234.3 Demedais and Pollyanna in Mechanus

[Corwin]

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[20:06] <Kotono> With the First Resort on her back now, Pollyanna waits with Demedais. "An hour," she says, the pair waiting in the front of Seira's inn. Pollyanna drinks a glass of water while she waits, watching the crowd. A manly bard sings in the background, keeping visitors enthralled with the story of a gold and red dragon pair, then the story of the Crimson Guard versus the dreaded Kondrux.
[20:08] <Demedais> "An hour, yes." Demedais nods, eyes closed a bit. "I will be honest: I know nothing of the laws of Mechanus. The first part will be getting a crash briefing on it, I suspect."
[20:12] <Kotono> "Yes. It will be illuminating," Pollyanna says around a sip of her water. "Perfect law, what will that be like?"
[20:13] <Demedais> "... I do not know." Demedais says after a moment of thought.
[20:14] <Kotono> "We'll find out then?" Concluding that as she puts aside her water, "I imagine it will be on time, too?"
[20:14] <Demedais> "If it isn't, I will find it horrendously amusing."
[20:19] <Kotono> At an hour past, a man approaches you. He is a finely dressed man, in travel clothes unmarked and pristinely clean. His haircut is cropped short, not a single bit out of place. He approaches the two, taking a seat next to Demedais. "I am Lortimus the Sixteenth. As per directive, I am to take you to Mechanus to appeal a request for alysum under the Caim-Septus Accords. Before that, there is a matter of a fine due to unauthorized scrying
[20:19] <Kotono> Before that, there is a matter of a fine due to unauthorized scrying. I am authorized to collect this fine under the authority of Code 49-38XT, regulating the proper collection of fines on the Material Plane."
[20:30] <Demedais> "Understood. We were not certain that he was in Mechanus; our apologies, therefore, for the scrying. Regardless, the fine." Demedais pulls out a pouch prepared ahead of time and hands it to the inevitableman.
[20:32] <Kotono> Lortimus the Sixteenth takes the pouch. "I thank you. I am not entirely versed on local custom in your nation. Shall we planar shift from here, or is another location more orderly?"
[20:33] <Demedais> "It would probably be more appropriate to use a more secluded room." Demedais nods. "While it is not entirely uncommon to teleport from any point, that is a method usually left to emergencies. We can depart from the Temple of Helm, if that is acceptable?"
[20:34] <Kotono> "It shall be as you say. I will defer to your knowledge of the methods of this realm." Lortimer agrees, "I will follow your lead until that time."
[20:35] <Kotono> Standing and stretching out before righting herself, "You're welcome." Lower, under her breath, "Manners...?"
06[20:38] * Demedais bites his lip slightly, before nodding to Lortimer. "Very well, then. Let us go." And with that, he begins walking to the Temple. On the way, "I will confess that I have limited practical knowledge of Mechanus law. While it is my hope to learn, my intent here does not afford me the time to do so. Is there any way I can request the assistance of Mechanus in this?"
[20:40] <Kotono> "Yes. You are entitled to a free legal aide in any lawful proceeding. However, it's knowledge is very basic. For more advanced cases, it is recommended that the unversed in Mechanus law hire a lawyer. There are many laywers, as well as baatezu and archon lawyers, if you prefer. I believe the sanctioned Temple of Helms in Mechanus also offer some legal advice on relevant matters."
[20:42] <Demedais> "Then, when possible, I would like to consult with one of the Temples of Helm sanctioned there for further insight." Demedais nods politely. "Thank you."
[20:43] <Kotono> As you walk through the streets, you see that everything is busy. With winter's approach, trade is slowing a little. "There is another matter as well. Your nation, the United Baronies, does not possess any treaties or extradition agreements with Mechanus. While it is possible to challenge some statues, such as the Caim-Septus Accords, without one, it is far preferable to have established treaties regarding these affairs."
[20:43] <Kotono> While it is possible to challenge some statues, such as the Caim-Septus Accords, without one, it is far preferable to have established treaties regarding these affairs."
