There's not enough bitching

[Jason_Miao]

I also don't want that bullshit about hereditary obesity. I have hereditary psychosis and diabetes, but this does not mean that I am insane or a diabetic. Yet.

I can believe you're not diabetic... ^_^

[Yuthirin]

but I like my second helpings of awesome. ;_;

You're skinny, keep your second helping.

[Brian]

When you work the Thanksgiving holiday, and volunteer for New Year's, as well, so that when you ask for Christmas Eve off, you can get it.

Only, you don't, so you end up working every holiday, even though there are guys in your office who have every holiday off.

[Ranma_007]

The fact that all remote users are morons.

[thepanda]

Its cold.

Its wet.

I have to paint some guy's house (ok, two rooms >_>), not get paid for it, and he can't even be bothered to be home at the time he said he'd be, forcing me to extend my evening hours over to his house when I could be finished while the light still shines.

Well, it would shine if it wasn't raining heat-sapping liquified ice crystals, but you get the picture.

[Anastasia]

Brrr.

G'luck, and how'd you get roped into that? Kill someone?

[Ebiris]

Obviously he killed the wrong person, then.

[Ragnar]

I dislike people who say "'assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'you' and 'me'."

[baka]

Assuming makes an ass out of you and some guy named ming.

[thepanda]

Merry Christmas, everyone! Guess who managed to destroy his car going a laughable 12 mph? Come on, guess. -_-

[Anastasia]

Merry Christmas, everyone! Guess who managed to destroy his car going a laughable 12 mph? Come on, guess. -_-

John Wayne?

Dunno, what happened?

[thepanda]

Here's how it goes.

I'm turning the corner on a icy road and I loose traction. 12 mph isn't fast, per se, but mass + volocity and all that. <_<

I hit a curb, which bumped my car up JUST HIGH ENOUGH that when I hit this really low brick formation (it wasn't high enough to be called a wall) in the median it struck UNDER my car, knocking the whole motor mount-type thing up and back, which nearly was enough to make my engine fall out. Oddly enough, my engine is ok, but something under there is twisted, and it'd cost me about $1000 usd to get it fixed.

I can get and entirely new frame for half that price. -_-

[Anastasia]

-_-

I swear, you have the worst luck this year. Just...ugh.

[thepanda]

My mother says I have her aura.

Which, translated, means shit will happen often, and it will seldom be small.

Why couldn't I have just gotten her lips and left it at that? ;_;

[Anastasia]

Because of your aura, silly. ^_^

But, um...seriously? Hopefully it's just a bad year.