Quote submissions.

[Dracos]

Totally so~

[Brian]

"As much as I hate summer, I have a more intellectual dislike of spring."

[Dracos]

I'm certain there were other ones that were neat as well, but some of these have survived.  Let this be known.

[Brian]

Boss's answer to a question at the all-hands meeting today: "I should know the answer to that, but I'm drugged."

[Sierra]

On a related tack: "I'm sure I'd be a lot angrier right now if I weren't so heavily sedated."

[Brian]

I know it goes over length.  It's still hilarious:

<Zeph> Pity I'm not male. I'd totally go for those cute Swiss chicks.
<Willim> You're not?
<Fujisawa> His character that's going to Switzerland isn't.
<Willim> Oh.
* Willim loses interest.
<Zeph> Good thing I'm not female in real life.
<Zeph> There would be hardcore creepin' going on in here.

Oh, man:

<Zeph> Drac's inner teenage girl is attempting to claw its way out of his psyche.
<@Kallen> This room has that effect on people.

[Brian]

<Fujisawa> "Run!  ESPERBABBLE!"

<@Koaway> I'd answer but I'm about to start playing the bassline for this.


<@Kobrb> ...
<@Kobrb> Hahahahahhahaa.
<@Kobrb> Dammit, I snorted soda out of my nose. Sec.
<Fujisawa> My evil knows no bounds.
<Fujisawa> Now, imagine if I didn't typo!

[Iron Dragoon]

<DrunkenBri> It occured to me while drunk, so it must have been genius.

Edit: Fixed. Credit where it's due.

[Brian]

<DrunkenBri> It occured to me while drunk, so it must have been genius.

Oh, lawd.

Someone's gonna post that idea later.

"Why is the sky grey? Why is the grass grey? Why is a rainbow grey grey grey grey grey grey and infragrey?"

[Brian]

"That's like the guy who looks at a sword-swallower and goes, 'Okay, now, battleaxes.'"

[Dracos]

Some have made their way into the quotes.

[Brian]

"Give a hobbit a fish, he eats fish for a day.  Give a hobbit a ring, he eats fish for an age."

"If you give a man a fire, he is warm for a day.  If you set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."

[Brian]

<@Kotono> A cat just handed me a hover-jet. I'm about to have a very bad evening, aren't I?

<Yuthirin> Lay off the mescaline.

Both of them work!

[Brian]

"Text is totally visual."

[Brian]

"This is your thread on crack."