[20:45] <Demedais> "Our nation has been effectively cut off from all other planes for a significant number of years. As such, no treaties have been feasible for a while. As a representative of the Baronies, I shall endeavor to aid in the creation of treaties, but on those I do not have full authority to certify."
[20:47] <Kotono> "Understood. When your current appeal is resolved, I shall have you directed to the proper offices to do so." After, you reach the Temple of Helm without incident. OOC: Deme, your ball here.
06[20:48] * Demedais nods to Lortimer, before leading the way into a secluded back room.
[20:49] <Kotono> This room, one of the lesser used prayer rooms and a bit of a storage room as well, is reached without incident. Once in there, "If you are ready, I shall begin the transport to Mechanus."
[20:50] <Demedais> "I am ready." Demedais confirms.
[20:54] <Kotono> Lortimer holds hands with Demedais and Pollyanna! In a flash point moment, reality bubbles around them, turning apart like endless gears resorting themselves! (More)
[20:59] <Kotono> You stand in a room. It is a perfect ten feet by ten feet. You are somehow sure of it. You feel drawn here, connected. There is a rythym to everything here. A perfect turning, everything in tune. Distant in the air are the sound of a thousand-trillion gears turning in perfect harmony, a music you can't process but can appreciate in a startling, finely crafted beauty. The walls are made of smooth, white painted metal, as is the floor. G
[20:59] <Kotono> The walls are made of smooth, white painted metal, as is the floor. Going towards a door on the wall, "We have arrived. I will take you to the council and magistrate in this matter."
[21:00] <Demedais> "Thank you." Demedais nods, letting him lead the way in this.
[21:06] <Kotono> You are lead out of the room. You seem to be in an impossibly vast building. Rooms nad hallways, so many, yet perfectly set up. Demedais finds it surprisingly easy to keep track of them. There are also signs about, written in the same exact symbols, with regulated changes as you go. After about a half hour of walking, you are taken to an office. Lortimer stands outside of the door, made of perfectly connected gears with a thin metal fr
[21:06] <Kotono> Lortimer stands outside of the door, made of perfectly connected gears with a thin metal frame around it. "Please enter here."
06[21:06] * Demedais nods slightly again. "Thank you." With that, he opens the door and advances in!
[21:10] <Kotono> Inside are several chairs and a bench against the back. Standing before the bench is a creature of gears and clockwork. It's body is painted black, it's face entirely humanoid and yet made of gears. He wears a simple black cape that wraps perfectly around his body, in two identical, symmetrical trails, ending at a pool at his feet, the lowest tips just touching the ground. He approaches, offering a hand out to shake. "I am Magistrate X
[21:10] <Kotono> He approaches, offering a hand out to shake. "I am Magistrate Xesen. I am to oversee your appeal of a Caim-Septus alysum grant?"
[21:11] <Kotono> Pollyanna shakes it briefly, "May we sit?"
[21:12] <Kotono> "You may," Slightly nodding his head, "We are not in formal session until the appeal begins officially."
06[21:12] * Demedais shakes the proffered hand as well, with a slight bow. "Yes, that is our initial duty here."
[21:15] <Kotono> "Lortimer the Sixteenth informed me you will be seeking legal council here? There is a free aide available, though it's quality is very basic." He goes to sit on the bench, folding his hands against one metal knee. "You may have up to thirty days to secure council. I must approve all council; any registered lawyer within Mechanus is approved short of a demonstrated conflict of interest. Any beings not registered with Mechanus will requ
[21:16] <Kotono> Any beings not registered with Mechanus will require my approval. In the event I decline to approve a lawyer, you have another thirty days to seek out another council. Once you have settled on council, the process can begin."
[21:17] <Demedais> "Very well. Yes, we intend to seek council, first among the Temples of Helm here. Can you see any conflict of interest in this action?" Demedais asks simply, sitting as well next to Pollyanna.
[21:18] <Kotono> "No.  I see no conflicts of interest. Beyond that, it is not my position to advise you. For all other legal matters, your hired council will guide you. Once you have selected council, my role will be that of an impartial moderator."
