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#dunes (all party)

[18:03] <Kotono> Ah. A day of rest solves many problems. Another gray, drizzly morning greets the working stiff adventurers as they report to the kobold tomb. The Boss is waiting, glowering at the party. "Listen up," he says, "The kobolds opened the door and threw out a message last night."
[18:03] <Claire> "'We surrender?'" Claire guesses hopefully.
[18:04] * Tyr opens his mouth and shuts it, the excitable woman having beaten him to the punch.
[18:04] <Belros> "Probably, 'Send those guys back so we can kill them next time."
[18:05] <Lucas> "Either that, or requests that we stop sending women so they have someone they can actually do damage to by attacking the crotch," Lucas suggests.
[18:05] <Kotono> The Boss holds up the sheet. On it are cartoonish scribblings - showing ugly, hapless adventurers getting impaled, stabbed and punched in the stick figure groin. Written in big black block letters is 'Hahaha, you all blow goats!'. Letting the party get a look in there, "I want you guys to go in there and kick some kobold ASS. Got it?"
[18:05] <Lucas> "Huh, Belros was the closest one, I guess."
[18:05] * Tyr snaps a lazy salute. "Sure thing, Boss. Third time's the charm, right?"
[18:06] <Kotono> "Hope so," The Boss grunts, "The supervisors are wonderin' why this one is taking so long. Damn kobolds. Get in there and get it done!"
[18:06] <Lucas> "And if not the third, then the fourth, or the fifth, or the sixth, or the seventh, or the..." Lucas says.
[18:07] <Tyr> "We get the point, shorty." Tyr says dryly.
[18:07] <Tyr> "Let's be off then!"

[18:07] <Belros> "Sounds good, only.. This time.. Can we *please* not walk into every trap? Since the collapsing stairs worked last time, I imagine they're going to be setting them up everywhere."
[18:07] <Lucas> "Lead the way, loyal pincushion-slash-meatshield!"
[18:08] <Claire> "It's okay! We know all their tricks by now. Watch out for dangerous things. Like coffins! Stairs! Doors!"
[18:08] * Belros stares flatly at Claire.
[18:08] <Kotono> This time the party finds the door to the tomb is again closed. It awaits them, hiding whatever the kobolds have done this time.
[18:09] <Belros> "I don't what's worse, that someone said that, or that I expected it from Tyr. I'm disappointed in you, Claire. I thought you were better than Tyr."
[18:09] <Tyr> "Ok. This time, let's not have everyone stand in front of the doors."
[18:09] <Lucas> "I didn't last time! And certainly won't now that I know they have a coffin slingshot!"
[18:10] * Claire stands squarely to the side of the door. "If yesterday didn't teach you the dangers of ambush posed by every doorway, I don't know what to say."
[18:10] * Tyr exaggeratedly steps to the side and puts one gloved hand on the door, pushing at it tentatively.
[18:10] * Belros hefts his shield expectantly..
[18:10] <Kotono> The door offers no resistance, opening up. Ahead you see that the way ahead is a mess - no sign of the coffin slingshot being reused.
[18:11] <Tyr> roll 1d20+5 oh god
[18:11] * Hatbot --> "Tyr rolls 1d20+5 oh god and gets 20." [1d20=15]
[18:11] <Lucas> "...well that's kind of disappointing," Lucas says, as he peeks from the side, and looks around. "No coffins flying today?"
[18:11] <Belros> "Better never than now. Who's leading?"
[18:12] * Tyr gives the party a silencing motion, looking up at the ceiling for any sign of whatever's casting the shadow!
[18:12] <Claire> "There's *something* here," Claire says with avid certainty. "There has to be! We couldn't take two steps without a trap yesterday."
[18:12] <Kotono> Hanging just above the doorway and out of sight is a coffin, forward side down like a missile. It's hanging from the ceiling, a rope attached to it.
[18:13] <Tyr> "Aha. Thought you were smarter than me, eh you little buggers?"
[18:13] <Belros> "... Coffin sled battering ram?"
[18:13] * Tyr points to the ceiling.
[18:13] <Tyr> "First trap, easily disarmed. Lucas, think your slingshot could knock the rope loose and spring the trap?"
[18:14] <Claire> "I could put an arrow through the rope," Claire offers, getting her bow ready.
[18:14] <Belros> "Go for it."
[18:14] * Claire nods and fires!
[18:14] <Tyr> "Well, Claire then. Do as you wish. As for the rest of us--"
[18:14] * Tyr hurriedly steps aside!
[18:14] <Claire> roll 1d20+5 firing at tiny target
[18:14] * Hatbot --> "Claire rolls 1d20+5 firing at tiny target and gets 20." [1d20=15]
[18:15] <Kotono> The coffin crashes down! You hear sharp cries from within as the coffin shatters! Amid the mess of stone you can see three kobolds, bleeding out and most likely deader than the last kobolds you killed.
[18:15] * Tyr smirks at the corpses. "I've gotta good feeling about this time."
[18:15] * Tyr cautiously enters the room, leading the way to the next door.
[18:15] <Belros> "Don't get cocky, son."
[18:16] * Claire leans over and taunts the corpses, hands on her hips. "Ha! You tried that one yesterday! Fool me twice, shame on you!"
[18:16] <Kotono> The path around the rest of the coffin bunkers is without incident - no sign of kobolds at all. The door ahead is open - the room to the stairs is likewise empty. Nothing awry with it at all to the casual eye.
[18:16] * Claire follows behind the others, her point surely made!~
[18:17] * Belros follows in after the others, shield and mace ready..
[18:17] <Lucas> "I just have to ask, how were they planning to live if they triggered the trap?" Lucas wonders outloud as he follows after them. "I mean, wouldn't they -still- die? I know they're stupid vermin, but -that- stupid?"
[18:18] <Lucas> "I mean, they're smart enough to -set- traps, right?"
[18:18] <Claire> "Probably jump on our heads and stab us," Claire offers.
[18:18] * Tyr grunts suspiciously. The kobolds that attacked Boney from the top of the stairs last time had to appear from *somewhere*.


