Sailor Pluto Must Die

[Dracos]

For too long, we have ignored the greatest interloper and nemesis of games.
A skillful manipulator that tears games apart from the shadows, plotting in a
fashion where while her results can be clearly blamed, they can never be proven
to be coming from such a source!  Her heeled mischief and skirted troublemaking
have brought down dozens of games, delivered players into exhaustion and DMs
into scheduling despair.

The answer is clear.  Time is a real enemy to us all, and Sailor Pluto Must Die.

The call must be sent out, and it shall be answered.  Five of those most assailed
by this eldritch fiend who skips about with her green hair must gather for a quest
in the utmost secrecy.  The enemy is one who has no compunction against meddling
with time itself to achieve her ends.  Alarm clocks shall be late, events too long,
and even trains will not run on time!  Her red eyes will watch your every move as
she sips the cold tea of your destruction.  Gather together in short skirts with the
powers of the elements behind you and a blonde dango-head as your leader!
Rebel against the force controlling your most subtle of motives!

This will be in D&D 3.5, using Dune's Classic SM Splatbook.  We'll be using the
five main characters, and meeting in no-time to avoid Sailor Pluto's time stopping
powers.  I trust in your discretion, my friends.  Stay paranoid.  Keep the roach.

</this is a joke>

[Jon]

Stay thirsty, my friends.

[Anastasia]

Scaaary.

[Jon]

I mean it. I would play The Most Interesting Man in the World in this campaign.

[Dracos]

So Sailor Mars then?

And I think Dunefar is a shoe in for Sailor Moon~.

[Anastasia]

I mean it. I would play The Most Interesting Man in the World in this campaign.

So would I, but you'd need the Most Interesting DM In The World for it.

[Iron Dragoon]

I'd be all over this. I'd probably want to play Artemis.

[Ebiris]

I'd be all over this. I'd probably want to play Artemis.

Who gets to play Oscar, then?