[21:21] <Demedais> "Understood." Demedais nods. "We will inquire into legal council, then. Thank you for your time."
[21:25] <Kotono> "In the event that allowable circumstances delay you beyond thirty days, you may also appeal for an extension. Should you feel you have a qualifying situation, you may seek me out to grant such an extension." With a nod as he stands back up, "Lortimer will show you the way out."
[21:26] <Demedais> "Very well. Thank you." Demedais nods, standing back up with a sympathetic glance to Pollyanna.
[21:31] <Kotono> Pollyanna smiles at Demedais, before going out.
06[21:32] * Demedais follows Pollyanna out, nodding to Lortimer once they've left.
[21:32] <Kotono> Lortimer leads you along. As he does, along more perfectly measured halls, "How much does legal council cost?" she asks.
06[21:35] * Demedais glances to Lortimer, interested in a reply though his suspicion is that it depends.
[21:37] <Kotono> "It depends on the quality and sort of case." As you continue to be lead along, past a pair of Kolyaruts who barely glance at the trio, "The finest lawyers can be had for tens of thousands of gold. Having one guarantees success, unless your opponent has similar funds."
[21:38] <Demedais> "I see." Demedais nods slightly to this, a slight frown on his face as he thinks.
[21:40] <Kotono> After another half hour of walking, you come to pillared doors leading you outside. Outside... a starry skyscape as far as you can see is seen. This building stands on a vast gear, the edges of it just visible on the horizon. Other buildings, perfectly symmetrical and pleasing to the eye, are about. "Order's Duty is 3.23 miles to the north-northwest," Pointing in that direction, deeper into the city of sorts, "There is a statue of Helm
[21:40] <Kotono>  deeper into the city of sorts, "There is a statue of Helm outside of it, as well as clear street signs. It is on the Street of Everflow."
[21:41] <Demedais> "I see. Very well, then." Demedais nods slightly. "Thank you, Lortimer."

[Corwin]

[18:23] <Blondezilla> * Demedais follows Pollyanna out, nodding to Lortimer once they've left.
[18:23] <Blondezilla> > Lortimer leads you along. As he does, along more perfectly measured halls, "How much does legal council cost?" she asks.
[18:23] <Blondezilla> * Demedais glances to Lortimer, interested in a reply though his suspicion is that it depends.
[18:23] <Blondezilla> > "It depends on the quality and sort of case." As you continue to be lead along, past a pair of Kolyaruts who barely glance at the trio, "The finest lawyers can be had for tens of thousands of gold. Having one guarantees success, unless your opponent has similar funds."
[18:23] <Blondezilla> <Demedais> "I see." Demedais nods slightly to this, a slight frown on his face as he thinks.
[18:23] <Blondezilla> > After another half hour of walking, you come to pillared doors leading you outside. Outside... a starry skyscape as far as you can see is seen. This building stands on a vast gear, the edges of it just visible on the horizon. Other buildings, perfectly symmetrical and pleasing to the eye, are about. "Order's Duty is 3.23 miles to the north-northwest," Pointing in that direction, deeper into the city of sorts, "There is a statue
[18:24] <Blondezilla> >  deeper into the city of sorts, "There is a statue of Helm outside of it, as well as clear street signs. It is on the Street of Everflow."
[18:24] <Blondezilla> <Demedais> "I see. Very well, then." Demedais nods slightly. "Thank you, Lortimer."
[18:24] <Blondezilla> "Demedais," As she starts to walk, "It's like those clockwork devices they sell at Gond's workshop. It really is. Or the Inevitables."
[18:25] <Demedais> "It is, yeah." Demedais nods, walking with Pollyanna.
[18:26] <Demedais> "It's... fascinating." he adds after a moment, glancing around.