[18:18] <Kotono> OOC: Who's on point?
[18:18] <Tyr> OOC: Me!
[18:18] <Claire> OOC: not me!
[18:18] <Belros> OOC: Tyr.
[18:18] <Kotono> OOC: Spot, Tyr.
[18:18] <Lucas> "...well, there were three of them, and you three are taller, so I guess I'd be safe from ceiling ambushes then," Lucas says with a shrug.
[18:18] <Tyr> roll 1d20+5 oh sweet baby jesus
[18:18] * Hatbot --> "Tyr rolls 1d20+5 oh sweet baby jesus and gets 15." [1d20=10]
[18:19] <Kotono> roll 1d20+7 flatfooted AC, Tyr?
[18:19] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+7 flatfooted AC, Tyr? and gets 26." [1d20=19]
[18:19] <Kotono> roll 1d20+7 flatfooted AC, Tyr? crit?
[18:19] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+7 flatfooted AC, Tyr? crit? and gets 27." [1d20=20]
[18:19] <Claire> "Yeah, well, you just wait. One day they'll come up out of the floor, and guess who's closest to that?"
[18:19] <Tyr> OOC: Not that
[18:19] <Kotono> roll 2d6+4 and fortitude save if this doesn't drop you ow
[18:19] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 2d6+4 and fortitude save if this doesn't drop you ow and gets 11." [2d6=1, 6]
[18:19] <Lucas> "If they try to hit my dog, they will perish in flames!" Lucas swears at Claire's suggestion.
[18:19] <Tyr> roll 1d20+5 fort
[18:19] * Hatbot --> "Tyr rolls 1d20+5 fort and gets 13." [1d20=8]
[18:20] <Kotono> roll 1d6 wis damage
[18:20] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d6 wis damage and gets 4." [1d6=4]
[18:20] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire 13/13, Lucas 7/7, Tyr 2/13 (-4 wis; poisoned)'


[18:21] <Kotono> Tyr advances on to the stairs! You can see that the rubble down there is still OH FUCK THERE'S A KOBOLD ATTACHED JUST BENEATH THE EDGE OF THE DOORWAY AND IT HAS A FUCKING LONGSWORD! Said longsword pierces into Tyr's stomach and out, the kobold skewering the paladin before he is ready! OOC: Init.
[18:21] <Kotono> roll 1d20+4 kobold
[18:21] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+4 kobold and gets 19." [1d20=15]
[18:22] <Belros> roll d20+4 Init
[18:22] <Lucas> roll d20+3 init
[18:22] * Hatbot --> "Belros rolls d20+4 Init and gets 5." [d20=1]
[18:22] * Hatbot --> "Lucas rolls d20+3 init and gets 18." [d20=15]
[18:22] <Tyr> roll 1d20+5 init
[18:22] * Hatbot --> "Tyr rolls 1d20+5 init and gets 11." [1d20=6]
[18:22] <Claire> roll 1d20+4
[18:22] * Hatbot --> "Claire rolls 1d20+4 and gets 21." [1d20=17]
[18:22] <Lucas> roll d20+3 Boney
[18:22] * Hatbot --> "Lucas rolls d20+3 Boney and gets 22." [d20=19]

[18:22] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire 13/13, Lucas 7/7, Tyr 2/13 (-4 wis; poisoned) | Boney(22)>Claire(21)>Kobold(19)>Lucas(18)>Tyr(11)>Belros(5)'

[18:22] <Kotono> OOC: Boney opens. Go Boney.
[18:23] <Lucas> Boney growls and jumps for the kobold's throat, rushing from the back where he was following his master!
[18:23] <Lucas> roll d20+2
[18:23] * Hatbot --> "Lucas rolls d20+2 and gets 15." [d20=13]
[18:23] <Kotono> OOC: Hit.
[18:23] <Lucas> roll d4+1
[18:23] * Hatbot --> "Lucas rolls d4+1 and gets 2." [d4=1]
[18:24] <Kotono> Rushing forward and to the edge, Boney promptly bites the kobold in the shoulder! Blood pours out from the wound, a solid chomp for JUSTICE! OOC: Ow. Claire, go.
[18:25] * Claire rushes forward to teach that nasty kobold exactly what it feels like to get stabbed in the guts? Presumably it hurts a lot.
[18:25] <Claire> roll 1d20+6
[18:25] * Hatbot --> "Claire rolls 1d20+6 and gets 13." [1d20=7]
[18:25] <Kotono> But Claire can't quite close the deal, as the kobold dodges! It grins despite its obvious pain, going 'round again at Tyr to try and air out his guts as econd time!
[18:25] <Kotono> roll 1d20+7 flatfooted AC?
[18:25] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+7 flatfooted AC? and gets 25." [1d20=18]
[18:25] <Tyr> OOC: Not that
[18:25] <Kotono> roll 1d6+2 ow
[18:25] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d6+2 ow and gets 7." [1d6=5]
[18:26] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire 13/13, Lucas 7/7, Tyr -5/13 (-4 wis; poisoned) | Boney(22)>Claire(21)>Kobold(19)>Lucas(18)>Tyr(11)>Belros(5)'
[18:26] <Kotono> Another stab in the guts and down Tyr goes, bleeding horrifically! Ow. Bad day on the job indeed, as...OOC: Lucas, go.
[18:27] * Tyr goes down like a sack of potatoes.
[18:28] <Claire> "Tyr?!" Claire shouths. "Hey, get up, buddy! We've got lots more hallways and doors for you to walk down in front of us!"
[18:29] <Kotono> OOC: LUcas is BRB. Go ahead adn roll your d100 to stabilize or not, Tyr. You want a 10 or lower.
[18:30] <Tyr> roll 1d100 welp, can't get any worse!
[18:30] * Hatbot --> "Tyr rolls 1d100 welp, can't get any worse! and gets 72." [1d100=72]
[18:30] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire 13/13, Lucas 7/7, Tyr -6/13 (-4 wis; poisoned) | Boney(22)>Claire(21)>Kobold(19)>Lucas(18)>Tyr(11)>Belros(5)'
[18:30] <Kotono> Try continues to bleed out! Not good! OOC: Belros, go.
[18:31] * Belros instantly begins a chanting prayer to Pelor and casts Cure Light Wounds on Tyr!
[18:31] <Belros> roll 1d8+1
[18:31] * Hatbot --> "Belros rolls 1d8+1 and gets 3." [1d8=2]
[18:31] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire 13/13, Lucas 7/7, Tyr -3/13 (-4 wis; poisoned, KOed, stabilized) | Boney(22)>Claire(21)>Kobold(19)>Lucas(18)>Tyr(11)>Belros(5)'
[18:32] <Kotono> Tyr's wounds close, enough to stop the worst of the bleeding for certain! OOC: Since Lucas is still BRB, we'll keep going until the kobold's turn. Turn order doesn't matter much when it's all PCs. Go ahead and go Bone-oh wait. Claire, go ahead and go.
[18:33] <Claire> "Look, this jumping off the ceiling stuff is getting real old. You guys need to learn some new tricks!"
[18:33] <Claire> roll 1d20+6 stabby
[18:33] * Hatbot --> "Claire rolls 1d20+6 stabby and gets 23." [1d20=17]
[18:33] <Kotono> OOC: Stab. Hit.
[18:33] <Claire> roll 1d6 damage
[18:33] * Hatbot --> "Claire rolls 1d6 damage and gets 4." [1d6=4]
[18:33] <Kotono> With that one quick thrust, the kobold goes stiff and slumps, bleeding out and making a lovely twin with Tyr! OOC: Free act. He be dead.


