Deleted Scenes / Horrible Nightmares Never to Pass

[Dracos]

You know it.

Brian starts:

<Alberto> "I am no longer dressed to kill.  UNACCEPTABLE."?

[Brian]

<Tylor> "So, can you tell us where we are?"
<Friar_Tuck> "I sure wou--"  *is arrowed in the face*
* Vash looks mildly surprised at the bow in his hands, shrugs.
<Tylor> "Aren't you a pacifist?"
<Vash> "That pun really crossed lines."
<Tylor> "True enough.  Hey, we got a horse!"

[Arakawa]

<Ika> You can't fool me! This is not a comfy chair, but a dangerous predator!

* Ika  pokes the chair tentatively

<Comfy Chair> CHOMP
<Sailor> Run, everyone! Man-eating chair on the lo --
<Comfy Chair> CHOMP

* The other sailors  panic

<Comfy Chair> CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP ...

* Lord Alberto  powers up his energy thingy

<Comfy Chair> ... CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP ...

* Q  checks in on the carnage

<Q> Hey, what the -- it's not supposed to be doing tha --
<Comfy Chair> CHOMP

* Comfy Chair  has won the game by eating the dungeon master!

* Comfy Chair  wishes for world peace and eternal comfyness!

The End

[Brian]

Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7GxKHGHPg

[Arakawa]

Be glad I'm not playing this character instead. Just... be glad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vb5VxA6m5Y

[Dracos]

<Fujisawa> Tylor: "What's the winning move?"
<Fujisawa> WARGAMES computer: "The only winning move ... is to not--"
<Fujisawa> Dracos smashes a computer.
<Fujisawa> Dracos: "--fail to post. ò_ó"

[Brian]

Thank goodness we're not a police drama.

Det. Alberto: "So ... the case of Navigator Bolt Crank.  Are we thinking foul play?"
Cap. Ika-Musume: "It's blatantly obvious he ate his gun.  Just follow procedure; IAB's going to be here soon enough."