This is a public apology to Calendar, since I'm fairly sure she has me on ignore in IRC.
Calendar, I don't know if you'd read this, and I don't know if you'd even care, but, well, I realized that I screwed up big time, and I did something that royally pissed you off. I didn't intend to do it; I'd never go out of my way to intentionally do something to piss you off. I guess I just pushed too far and found a little too much amusement at your expense. It's idiotic, moronic, and one of the more stupid mistakes I've made. The more I think about it the more stupid it is, and I regret ever doing it, and I'm a complete moron for doing it. If I had the chance to go back in time, I'd run head-first into the wall or jump out of my third-story window before even thinking of doing it again.
Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is... I'm sorry.
Accepted.