[18:34] * Tyr groans feebly, unconcious and wishing he'd been an accountant instead of an adventurer. Why didn't he listen to his mother!?
[18:35] <Claire> "Hit him again, Bel," Claire suggests. "He's real good about walking in front so I don't get stabbed instead!"
[18:36] * Belros goes back to chanting, converting his Doom spell into CLW for Tyr.
[18:36] <Belros> roll 1d8+1
[18:36] <Serith> Belros roll for Serith < 4 > [d8=3]
[18:36] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire 13/13, Lucas 7/7, Tyr 1/13 (-4 wis; poisoned, KOed, stabilized)
[18:36] <Kotono> Tyr's wounds mend further, enough to allow him to rise up from the bonds of near-death!
[18:37] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire 13/13, Lucas 7/7, Tyr 1/13 (-4 wis)
[18:37] * Tyr opens his eyes. "Mummy? Why's my tummy hurt so much?"
[18:37] <Claire> "Well, see, a minute ago your guts were trying to jump ship," Claire explains. "Bel put you back together, though."
[18:38] <Lucas> "...really, Tyr? Claire's not old enough to confuse with your mother!" Lucas says with a snort.
[18:38] * Lucas pauses, and asks, "Or did you think it was Belros that looked like your mother?"
[18:38] * Tyr glances down at his stomach, making no effort to get up. "Oh. Well, that explains that huge damn scar that looks like it'll pop open at any moment."
[18:38] <Belros> "If so, I feel sorry for your father. Though, it does explain why the Kobolds hate you so much."
[18:39] <Tyr> "I'm no use to guys like this. I'm going to try to make it back to base camp and have them patch me up enough to come back and help you."
[18:39] <Claire> "Yeah, take it easy, walk in back and be, I dunno, cleanup duty or something for a while. I'll, uh, I guess I'll take the lead for a while."
[18:39] * Tyr stumbles to his feet, panting and wincing slightly.
[18:40] <Kotono> OOC: Heading back, Tyr?
[18:40] <Tyr> OOC: Yeeeeep. Surely they have like, field medics or something.
[18:40] <Lucas> OOC: And if they don't, you can be replaced by your identical twin brother, Ryt!
[18:40] <Kotono> OOC: Okay. #evildunes, Tyr, while the rest of the party forges ahead.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Merc

#dunes (Party minus Tyr)

[18:41] <Kotono> OOC: Ball's in your court, do something, guys.
[18:41] <Claire> "So I guess we keep going now?" Claire says, peering out the door, hoping there's no coffins waiting to, who knows, leap out of solid rock or something this time.
[18:42] <Belros> "We probably shouldn't, but if we don't go back or move forward, we're sure to get rushed. I say we push on."
[18:42] <Lucas> "Sure, he can catch up!" Lucas says, all for it, bravely taking the front with Boney at his side to warn him of any danger he might miss!
[18:42] <Kotono> The way ahead is a drop, as the stairs were destroyed yesterday. Going ahead without other measures could be quite painful.
[18:43] <Belros> "Rope this time."
[18:43] * Claire has rope! And pokes around for something to tie it to in order to facilitate a climb down.
[18:43] <Kotono> There's plenty of things to tie it do. OOC: Make a quick use rope check? If you don't have ranks, it's a dex check.
[18:43] <Claire> roll 1d20+4 DEX
[18:43] <Serith> Claire roll for Serith < 16 > [d20=12]
[18:43] <Kotono> The rope is so tied, hanging down and ready for people to climb down.
[18:44] <Claire> "How are we getting the dog down this time?" Claire wonders as she starts her own climb.
[18:45] <Belros> "Put him in a backpack?"
[18:45] <Lucas> "I think he goes back after Tyr, unless one of you thinks they can catch him," Lucas says after a moment's thought.
[18:45] <Kotono> OOC: Climb check, Claire.
[18:45] <Claire> roll 1d20+2 maybe shoulda put my 16 in STr instead of CON
[18:46] <Serith> Claire roll for Serith < 18 > [d20=16]
[18:46] * Lucas shakes his head at Belros' idea, and leans towards Boney, trying to prompt him to head back after Tyr while Claire attempts to climb down the dangerous hole!
[18:46] <Kotono> Down Claire goes, swift and easy as a lemming! She reaches the bottom witout incident. No sign of kobolds down here, at least.
[18:46] * Belros follows Claire down.
[18:47] * Claire eyes the shadows warily, expecting kobold tomfoolery at any second!
[18:47] <Belros> roll d20+2 Climb/Str check
[18:47] <Serith> Belros roll for Serith < 15 > [d20=13]
[18:47] <Kotono> Down Belros goes, also making it down with ease!
[18:49] <Lucas> As Boney wags his tail and goes back, searching for Tyr, Lucas follows after the other two, waringly starting to climb down the rope, ready to throw himself fully into a roll to minimize the damage if he should trip.
[18:49] <Lucas> roll d20 climb
[18:49] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 2 > [d20=2]
[18:49] <Lucas> roll d20+7 tumble
[18:49] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 23 > [d20=16]
[18:50] <Kotono> OOC: Cutting a d6 off the fall?
[18:50] <Kotono> roll 1d6
[18:50] <Serith> Kotono roll for Serith < 1 > [d6=1]
[18:50] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire 13/13, Lucas 6/7, Tyr 1/13 (-4 wis)
[18:50] <Kotono> Lucas climbs down but slips, falling into a roll! It stings, but it cuts down the impact to no serious damage at all.