[18:29] <Blondezilla> Around you the buildings rise. Metal predominates here, not a hint of stone or natural material.  A constant musical whirring of gears tickles the back of your senses, heard at all times and yet never the slightest bit noticable. There is a sense here, a sense of unity and one-ness that fills Demedais up. About on the streets, creatures of clockwork walk. There are others as well - you can see a blue skinned humanoid in rich robes
[18:29] <Blondezilla> There are others as well - you can see a blue skinned humanoid in rich robes, several humans following him.  Lumbering along, a giant clockwork creatures patrols the street. Despite it's size, it makes nary a sound.  "It's not our world. Everything so...well, in order. The buildings all look like perfect shapes. Everything does."
[18:32] <Demedais> "Indeed..." Demedais murmurs. "It's surprising to see, honestly."
[18:34] <Blondezilla> "I wonder what it means?" Turning back to Demedais as she walks, not looking where she's going at all, "From what I know, the Upper Planes look like our world but pristine. The Realms Below look like our nightmares. But what's this?"
[18:35] <Demedais> "...To be honest, I'm not sure, myself." Demedais says after a moment. "It doesn't match either of those two, certainly."
[18:36] <Blondezilla> "Mmm. I don't, either." Pollyanna stops now,  crossing her arms over her back as she has her eyes sweep over everything. "Maybe if I'd studied Helm's lessons better I might have an idea?"
[18:38] <Demedais> roll 1d20+15
06[18:38] * Hatbot --> "Demedais rolls 1d20+15 and gets 35." [1d20=20]
06[18:46] * Demedais opens his mouth, before quickly pausing. "Effectively, the gist of what I remember from classes was that this place is like this because it was shaped to be so. Thusly, it is that it's the perfect reflection of rationality."
[18:57] <Blondezilla> "Hm. That makes a sort of sense," Going quiet as she walks along, Pollyanna looks to be content to think for the moment.
06[19:00] * Demedais is happy to just walk along with her until they reach the temple.
[19:03] <Blondezilla> As you walk about this city, you see many sighs. You see building named like 'Third National Mercane Union', 'Guaranteed Order Services' and other such names. Most of the buildings are labelled if Demedais cares to look. At one point, coming around a street corner, you come to a four chambered set of buildings, connected together. This one is named 'Incarceration Center'.
[19:03] <Blondezilla> Pollyanna keeps to herself as you walk, none of the buildings catching her attention.
06[19:05] * Demedais glances around a bit more at the names of buildings, but otherwise seems content enough to just make sure they get to the Temple.
[19:06] <Blondezilla> roll 1d100
06[19:06] * Hatbot --> "Blondezilla rolls 1d100 and gets 50." [1d100=50]
[19:06] <Blondezilla> Eventually, you come to a single storied hall. In front of it is a statue of Helm the warrior, triumphant over a slain Marilith. The building beyond has Helm's gauntlet over the gateway to within.
[19:08] <Demedais> "Shall we?" Demedais says with a shrug, advancing into the temple.
[19:13] <Blondezilla> Inside, you see that the hall is a perfectly aligned rectangle. Four guardsmen stand just inside, in full plate and helmet. They raise swords to salute Demedais as he enters. Ahead you see decorations of battle, magical scenes of dozens of conflicts about. Past that is another statue of Helm. As you see this, a man in full plate and without a helmet steps into view. His skin has a hint of gold to it, noble features and long blonde
[19:13] <Blondezilla>  His skin has a hint of gold to it, noble features and long blonde hair trailing down to his midsection. His face is battlescared, one eye gone. In it's place is a gemstone, moving and looking like an eye. With his superior vision, Demedais can see tiny gears churning within the gemstone-eye. "Demedais of Balmuria. Pollyanna of Balmuria." He bows to both of them, "Our auguries from the Evervigliant spoke of your coming."
[19:14] <Blondezilla> "Our auguries from the Evervigliant spoke of your coming."
06[19:18] * Demedais bows in return to the man. "Thank you for your welcome. I take it, then, you know of our reason for coming?"
[19:19] <Blondezilla> "The auguries told us to welcome one favored by Helm. The details were not forthcoming beyond that." Offering a hand out now to Demedais, "Helm has spoken to us. You shall have what aid we are able, to the best of our capacity."
