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Soulriders 5.0: Legend of the Unending Games

The Inn of Last Home...(^'o'^) => Old Otik's Table => Topic started by: Dracos on December 30, 2006, 09:25:55 AM

Title: We hired the best
Post by: Dracos on December 30, 2006, 09:25:55 AM
Oh and he's a very good merc,
and he's a very good merc,
and he's a very good merc,
Which nobody can deeeny.


Happy birthday, Merc.

Dracos
Title: We hired the best
Post by: Sunhawk on December 30, 2006, 09:36:00 AM
We raise up a glass this morning,
We raise up a glass this morning,
We raise up a glass this morning,
For Merc, we drink all day!
Title: We hired the best
Post by: Merc on December 30, 2006, 04:57:44 PM
You only say you hired the best because you know you don't pay me a dime. Cheap bastard. =p
Title: We hired the best
Post by: Shuten on December 30, 2006, 04:58:57 PM
Happy Birthday Houshi! ^^


Sincerely,
Shuten
Title: We hired the best
Post by: StormDragon on December 30, 2006, 07:21:29 PM
*Pours beer on you*

Happy birthday!!
Title: We hired the best
Post by: Sunhawk on December 31, 2006, 12:43:13 AM
We'll ply him with booze and hookers,
We'll ply him with booze and hookers,
We'll ply him with booze and hookers,
For he's a jolly good boy.
For he's a jolly good boy,
For he's a jolly good boy,
We'll ply him with booze and hoo-oo-kers...
For he's a jolly good boy!
Title: We hired the best
Post by: Zenthor on December 31, 2006, 10:34:24 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket...

...Wait, that's not good.

Shirley Dimple was a chick,
Shirley Dimple liked some di...

...

...

I'm not very good at this, am I?

Happy birthday, cockfucker.
Title: We hired the best
Post by: Edward on December 31, 2006, 01:59:52 PM
Quote from: "MercForHire"You only say you hired the best because you know you don't pay me a dime. Cheap bastard. =p

And worth every penny.  :p

Happy Birthday.
Title: We hired the best
Post by: Ragnar on December 31, 2006, 03:02:08 PM
Happy birthday, you merciless Mercenary!

People with your birthday (Dec. 30):

39 - Roman Emperor Titus
1865 - Rudyard Kipling, British writer, Nobel Prize laureate
1884 - Hideki Tojo, Prime Minister of Japan
1904 - Dmitri Kabalevsky, Russian composer
1928 - Bo Diddley, American singer and musician
1961 - Sean Hannity, American talk radio host
1965 - Heidi Fleiss, American madam
1975 - Tiger Woods, American golfer
Title: We hired the best
Post by: Brian on December 31, 2006, 05:03:37 PM
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You are to be deployed to a field of exercise for a training activity henceforth to be known as 'revelry'.  Be advised that you will recieve 10% down before the exercise -- the remainder will be paid ONLY upon successful completion of your objective.

In the event of your capture, the SoulRiders Corps will dissavow any knowledge of you or your assignment -- furthermore, this is a HIGH-RISK mission.  In keeping with official SoulRiders Corps practices, your video-game library will be held under threat of EMP to assure your cooperation.

Mission objectives:

Hang out with friends
Eat cake
Open presents

Optional objectives (which may include bonus/danger pay):

Drink
Drink lots
Drink too much
Drink 'til you have to be carried home
Watch other people drink while remaining sober so you can rifle through their pockets later

-Message ends-
And remember, have a happy birthday.
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