[18:52] <Belros> "Lead the way, Claire..."
[18:52] * Claire figures they may as well continue through that door Tyr got scalded for trying to open last time--if it was trapped, there must be something nice in there!
[18:52] * Belros once again hefts his shield...
[18:53] <Kotono> You return to the door! It's closed as it was last time, notably. Only a few burn marks around the doorframe hint at what happened last time.
[18:53] * Claire pushes open the door--slowly, peering upward just in case!
[18:54] <Kotono> No sign of anything awry. Within the room are some boxes and shelves, half burnt. Against the back wall, sitting there pristinely, is a red and gold treasure chest.
[18:54] <Lucas> "Out of curiosity, why aren't we just breaking the doors after we go past them? If they have to spend time making new ones, they won't have time to trap them," Lucas muses. "Then we can have some good old fashioned fights to the death, the way they were meant to be fought. I sleep them, and someone else cuts their throats."
[18:55] <Claire> "So there's a box in here," Claire says. "It's a really nice looking box! So there must be something nice inside it."
[18:55] <Belros> "Best trap ever?"
[18:55] * Claire has learned to fear inanimate objects, and nods! "Yep. Go open it, Lucas."
[18:57] <Lucas> "Yeah, no," Lucas says with a snort, and moving closer to Claire, he casts detect magic as he stares at the box ahead of them. It's all been poisons and sharp objects until now, but one never knows. "I'll try to examine it at a distance for anything worrysome, how about that?"
[18:58] <Kotono> Two things in the box radiate magic.
[18:58] <Claire> "Good enough," Claire agrees.
[19:00] <Lucas> "Aha! I knew they weren't as dumb as they acted! They clearly know magic!" Lucas declares. "Why that box shows two magical signatures, I say!"
[19:01] <Lucas> Continuing to stare at the box, he tries to discern what the signatures might mean!
[19:01] <Lucas> roll d20+4 spellcraft
[19:01] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 21 > [d20=17]
[19:02] * Belros circles the box, inspecting it, hoping to see anything...
[19:03] <Kotono> OOC: Spot check.
[19:03] <Lucas> "Okay, clearly it's safe to go grab the box and there's no trap around it as it's a potion of cure serious wounds and a potion of jump. Open it, Belros, and claim your prize!" Lucas declares.
[19:03] <Belros> roll d20+5
[19:03] <Serith> Belros roll for Serith < 10 > [d20=5]
[19:03] * Claire takes a step away from the box before it's opened. Just in case.
[19:03] * Lucas pauses, and then adds in a knowing manner, "That's my way of saying it's surely booby trapped. Though I still think I got the contents right."
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Merc

#evildunes (Tyr only)

[18:41] <Kotono> Thus Tyr begins ot head out...OOC: Make another fortitude save since you're still poisoned.
[18:41] <Tyr> roll 1d20+5 fort
[18:41] * Hatbot --> "Tyr rolls 1d20+5 fort and gets 17." [1d20=12]
[18:42] <Kotono> Tyr feels lightheaded as he goes on! But his step stays true as he stumbles out! Back into the tents in a daze, the Boss coming towards him as he stumbles out, "Pelor's big brass balls, what happened to you?" The Boss thunders, "You look worse than Belros did when he shat out an entire scepter."
[18:43] <Tyr> "Goddamn kobolds and their goddamn sneakiness with their goddamn poision." Tyr explains tiredly, as he stumbles towards the Boss. "Please tell me there's a field medic handy. I've got to get back in there to keep those fools from killing themselves!"
[18:45] <Kotono> "Uh huh. Y'all look like you could use one. Fuck, now I have to authorize a healing." Grumbling, "Get your ass in the tent over there and get healed up," Jerking a thumb over to one, "Now."
[18:46] * Tyr makes his way to the tent. "If I pass out, I expect to awaken to no less than five nubile virgins nursing me back to health."
[18:47] <Kotono> Inside you find a single woman dressed in white. She has a big smile and looks to be about 20 or so. Her hair is cotton candy pink and she wears a nurse's uniform. "Hi there! I'm Miranda, and I bet you're in here because you got your ass kicked so hard that it's a monument in ass kicking heaven!" Her voice is a chipper chirp, "What do you need?"
[18:49] * Tyr raises an eyebrow. "For starters, a place to collapse. And then, something for the poison burning in my veins. And then, a 3 day, 2 night cruise to nurse me back to health. And then, I want a goddamn suit of armor that makes every vermin see me piss itself in fright."
[18:49] <Kotono> "Well, I can heal you up at least." Smiling winsomely, "Now sit down and shut up so I can do my job," Her voice switches into a demonic growl, "NOW."
[18:51] * Tyr grunts sourly. "Don't get in a scary match with me woman. I might just die in here and void my bowels on your chair just to spite you." Tyr eases himself down onto a chair, desperately trying not to pass out!
[18:52] <Kotono> With that, Tyr finds the woman in front of him, chanting incoherent words! His wounds begin to heal!
[18:52] <Kotono> roll 2d8+3
[18:52] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 2d8+3 and gets 11." [2d8=4, 4]
[18:52] <Kotono> "There you go!" Chirping happily now as the wound heals, "Now get back to work!"
[18:53] <Tyr> "Slave driver." Tyr mutters as he flees the tent!
[18:53] <Kotono> On heading back towards the tomb, Tyr finds Boney awaiting at the entrance to the tomb.
[18:55] * Tyr sighs and stretches his hand out to pet the dog. "Out of all of us, I suspect that you're the smartest. How dumb do you have to be to keep going into a place that tries its damndest to kill you?"
[18:55] * Tyr straightens up and heads in, shield and sword at the ready just in case! "Stick with me, boy. We'll catch up quick enough."
[18:55] <Lucas> Boney just wags his tail and barks at Tyr.
[18:56] <Kotono> Heading back, you find the way without incident. There is now a rope to allow you to climb down if you wish.
[18:57] * Tyr thinks for a moment, looking at Boney. "Well, there's enough time for it, I suppose. I'd rather be safe than risk trying to catch you again." Tyr sheathes his sword, lays down his shield, and takes out his ever present coil of silk rope, fashioning a tiny harness for Boney!
[18:57] <Kotono> OOC: Make a use rope check? Dex check if you lack ranks.
[18:58] <Tyr> roll 1d20+1 Surely I know how to make a simple harness!
[18:58] * Hatbot --> "Tyr rolls 1d20+1 Surely I know how to make a simple harness! and gets 12." [1d20=11]
[18:58] <Kotono> A good harness is made without incident, Tyr now a dog-carrier.
[18:58] <Lucas> Boney slobbers all over Tyr, licking the back of his head and styling it upwards with his rough tongue as Tyr carries him. "Woof!" he barks.
[19:00] * Tyr sighs. "Well, I was already dirty." Tyr loads Boney up in the harness, ties the harness securely to his person, and begins the climb down!
[19:00] <Tyr> roll 1d20+3 climb
[19:00] <Kotono> OOC: Climb check. Remember to include your armor check penalty.
[19:00] * Hatbot --> "Tyr rolls 1d20+3 climb and gets 8." [1d20=5]
[19:00] <Kotono> It's a hard climb, but Tyr manages to get down without falling or worse.
[19:02] * Tyr unloads Boney, decides to leave the harness in place for now since he has a spare coil of rope, and...damn. Which way did they go? "I don't suppose you're a good tracker, are you Boney?"
[19:02] <Kotono> Ahead is a path going further on - a fork continues it, while there's a door to the side. The same door Tyr was charred on yesterday. A door that's open, with the party within.
[19:03] * Tyr traipses inside!
[19:03] <Tyr> OOC: Shall I just pop in?
[19:03] <Kotono> OOC: Sure.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Merc

