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Started by Brian, August 14, 2011, 02:59:23 PM

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Brian

 "You know how there's some people you wouldn't want to meet in darkened alleys?  Yeah, we're not those people.  We're the ones you don't want to meet even inside a well-lit law firm."
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Brian

From a co-worker, and too long, but I laughed:

<gooz_work> you only need three tools
<gooz_work> 1) duct tape -- for when it moves and shouldn't
<gooz_work> 2) wd-40 -- for when it should move and doesn't
<gooz_work> 3) a big wrench -- for when the other two tools don't work
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Dracos

Well, Goodbye.

Brian

<Zeph> Now you're trolling.
<Zeph> STOP TROLLING ME, SON.
* Quits: Zeph (~Zephylin@68-31-138-70.pools.spcsdns.net) (Connection reset by peer)
<Fujisawa> NOW I'm trolling you.
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Brian

"On the other hand, he is probably the only person who I know for a fact can beat my casual knowledge of Ranma fanfiction. I'm ... not sure any of us should be proud of that."
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Brian

Names and some details have been altered:

<Buddy> I don't even want to ask what'll happen when you leave.
<Pal> I'll tell you: It won't be my problem anymore.

Come on, guys, let's get some more quotetributions in here. :p
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Yuthirin

<Fujisawa> We went from voyeurism to exhibitionism.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Brian

...well played, Yuth.  Well played.
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Iron Dragoon

"Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives."
-Tyler Durden
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Brian

#39
"I have crafted a code jenga.  Figuring out which piece I pull out to cause the explosion.  Each day truly is a different wild adventure."

'Code' could be replaced with almost anything.  Brilliant.


"Being able to say 'I told you this wouldn't work' is always worth hoarding old email."
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Arakawa

The spacebattles thread for "A Hero" (Madoka with a Dalek thrown in) had this gem:

"DA-LEK SCIENCE EXPLODES BY DEFI-NITION. THE TRICK IS TO MAKE IT EX-PLODE USE-FULLY!"

Or something to that effect.
That the dead tree with its scattered fruit, a thousand times may live....

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Man was made for Joy & Woe / And when this we rightly know / Thro the World we safely go / Joy & Woe are woven fine / A Clothing for the soul divine / Under every grief & pine / Runs a joy with silken twine
(from Wm. Blake)

Yuthirin

<Slacker> What KIND of cheese slices?
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Brian

<Fujisawa> It's like an endless spectrum of depravity and disappointment.  A rainbow of failure!
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Dracos

Well, Goodbye.

Brian

<Fujisawa> It's not a lack of dedication.  It's a surplus of cheap.
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~