I don't have time for you.
<Smick> Terribly sorry.
<DexieOblivion> Fair enough :)
<Smick> Hah.
<DexieOblivion> Haha!
<DexieOblivion> So, whatcha looking for?
<Smick> You're very cute. But you mocking me and acting stupid like everything I'm saying means nothing to you is quite stupid in itself.
<Smick> AP-S waves..
<DexieOblivion> Oooh, what's that?
<Smick> Something I need before my competitor destroys my Lord.
<Smick> ...You wouldn't understand
<DexieOblivion> Ah, I guess I wouldn't.
<Smick> Before I leave...I bid on last begging for some hope...Have you seen anyone around named Clowwner?
<DexieOblivion> Your Lord sounds kinda of weak, though. Would you like to accept Jesus Christ as a new one?
<DexieOblivion> Nope. Can't say I have.
<Smick> AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
<Smick> Jesus Christ? Oooh, you're on of them.
<DexieOblivion> I'm on someone?
* DexieOblivion looks under his feet.
<DexieOblivion> Can't say I am.
<Smick> Of course you are.
<Smick> Look closer.
<DexieOblivion> All I see is my carpet. o.o
<Smick> Hmpmh. That is odd.
<DexieOblivion> I have a nice copy of the book of Satan.
<DexieOblivion> Would you like to read it?
<DexieOblivion> The power of it's sins compels you! O.O
<Smick> But tell me, how does China Nipple take overs the garden of thinking I know work? How it jumps I'm mad now..
<Smick> Do you know THAT?
<DexieOblivion> Nope
<DexieOblivion> But I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61
<DexieOblivion> !
<Smick> To examine the soul beyond time? Even though time dosen't exsist.
<DexieOblivion> All living matter ages over time and eventually dies... No matter how mighty or tiny its life force... So being alive means you're creeping closer to death with every second.
<Smick> Duuh.
<DexieOblivion> Who, who is your Lord?
<DexieOblivion> An AI who went insane because you showed her it's cake was a lie?
<Smick> No.
<DexieOblivion> Too bad.
<DexieOblivion> Is it the king of the Mormons? Please say it's the king of the mormons. :D
<DexieOblivion> You there, buddy? You got quiet o.o
<Smick> I'm gaaaaay.
<Smick> and horny.
<DexieOblivion> ....
<DexieOblivion> O RLY?
<Smick> Yes
<Smick> ~_^
<DexieOblivion> Wrong.
<DexieOblivion> The correct answer is YA RLY!
<Smick> YA RLY
<DexieOblivion> You have failed your existance test.
<Smick> I hope you are too!
<DexieOblivion> Please kill yourself immdiately.
<DexieOblivion> I'm a lesbian, actually.
<Smick> *Makes out with DexieOblivion*
<Smick> Oooh, that's even hotter.
<Smick> Oooh, that's even hotter.
<Smick> I change my mind, I'm straight.
<DexieOblivion> Now, see, that's godmodding.
<DexieOblivion> I never accepted making out with you.
<DexieOblivion> You're a terrible roleplayer.
<DexieOblivion> I hate you :/
<Smick> But this is the Internet silly! Whatever I Roleplay...It...Happens! =]
<Smick> WHATEVER...
<Smick> I roleplay.
<Smick> Betch..
<Smick> hehhehee.
<DexieOblivion> So, you going to tell me what an AP-S wave is or not?
<Smick> Nope. My Lord/Boss can go burn in hell now, so it's not important. Just...try to forget about it, okay?
<Smick> = ]
<DexieOblivion> Fair enough.
<DexieOblivion> In that case, you've outgrown your amusement to me.
<DexieOblivion> Fairwell.
<DexieOblivion> :)
*Smick added to IGNORE list.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go cleanse myself. That whole lesbian thing was kind of creepy. <_<;
...
You need to work on your mocking creepy people skills :)
So you're saying Dexie should go comment on Pokegirl threads over at Anime Addventure?
Yes. Absolutely.
But my avatar is a girl from Pokemon! :O
That means you are prepared!
[10:37] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> Hi.
[10:37] * Dracos2 pickets Ko's house.
[10:37] <Dracos2> "Cyber demons have a right to life too!"
[10:38] <Dracos2> "Marines are Murder!"
[10:38] <Dracos2> "You don't want an angry CyberDemon in your home! They don't want an angry marine in theirs!"
[10:39] * Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons watches the cyberdemon explode thanks to the BFG.
[10:39] * Dracos2 gets an email that the team meeting is canceled. 10 minutes after team meeting.
[10:39] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> There, problem solved.
[10:39] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> ...-_-
[10:39] <Ebiris> Tell them to get their asses off our martian moons, then!
[10:39] <Dracos2> ko: It's no biggie. There is inevitably comedy value in going "Okay, back to work then" when everyone is wandering outside the meeting room.
[10:40] <Dracos2> "BFGs should be outlawed! Join MACDAG today!"
[10:40] <Dracos2> "MACDAG holding a cookie get together to discuss gun control and how it is necessary to protect your children"
[10:41] * Dracos2 concludes: Insane picketting is fun.
[10:41] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> Fuck that. We're gonna take the moons back THEN take their land. Fuck those...demons. They don't deserve to life!
[10:42] <Ebiris> Manifest Destiny~
[10:42] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> Damn straight.
[10:42] * Dracos2 holds up photoshopped pictures of Cyberdemons sharing candy with children. And photoshopped pictures of Marines kicking young girls off cliffs.
[10:42] <Dracos2> "WHO IS THE REAL EVIL?"
Two visitors today:
[11:30] *** Guest27273 [~Guest441@pD9E73B16.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #soulriders
[11:30] <Guest27273> hi
[11:30] <Dracos2> It is a guest!