#dunes (all party)

[19:04] <Lucas> Boney barks in greeting at the others!
[19:04] * Tyr traipses in the room! "Remind me not to get grieviously wounded again. There's something not right about the company healer."
[19:04] <Lucas> "Boney, you made it! Good boy! I knew you could find Tyr and lead him to us!"
[19:04] <Lucas> "You're such a clever boy, aren't you?
[19:04] <Lucas> "
[19:05] <Belros> "Hmm.. I don't see anything unusual... Tyr! Welcome back."
[19:05] <Tyr> "...I was only three rooms away. It wasn't *that* hard." Tyr rolls his eyes. "Hey there, Bel. Have they convinced you to do all the dirty work?"
[19:05] <Lucas> Boney barks again and wags his tail, skipping towards his master! "Oh, Tyr, we found a box with two nice potions. We think it's trapped though. Want to risk your health to save those potions?"
[19:06] <Tyr> "Why me? I nearly *DIED*. Isn't once enough for you? Get the woman to do it. She likes doing dumb things."
[19:06] <Claire> "'Not right?'" Claire wonders. "How bad could anyone be for patching you up and sending you away without charging you or anything? Oh wait--are they going to dock our pay every time we get injured? That's the scam, isn't it?"
[19:07] <Belros> "Well, I can't do it. I'm the only one who can heal."
[19:07] <Lucas> "You nearly died twice! That's twice you nearly didn't! Clearly you are blessed by the gods! Or at least your namesake!" Lucas says, trying to charm Tyr into doing it!
[19:08] <Lucas> roll d20+5 bluff!
[19:08] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 17 > [d20=12]
[19:08] <Lucas> ooc: roll that sense motive and fall to my clever bluff!
[19:08] <Lucas> ooc: dooooooo iiiiiiiit!
[19:08] * Tyr sighs. "Fine. Let's not argue for another half hour." Reaching out with the tip of his sword, he tries to nudge the box open from a distance, ignoring the antics of the short bastard.
[19:09] <Kotono> The box opens! Nothing happens! Within is a white potion and a green potion, both awaiting.
[19:09] <Lucas> "This is oddly anti-climatic," Lucas admits.
[19:09] <Tyr> "I'm not touching them. I opened the damn box. YOU pick them!"
[19:09] * Lucas looks up, with a hopeful glance for a boulder to be dangling by a breaking thread over Belros and Tyr.
[19:10] * Claire flinches away, ready to leap back to safety from the fiendish and devious--wait what there's no trap.
[19:10] <Belros> "Well... Potions.. Who wants to chug one?"
[19:10] * Tyr examines the rest of the room, poking at the various boxes warily to look for more loot.
[19:10] <Kotono> The roof is utterly uninteresting.
[19:10] <Lucas> "...I mentioned what they should do, why would you -want- to chug away either potion?" Lucas demands from Belros. "That's such a waste!"
[19:10] <Kotono> OOC: Search check, Tyr. Wis check if you lack ranks.
[19:11] * Lucas frowns and tries searching for traps as well.
[19:11] <Tyr> roll 1d20 well no wisdom =(
[19:11] <Serith> Tyr roll for Serith < 15 > [d20=15]
[19:11] <Kotono> OOC: Search echeck, Lucas.
[19:11] <Kotono> The boxes are burnt and empty. Tyr doesn't find anything interesting in them.
[19:11] <Lucas> roll d20+6 search, have trapfinding
[19:11] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 18 > [d20=12]
[19:11] <Kotono> Lucas finds that the back wall is false! There's a button that should swing the wall out if pressed. It isn't trapped, either, near as he can tell.
[19:12] * Claire scratches her head. "This doesn't make any sense. Okay...okay, they must be saving up for some special, super trap later on. That has to be it!"


