Okay, so as to try to bring a bit more action to this section of the board outside of the ooooooh's and ahhhhhhhh's after Olg makes one of his linkage updates, here's a 'contest' just for fun. There are no prizes, other than acknowledgement of being the proud owner of a weird/interesting/funny mind.
Point of the game: Fill in the captions of the picture presented to get the most laughs out of the judges and peers. That being Olg, me, and fellow SR goons.
No rules specifically designated at this moment. You all should be mature and intelligent enough to know what would be allowed in a forum like this one. If proven otherwise, and this also kicks up enough interest, rules will be provided.
Starting Image: A Ranma pic, combining some cel images from ShadowLight's Page (http://www.dpo.uab.edu/~marcus/p-main-shad-lit.html).
:: Caption 1 (http://coecs.ou.edu/Mario.Chiock/hosted_stuff/sr/caption1.jpg) ::
Okay, attachments are thoroughly broken. I'll see about getting them online later today. Before then, just message me or merc for some temp hosting.
To get things started, here's a really stupid caption ^_^
I LIKE CHEESE (http://www.pishoque.net/soulriders/caption1.jpg)
There is actually a thought path behind this, but it's largely craziness.
Dracos
Um. I'll kick mine up on Monday, since apparently my MSPaint and other image editing programs died a lingering, lonely death in my hard drive while I wasn't looking...
I POST YAY!
http://svartalfheim.net/~yuth/caption2.jpg
RANMA: "...So Dad finds the condom in my stuff, and he fucking loses it, and of course he has to call Mom in and tell her, so then she starts laying into me after he's already done, and then Soun hears about it..."
RAT GUY: "Dude, that's fucked up. You should move out."
AKANE: <Can't feel my legs... so cold... so dark...>
Yes, it's stupid... but I... ah, well. I don't have an excuse.
http://doorstead.homestead.com/files/suckage1.JPG
Here's an entry from me. Read it Japanese manga style (right to left) for it to make more sense.
http://www.catwho.net/images/caption1.jpg
Let's see if this works...
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/3f89aa4f_7fd0/bc/My+Documents/caption1Panda.jpg?bfe5sPABJlFcxAXH
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/3f89aa4f_7fd0/bc/My+Documents/Caption2.jpg?bfe5sPABOYxzEVj3
Edit: And it does!
Um, no it doesn't. ^_^;
At least, not for me. Says "bvcrf(whatever).yahoo.com could not be found"
Yeah, his hosting choice tends to die after a few minutes. Thankfully, I saved his image, and uploaded it myself: http://coecs.ou.edu/Mario.Chiock/hosted_stuff/caption1Panda.jpg
Anyhow, this has been up for a while now, so I guess its about time to consider this round over with. Pick your favorite caption, people, so we can applaud some winner before picking a new target image. ^_^
EDIT: My vote was one cookie for Catwho as my winner's choice (with Edward a close temptation), and Yuth getting another cookie for the interesting picture captions.
Here's my attempt:
http://www.concentric.net/~Easimons/caption-2.jpg
I am resurrecting this for my own amusement, and hopefully the amusement of others as well. This picture of Mr. Gonzales needs a caption.
Not anime, I know, but deserving nonetheless. Depending how this goes, I'd like to do more in the future.
Anyway, I'll provide an example:
"You should have seen the size of the one that got away!"
I await your entries.
"Your honor, it was this big. He clearly couldn't have been under eighteen"
Dracos
"I'm not joking! They were that round and firm they couldn't of been real!"
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"They were the juiciest melons ever"
"I SERIOUSLY did not know vaseline could go THERE! And I'll NEVER do THAT again!"
"That was definitely an Eastern Conference grind-it-out game, where both teams were hitting each other and battling. I thought it was like 'Groundhog Day.' I thought it was almost the same game as before and the scoring ends up the same."
"She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."
After careful thought and deliberation, I declare Drac the winner, as his caption almost made me spit my drink out my nose.
Next up, and continuing on the theme of humiliating our elected officials:
"If I gesture enough with my hands, they won't realize I'm not actually talking."
"Away Satan! The POWER of our LORD compels you! Praise the Almighty! CAN I GET AN AMEN?! I SAID... CAN I GET AN AMEN?!"
Edit: Exclude this because I changed it but in all honesty the previous one sucked and this one probably isn't much better. ^^;
Sincerely,
Shuten
"I did not strangle 14 people in one night with these hands."
"I assure you, I am not Emperor Palpathine."
Dracos
"MIND CRUSH~!"
"I can palm two basketballs at once!"
"Damnit, Bob. That's just foul!"
Edit: Tags needed fixing
"This morning one of you put a mysterious bag on my desk that's THIS BIG, and it smells awful."
"No, okay, okay, I got it: a CHEESE bong."
Bjorn wins this round. That said, you guys are BENT. :D
OK, taking a break from real people and going back to anime:
The easy one: "Ribbit"
The less easy one "I Loooooooooove your cat."
"You two are engaged?"
"Nonono, THIS is how he looks whenever he talks!"
Point to Taishyr this time.
Next round: Give L and Kira something to say. Reasonable editing is allowed; for my example I doubled some frames
Has this really sat there for 4 months? Boo.
I don't think we got a lot of actual photo editors playing, Ragnar.
Couldn't think of anything funnier than the example posted on the last one. Try again.
Yeah, starting with a good joke makes it hard =)