[11:30] <Guest27273> do yu spiek german??
[11:31] <Dracos2> Serve it tea and yukarifood!
[11:31] <Guest27273> h����������???
[11:31] <Guest27273> do you speak german??
[11:31] <Dracos2> I'm sorry, we speak only canhazburgcat.
[11:31] <Guest27273> ohh
[11:31] <Guest27273> where do you come from??
[11:32] *** Guest27273 is now known as SHADOW
[11:32] <SHADOW> ???????????????????
[11:32] <Dracos2> A place that fell into the ocean in 2057. Some once called it the west coast of the states united under cheezburger. =)
[11:32] <Dracos2> Also, that's a lot of question marks.
[11:32] <Dracos2> Quite excessive.
[11:32] <Dracos2> =)
[11:32] <SHADOW> yes!!!!!!!! of course:D
[11:33] <DannyCat> And One Must Fall was set in 2097, not 2057.
[11:33] *** SHADOW is now known as Guest22909
[11:33] <Dracos2> You should be careful. There is an oni here. If you are too excessive it shall wake up and eat you.
[11:33] <Guest22909> and how old are you?????????????????? (lots of questionmarks)????????????????
[11:33] <Dracos2> Dannycat: One must not fall. One must dance.
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[11:34] <Guest22909> i go now
[11:34] *** Dracos2 is now known as Dracos
[11:34] <Guest22909> c��
[11:34] *** mode/#soulriders [+qo Dracos Dracos] by ChanServ
[11:34] <Dracos> Good bye.
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[11:42] <Dracos> ...
[11:43] <Dracos> come on
[11:43] <Dracos> be less blatantly obvious
[11:43] *** camgirl29 was kicked from #soulriders by Dracos [You have failed to reach our minimal level of troll. Go level up.]
<Kotono> For the record, I apologize. I never imagined I'd be making you roll a check to see if Hell has sexual harrassment laws.
<Brian> We need to make a Ragnar-based OS.
<Brian> That way, we can say, 'RagnarOS', and get both Portal geeks AND WoW addicts to laugh!
<Ragnar> Meanwhile, I won't get it at all ._.
<Brian> Ragnaros is a raid boss in Molten Core.... Pre-expansion end-game stuff.
<Brian> GLaDOS is the computer from Portal.
<Ragnar> Ah
<Brian> RagnarOS, therefore, would be you, on fire, as a raid boss, AND A COMPUTER!
<Brian> :D
<Ragnar> Heh
* Ranma007 bakes a cake
<Ranma007> Huge success. :)
* Brian makes a note here.
<Brian> Wow, I haven't checked out Strongbad in over six months.
<Dracos> He's changed a lot.
<Dracos> He went to rehab.
<Dracos> got cleaned up.
<Dracos> He's a better man now.
<Dracos> Doing community service.
<Dracos> He doesn't like being called strongbad anymore, though.
<Dracos> He goes by Paris Yeltson. After his father.
<Dracos> It's his way of trying to go at it with a clean break.
<Dracos> The cheat dying from a drug overdose in jail really changed the man.
<Ranma007> Huh?
<Dracos> Just talking about Strongbad.
<Slacker> I can dig it.
* Angel0886 stabs wisconsin senators
<Angel0886> Let's tax video games and consoles to pay for the juvenile justice system!
<Dracos> That's a great idea. We'll make it more expensive to stay home and cause no trouble to anyone.
<Dracos> Thus encouraging kids to go outside.
<Dracos> Where they can build excellent social skills such as lying, petty theft, and drugs.
<Angel0886> haha
<Dracos> This will help kids join sports teams to participate in useful character building activities as group such as: Extreme Rock Climbing, Paintball, and Extreme Hazing.
<Dracos> I see nothing that could ever go wrong with this.
<odin> But arguing on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics.
<Crnobog> Fucking awesome?
<odin> No. Even if you win, you're still a retard.
<odin> http://static.flickr.com/75/195983063_e380efd610.jpg
<Crnobog> I am well aware.
<Onigiri> Like pissing in an ocean of piss.
<Dracos2> odin: Hum, is it reallly worse than arguing in real life? :P At least on the net, it can be performance artwork. In real life? Not only do the same rules apply, but you probably have to see whoever you're arguing with the next day.
* Dracos2 creates the ultimate meta-dumb, arguing about the arguing on the internet meme.
<odin> That's one of the funnier things I've read. :-)
<Crnobog> That's pretty meta.
<grey> haha nice
<Chibi-Ginn> Mai was an easy character to learn
<Chibi-Ginn> much easier than king, anyways
<Ragnar> Easy on the eyes, too :D
<Dracos> You know not the beauty of it.
<Ragnar> Yeah, she is.
<Dracos2> Definitely.
<Dracos2> let's talk about Mai being easy.
Nobody has funny chat quotes? Are we all boring people? Don't answer that :p
<Merc> So Brian. I've heard mention that you're playing in a real tabletop game with Drac. Does Drac put on a pointy wizard hard and make funny roleplaying voices?
<Brian> He's not GMing.
<Brian> That's my job.
Not quite a chat quote, but close enough:
Quote* Customer Upgrade Services to undisclosed-re.
Dear User,
We are currently upgrading our total Email Network againt a very devastating virus that has now entered our Email Facility.
To protect your Email Account, you must respond to this email immediately and provide:
1) Email Address
2) Password
Failure to do this will immediately render your Email Account deactivated from our database.
We await your swift response
Regards,
Customer Help Desk.
Subtle.
I especially like how this message capitalizes everything Email. So you don't send them your Home Address, I imagine.