[19:13] <Lucas> "...I found something! Who wants to bet there's something for us to stab behind it?" he remarks as he skips towards the button and with a whirl of his fist, smashes it into the button. "AAAAANNNNNDDDD BEHIND DOOR NUMBER ONE IIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!"
[19:13] <Kotono> The section of wall slides open! A stairway going down is revealed, winding down in a loop like the previous stair was before it crumbled.
[19:13] * Belros shoves Lucas infront of the door.
[19:14] <Lucas> "...nothing to stab?" Lucas says disappointedly before he's shoved. "...hey!"
[19:14] <Lucas> Boney growls at Belros and bares his teeth. "Bad cleric! Bad! No treats for you!"
[19:14] * Tyr blinks. "Well, as long as you guys promise to let me have that potion of curing, I'll take the lead again. We need to save up Bel's heals for whatever comes at us next."
[19:14] <Lucas> Lucas frowns as he goes pet his dog, glaring at Belros.
[19:14] * Belros raises an eyebrow at Lucas and the dog.
[19:15] <Belros> "Guess there's two less people here who want to be healed next fight."
[19:15] <Claire> "I have a bad history with stairs. If you want to go first again, I won't stop you."
[19:15] * Tyr shrugs and carefully begins leading down the stairs, keeping a wary eye out for tripwires and trick stairs!
[19:16] <Kotono> OOC: Who's taking point? Tyr? Okay. Spot check, Tyr.
[19:16] <Lucas> "I will go up bravely, that way I can jump at the bottom and land on Claire's boobs when it invariably turns into a fun slide from the top!" Lucas declares as he scrambles after Tyr.
[19:16] <Tyr> roll 1d20+3 here we go
[19:16] <Serith> Tyr roll for Serith < 7 > [d20=4]
[19:17] <Lucas> roll d20+6 searching as Lucas goes up.
[19:17] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 23 > [d20=17]
[19:17] <Kotono> OOC: How the hell are you going up? The stairs are going down.
[19:18] <Lucas> ooc: I don't know why, but every time you give us stairs, I think they're going up.
[19:18] <Kotono> OOC: Oh, okay. How far behind Tyr are you?
[19:18] <Claire> "It can't be that fun if it ends up with your hands on me," Claire warns Lucas. "Don't think just anybody can touch these things! I've got my on you from now on, mister."
[19:18] <Lucas> ooc: how long do the stairs go? 10ft behind if they're long enough that I can have started going down them
[19:19] <Kotono> OOC: They're pretty long.
[19:19] <Lucas> ooc: 10ft behind then
[19:19] <Kotono> Lucas notices a trapped stair, just before Tyr is about to step on it! It's rigged to sink down like a pressure plate.
[19:19] <Lucas> "Tyr, stop!"
[19:19] * Tyr freezes in place
[19:19] <Tyr> !
[19:20] <Tyr> "Lemme guess. Trapped stair?"
[19:20] <Lucas> "Jump over that step, roll down four steps, hug the left wall, then dance the macarena!" Lucas yells immediately after. "It's the only way to get past the trapped step!"
[19:22] <Tyr> "...riiiiiight." Tyr nods. He simply steps *over* the trapped stair, continuing on.


[19:23] <Kotono> Down past the trapped stair the party goes. At the bottom there is 20ft of open space, a broad hall. Ahead there is a 10ft chasm into the darkness! There is only a narrow, 2 inch walkway over it, like a balance beam! On the other side there's a door leading further along.
[19:23] <Lucas> "It was the macarena, wasn't it? I went too far with the advice," Lucas asks with a sigh as he also skips the trapped step.
[19:23] * Claire edges up to the chasm and takes a creaful look down!
[19:23] <Claire> *careful
[19:23] <Kotono> The chasm is deep and dark! Claire doesn't see a bottom.
[19:24] * Tyr squints at the walkway. "Hmmmm."
[19:25] <Kotono> It's a plain stonewalkway, nothing more than a glorified balance beam. It's quite narrow as one can already surmise.
[19:25] <Claire> "Uhhhh..." Claire backs up. "Maybe...maybe we tie a rope to someone so when they walk over, if they fall off, the others can pull her back up?"
[19:25] <Belros> "Welp. We can try the fragile walkway of pending death, or go back?"
[19:25] <Lucas> "You say 'her', eh? Already planning to going bungie jumping? You thrillseeker! I knew I liked you!" Lucas squeals. "I get to go first though! I weight the least!"
[19:26] <Claire> "Hey, I'm not going to stop you if you want to go first."
[19:27] <Tyr> "Claire makes sense." Tyr nods in agreement. He brings out his second coil of silk rope. "C'mere shorty. You can go first, I guess."
[19:27] <Lucas> "Excellent!" Lucas says, rubbing his hands together excitedly, already planning to walk halfway across and then jumping. He's pretty sure the others can pull him up, and it'll be a good test if anybody else falls!"
[19:27] <Lucas> ooc: scratch the last quotation mark.
[19:27] <Kotono> OOC: Describe how you're tying this up and make a use rope check.  (Dex if you don't have ranks.)
[19:28] * Tyr tries to make a simple harness to keep the rope from breaking if Lucas falls!
[19:28] <Kotono> OOC: A harness around yourself?
[19:28] <Tyr> roll 1d20+1
[19:28] <Serith> Tyr roll for Serith < 18 > [d20=17]
[19:28] <Tyr> OOC: No
[19:28] <Tyr> OOC: Around lucas
[19:28] <Kotono> OOC: What's the other end tied to or held by?
[19:29] <Claire> OOC: all of us, I think?
[19:29] <Tyr> OOC: I'll be holding it with Bel.
[19:29] <Kotono> OOC: Okay.
[19:29] <Tyr> OOC: Or that
[19:29] <Kotono> A harness is quickly tied, the little midget securely roped!
[19:29] <Lucas> "Wait, you're just holding it? It's my life you hold in your hands! At least tie it around your waists too!"
[19:30] <Tyr> "Let me just say...if you jump, I'm going to let you drop." Tyr narrows his eyes. "It's work time, not play time."
[19:30] * Lucas puffs his cheeks up and crosses his arms, tapping his foot as he stares at the trio in disappointment.
[19:30] <Tyr> "There's not enough rope for that. Just go, you little midget!"
[19:30] * Tyr gets a good grip on the rope.
[19:30] <Lucas> "You clearly are in the wrong profession, boy! But fine, have it your boring way!" Lucas declares obnoxiously as he stomps forward across the beam, actually taking care with his steps.
[19:30] <Lucas> roll d20+3 balance
[19:30] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 12 > [d20=9]
[19:31] <Kotono> Lucas tries to cross, but ca'nt quite establish his balance! OOC: No movement but no fall, try again.
[19:32] * Lucas takes a calming breath, and tries to proceed forward again, adding extra care!
[19:32] <Lucas> roll d20+3
[19:32] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 20 > [d20=17]
[19:33] <Kotono> This time Lucas makes it across cleanly, to the other side safe and sound...unless he's going to go bungee jumping. OOC: If you're gonna jump do so, otherwise carry o n.
[19:34] <Lucas> OOC: I shall hold, as the others are boring!
[19:34] <Belros> "Claire, you should be next."
[19:34] <Tyr> "Now untie the harness! We'll reel the rope in and send Claire over next!
[19:34] <Kotono> OOC: Okay, carry on guys. Lucas made it across.
[19:35] <Claire> "Yeah, I guess so. Can't trust Lucas on his own too long, after all."
[19:35] * Lucas does a slow striptease style dance as he peels off the harness, deciding since they wouldn't let him jump, he's going to make them want to claw out their eyes.
[19:36] * Claire closes her eyes, shakes her head. "Tell me when he's done."
[19:36] * Tyr makes few gagging sounds as he reels the rope in. He proceeds to truss Claire up in the same manner, taking care not to grope her on purpose!


