Random DM nagging.

[Anastasia]

To be clear to Yuth/Merc: We're waiting in topic on what y'all wanna do before we move on.

[Merc]

Posted. Didn't think I was needed for qnything to move on honestly.

[Yuthirin]

I'm not a general, someone command me!

[Anastasia]

I command you to whimper.

[Yuthirin]

Denied! INSUBORDINATION!

[Anastasia]

I command that you give me tribute.

[Yuthirin]

Denied! IMPERTINENCE!

[Anastasia]

I command that you give all the other party members treasure.

[Yuthirin]

That's YOUR JOB

[Anastasia]

Such a cruel little courre, abusing an innocent DM.

[Yuthirin]

You know what? Fine.

[Yuthirin]

Also, since I make the rules now:

1: No take-backs. You can't take this power away from me.
2: You dun goofed.
3: you still have to DM this game.

[Anastasia]

Yuthirin runs into rule 0.

Yuthirin is defeated.

Yuthirin whimpers in a corner.

BAD END.

[Anastasia]

So since tonight was extremely quiet, I took the chance to do some DM work. I'm working on a spell booster pack for the polymorph subschool. The subschool's a good idea, but as it came late in 3.5's life, there's not a lot of material for it. This booster aims to fix it, as well as pressing into epic polymorph spells. Here's a few examples to whet your appetite. Do note none of these are final yet, spell levels may change once I go over the numbers.

Heavenly Hunter's Form
Transmutation (Polymorph) [Good]
Level: Sor/Wiz 7
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 swift action
Range: Personal
Target: You
Duration: 1 round/level

You take the form of a celestial dire tiger (see below). You gain 50 temporary hit points, which expire at the end of the spell. See the polymorph subschool sidebar (CM 91) for more information.

Spoiler: ShowHide

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 16d8+48 (123 hp)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 40ft
Armor Class: (-1 size, +2 dex, +6 natural)
Base Attack/CMB/CMD: +12/+21/37
Attack: Claw+20 (2d4+8)
Full Attack: 2 claws+20 (2d4+8) and bite+14 (2d6+4)
Space/Reach: 10ft/10ft
Special Attacks: Improved grab, pounce, rake, smite evil.
Special Qualities: Damage reduction 10/magic, resistance to acid, cold and electricity 10, spell resistance 21, darkvision 60ft, low-light vision, scent.
Saves: Fort +13, Ref +12, Will +11
Abilities: Str 27, Dex 15, Con 17, Int 3, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Hide+13, Jump+18, Listen+12, Move Silently+13, Spot+12, Swim+18
Feats: Alertness(1), Run(3), Weapon Focus(Claw)(6), Stealthy(9), Improved Natural Attack(Claw)(12), Improved Natural Attack(Bite)(15)
Epic Feats: -
Alignment: Neutral

Improved Grab (Ex)

To use this ability, a celestial dire tiger must hit with its bite attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity. If it wins the CMB check, it establishes a hold and can rake.

Pounce (Ex)

If a celestial dire tiger charges, it can make a full attack, including two rake attacks.

Rake (Ex)

Attack bonus +18 melee, damage 2d4+4.

Smite Evil (Su)

Once per day a celestial dire tiger can make a normal melee attack to deal 16 extra damage against an evil foe.

Pixieshape
Transmutation (Polymorph)
Level: Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 swift action
Range: Personal
Target: You
Duration: 1 round/level

You take the form of a pixie (MM 236), including the bow and arrows normally used by such creatures. You may use each of the pixie's once per day spell-like abilities once per casting of the spell, except for irresistible dance, which you cannot use. You have a supply of 2 memory loss and 2 sleep special arrows, which vanish when the spell ends. See the polymorph subschool sidebar (CM 91) for more information.

Body of the Astral Deva
Transmutation (Polymorph) [Good]
Level: Sor/Wiz 9
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 swift action
Range: Personal
Target: You
Duration 1 round/level

You take the form of an astral deva (MM 11). You gain 30 temporary hit points, which expire at the end of the spell. You may use each of the astral deva's at will spell-like abilities once per casting of the spell, and you may not use it's once per day spell-like abilities. See the polymorph subschool sidebar (CM 91) for more information.

[Yuthirin]

Wait, the polymorph subschool isn't banned?