[19:37] <Kotono> OOC: USe rope check, Tyr. Dex if you lack it.
[19:37] <Tyr> roll 1d20+1 erotic tortoise shell style!
[19:37] <Serith> Tyr roll for Serith < 3 > [d20=2]
[19:37] <Kotono> Tyr harnesses up Claire! OOC: Go ahead.
[19:37] * Tyr holds on to the rope as Claire advances!
[19:37] * Claire takes a few tentative steps across the abyss.
[19:38] <Kotono> OOC: Balance check, Claire.
[19:38] <Claire> roll 1d20+4 for balance, why didn I not tie my own rope
[19:38] <Serith> Claire roll for Serith < 10 > [d20=6]
[19:38] <Kotono> Claire advances, slowly...and makes it ahead, further and furth-ack! Her foot slips! Just like that she's keeling over the side, plunging down! OOC: Belros and Tyr, what are your str scores?
[19:38] <Tyr> OOC 18 here
[19:39] <Tyr> OOC: Bel has 14
[19:39] <Belros> OOC: 14.
[19:39] <Kotono> OOC: Okay, one of you roll 1d20+6 Say Bel since he's not had a chance to do much lately.
[19:39] <Belros> roll 1d20+6 Don't screw me, cat.
[19:40] <Serith> Belros roll for Serith < 14 > [d20=8]
[19:40] <Kotono> The two men are stout, holding onto the rope well! Down it goes and goes tight - for just a moment, then it goes limp and lighter. Claire's screams can be heard plummeting down for several seconds and then THUMP! A massive, earthshaking thump!
[19:40] <Kotono> roll 20d6 yeah, the knot was fubared
[19:40] <Serith> Kotono roll for Serith < 71 > [d6=3,4,5,3,3,2,6,2,3,2,5,1,4,4,6,3,3,2,5,5]
[19:40] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas 6/7, Tyr 12/13 (-4 wis)


[19:41] <Tyr> "....well. One less share of the loot to dole out?"
[19:41] <Lucas> "I -knew- she'd fall for me after that sexy dance!" Lucas declares, before peering down the hole as she falls. "Wait, why isn't she bouncing back? Don't tell me you dolts let go of the rope!"
[19:41] * Belros pulls the rope back up, finding the untied end.
[19:41] <Belros> "... The knot didn't hold."
[19:42] * Tyr waves his end of the rope at Lucas. "I think maybe she was a little too skinny. Must have slipped right out!"
[19:42] <Lucas> "...Okay, so we're blaming Tyr then," Lucas says firmly.
[19:42] * Tyr shrugs. "So, Bel!" He turns to Bel with a smile on his face. "Let's get you trussed up!"
[19:42] * Belros eyes Tyr..
[19:42] <Belros> "You go first.
[19:43] <Tyr> "Awwww. Fine. C'mere Boney! You can hitch a ride with me!"
[19:43] <Lucas> Boney whimpers and draws back, eyeing the splat at the bottom.
[19:43] <Kotono> As you talk, an angel rises up from the depths, strummin ga harp. Claire rises up, fading through the roof and out of sight.
[19:44] * Tyr shrugs. "Suit yourself." He ties the rope around his waist and sees---"Well, shit. I need to lay off of the booze."
[19:44] <Kotono> OOC: Use rope on yourself, Tyr.
[19:44] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros 10/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas 6/7, Tyr 12/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'
[19:44] <Tyr> roll 1d20+1 ROPE POWERS GO!
[19:44] <Lucas> "...you tie knots while DRUNK?!?" Lucas says horrifiedly at the paladin.
[19:44] <Serith> Tyr roll for Serith < 19 > [d20=18]
[19:45] <Kotono> Tyr ties himself up good, hopefully better than he did Claire.
[19:45] <Belros> "... I suggest you crawl across."
[19:45] <Tyr> "Now, hold ON to the rope, Bel!" Tyr waits to make sure Belros has a good grip before going.
[19:46] <Kotono> OOC: Balance check, Tyr. Armor check penalty applies
[19:46] * Belros gets a good grip on the rope..
[19:47] <Kotono> .
[19:47] <Tyr> OOC: Balance is Dex, right?
[19:47] <Kotono> OOC: Yes.
[19:47] * Tyr gets down on his hands and knees, crawling across the beam!
[19:47] <Tyr> roll 1d20-2 dear god
[19:47] <Serith> Tyr roll for Serith < -1 > [d20=1]
[19:47] <Kotono> OOC: Make a str check, Bel.
[19:48] <Belros> roll d20+2
[19:48] <Serith> Belros roll for Serith < 11 > [d20=9]
[19:48] <Kotono> OOC: How much does Tyr weigh, including gear?
[19:50] <Tyr> OOC: 140 LBs + 80 LBs gear = 220. I am a heavy metal dude.
[19:50] <Kotono> OOC: Ow. 14 str has a max carry of 175 pounds. Make a reflex save, Belros?
[19:50] <Lucas> ooc: let go of the rooooope
[19:51] <Tyr> OOC: seriously, yeah. IF you find yourself being drug down, let me go.
[19:51] <Kotono> OOC: That's what the reflex save gives him a chance to do. That heavy a jolt has a good chance of dragging him down with Tyr.
[19:51] <Belros> roll d20+1
[19:51] <Serith> Belros roll for Serith < 8 > [d20=7]
[19:52] <Kotono> roll 20d6 kersplattery x2
[19:52] <Serith> Kotono roll for Serith < 79 > [d6=3,4,3,2,5,6,6,3,5,2,4,5,4,2,5,6,2,3,3,6]


[19:52] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros -68/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas 6/7, Tyr -66/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'
[19:53] * Belros is now known as The_Bridge
[19:53] * The_Bridge is now known as Belros

[19:53] <Kotono> Tyr starts to cross and slips, plummeting down! Belros bravely tries to hold on, but the weight is too much! He's sent falling in after him, the two crashing down with a titanic thump! Lucas is able to see two more angels rising, off to PC heaven! OOC: Go Lucas.
[19:54] <Lucas> "...well shit, now how do I get back across?" Lucas mutters.
[19:54] <Kotono> No answers come forth to fair Lucas.
[19:55] * Lucas grimaces and lowering himself down, he tries crawling back across the beam, hoping the extra holds and lower center of gravity improves his chances of making it back alive.
[19:55] <Lucas> roll d20+3
[19:55] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 11 > [d20=8]
[19:56] <Kotono> Lucas can't advance, but nor does he fall!
[19:56] <Kotono> OOC: Feel free to try again.
[19:56] * Lucas grimaces. "Boy, if I don't make it back alive...kill as many kobolds as you can before you die too! Alternatively, pee on the boss's shoe if he rescues you!" he commands the dog, as he slowly tries again.
[19:56] <Lucas> roll d20+3
[19:56] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 18 > [d20=15]
[19:57] <Kotono> But with desperation and grace, Lucas manages to make it across and back to relative safety and Boney!
[19:57] <Lucas> "...forget everything I said about peeing on the boss," Lucas immediately says as he kisses the dog on the nose. "You are such a good luck charm, boy!"
[20:00] <Lucas> "Let's get out of here and tell the boss he shouldn't hire paladins that drink anymore, alright?" Lucas tells Boney, who barks, probably in agreement, or maybe not. Who knows, he's a dog after all. Nodding as if taking it as agreement though, Lucas leads Boney back towards the entrance, mindful of the traps and ignoring the potions, not wishing to trust their lack of trapness after seeing the other three fall to their doom.


[20:00] <Kotono> The path back up to the rope is without incident, at least. It looms above you, one last obsticle to FREEDOM.
[20:03] <Lucas> "...shit. Wait, Tyr didn't tie this knot, I think. I might be okay...though you might have trouble. And if I leave you, nasty little kobolds will kill you while I fetch help!" Scowling, Lucas thinks about it, and decides he must trust in the power of the potions, carefully going back to the box. "Either you die from drinking the jump potion, or from kobolds, and I trust my gut that the potion was safe!"
[20:04] <Lucas> Looking over the open box, he examines it one last time in case there's any traps triggered from pulling the potions out or anything else.
[20:04] <Lucas> roll d20+6 search?
[20:04] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 12 > [d20=6]
[20:04] <Kotono> Lucas finds there are no traps.
[20:05] <Lucas> Taking a deep breath, Lucas grabs the jump potion first, leaving the cure potion for the moment, ready to jump back towards the door at the sign of explosions, doom, or more hallucinations (Belros was -so- not an angel! Never!).
[20:06] <Kotono> roll 1d20+3 AC?
[20:06] <Serith> Kotono roll for Serith < 5 > [d20=2]
[20:06] <Lucas> ooc: more than that~
[20:06] <Kotono> A needle flies by Lucas' hand, but misses!
[20:08] * Lucas eeps at the sight of the needle, and eyes the box, checking if there was any trigger from grabbing the potion, and if it's safe to grab the other potion now, his greed getting the best of him. Boney meanwhile barks at the needle, and starts examining the direction it came from, sniffing, searching for hidden kobolds in case it wasn't a mechanical trap. If there are any nasty kobolds, he shall growl! Growl like he's never growled before!
[20:08] <Lucas> roll d20+6 search for Lucas
[20:08] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 14 > [d20=8]
[20:08] <Lucas> ooc: dunno if there's any roll for sniffing!
[20:09] <Kotono> No sign of anything else awry at all. No kobolds.


[20:10] * Lucas is probably too greedy for his own good, having everything in hand to get out alive...oh screw it, precaution gets the best of him, as he feeds the potion to the dog. "If I get hurt grabbing the other potion, you jump up and fetch the boss!" Lucas commands.
[20:12] <Kotono> OOC: Go ahead Lucas, ball's in yhour court still.
[20:12] <Lucas> Hoping the dog understood that, he seemed to when he told him to search out Tyr...Lucas finally lets his greed get the best of him as he grabs the other potion!
[20:13] <Kotono> For a moment there is a click sound, then the world explodes into fire! OOC: Reflex, Lucas.
[20:13] <Lucas> roll d20+3 no evasion and 6 hp! Alas, greedy fingers!
[20:13] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 8 > [d20=5]
[20:14] <Kotono> roll 2d6 fire full
[20:14] <Serith> Kotono roll for Serith < 6 > [d6=2,4]
[20:14] <Lucas> ooc: hah
[20:14] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros -68/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas 0/7 (staggered; on fire), Tyr -66/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'
[20:14] <Kotono> Ack! The chest exploded! Lucas is on fire on fire on fire! OW! OOC: Might wanna do something about that, go.
[20:15] <Lucas> Lucas quickly drops and rolls, screaming as he wildly scrambles for his waterskin and dowsing himself!
[20:15] <Kotono> OOC: Ref save, +4.
[20:15] <Lucas> roll d20+7
[20:15] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 9 > [d20=2]
[20:15] <Kotono> roll 1d6+1 (+1 is for strenous action while at 0)
[20:15] <Serith> Kotono roll for Serith < 2 > [d6=1]


[20:15] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros -68/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas -2/7 (staggered; on fire), Tyr -66/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'
[20:15] <Kotono> OOC: d100 for stabilization check 1.
[20:15] <Lucas> roll d100
[20:15] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 73 > [d100=73]
[20:15] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros -68/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas -3/7 (staggered; on fire), Tyr -66/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'
[20:15] <Kotono> OOC: d100 for stabilization check 2.
[20:15] <Lucas> roll d100
[20:15] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 34 > [d100=34]
[20:15] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros -68/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas -4/7 (staggered; on fire), Tyr -66/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'
[20:16] <Kotono> OOC: d100 for stabilization check 3.
[20:16] <Lucas> roll d100
[20:16] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 50 > [d100=50]
[20:16] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros -68/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas -5/7 (staggered; on fire), Tyr -66/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'
[20:16] <Kotono> OOC: d100 for stabilization check 4.
[20:16] <Lucas> roll d100 this is going to take a while isn't it? Shame on you for drawing it out
[20:16] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 23 > [d100=23]
[20:16] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros -68/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas -6/7 (staggered; on fire), Tyr -66/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'
[20:16] <Kotono> OOC: roll 4d100 to see if any hit.
[20:17] <Lucas> roll 4#d100
[20:17] <Serith> Lucas roll for Serith < 53, 89, 39, 82 >
[20:17] * Kotono changes topic to 'Belros -68/10, Boney 6/6, Claire -58/13, Lucas -10/7 (staggered; on fire), Tyr -66/13 (-4 wis) | Ranks in use rope = good.'


[20:17] <Kotono> Later...
[20:17] <Kotono> With a leap, Boney leaps out and to freedom! He makes it out to sunlight, as the clouds above the tomb break open. A sunny day as at least one survivors lives to tell the tale of the terrible kobolds!
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.