06[19:24] * Demedais shakes the man's hand at this, nodding. "The path that has lead us here is somewhat complex; we were in pursuit of an abombination, when it managed to escape here. We have been informed it has been granted asylum under the Caim-Septus treaty; we would seek to appeal this and have it mmoved to our custody for elimination."
[19:27] <Blondezilla> "Ah, devils." With a rich timbre in his voice, "Come with me." You are lead back to the statue of Helm in the back, triuphant over a balor this time, holding it's head in one gauntleted hand. "I am Naran," He offers as he kneels before the statue, into a position of prayer. "Let us give thanks to Helm for his viligance in ensuring that you arrived safely."
06[19:29] * Demedais nods, kneeling as well to Naran's side. "Indeed, and that all thus far has progressed smoothly."
[19:31] <Blondezilla> "Thank you, Lord Helm," Pollyanna joins them. After a moment Naran stands back up. "Caim-Septus, eh? That's devil alysum?"
[19:32] <Demedais> After a second, Demedais also stands and nods. "From my understanding, yes. Which I wonder if it even qualifies for... It's a hybrid monstrosity made by gnomes in our world, part hellcat and part ooze."
[19:33] <Blondezilla> "Well, if it's under Caim-Septus, it's being treated as a Baatezu or Baatezu equivalent." Stroking his chin now, "Are you familiar with the laws of Mechanus much?"
Session Close: Tue Jun 30 19:33:47 2009

Session Start: Tue Jun 30 19:33:47 2009
Session Ident: #terrorofdunes
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[19:42] <Blondezilla> "The Caim-Septus accords is a treaty made between Baator and Mechanus. It addresses the issues of devils seeking aid in Mechanus to return to Baator and the reciprical with Inevitables and other servants of Mechanus in Baator. Under it, a qualifying devil or devil-alike is granted protection and safe passage to Baator. However, it allows Mechanus to study any devils that use it and gives them certain other rights, such as seizing
[19:42] <Blondezilla> devils that use it and gives them certain other rights, such as seizing any contraband and persecuting them of any infractions to the Great Laws of Mechanus."
[19:43] <Demedais> "I see." Demedais frowns. "Forgive my ignorance, but are there any of the Great Laws which he might be in conflict with?"
[19:43] <Blondezilla> "So, stripped of all of that, it means that you give each other's soldiers back after you have a go at them for whatever you can get away with?"
[19:45] <Demedais> "Also, uh, it's likely never been to Baator. Ever. If that helps."
[19:46] <Blondezilla> Nodding to all of that, "You'll need a lawyer to help you with all of that. We can provide one if you like, we have contracts with several firms. There's countless firms native to Mechanus you can choose from, and we also have contacts with diabolical and archonic firms. Do you have any preferences?"
[19:49] <Demedais> "...non-diabolical, as much as the irony appeals; otherwise, not particularly. If there's someone who specializes in this sort of case, that would probably be optimal."
[19:49] <Blondezilla> "I have to admit, I'm tempted," Pollyanna cracks a smile, "If we did choose a diabolical lawyer, wouldn't he just betray us?"
[19:51] <Demedais> "I'd guess no, if he signed up for long-term job appeal here. Still, even the lowest of risks, I'd prefer to eliminate here."
[19:52] <Blondezilla> "That's forbidden. The laws regarding lawyers forbids it. You don't want to be disbarred in Mechanus, my friends. Now then, I believe I have just the lawyer. Come with me."
[19:53] <Demedais> "There's that, too." Demedais murmurs, following Naran.
[19:57] <Blondezilla> You are lead to a pleasant room in the back of the temple. Stuffed couches are here, green plants kept in pots and hanging vases. A long table has food and drink on it. "I'll have the laywer along briefly. There's been a meal prepared for you in the meantime."
[19:57] <Demedais> "Ah... thank you." Demedais nods gratefully, glancing to Pollyanna.
[19:58] <Blondezilla> Pollyanna goes to the food, making a plate up before sitting on the couch. She tears into her food. "I hadn't had much to eat today besides that water while we waited," She explains.
[20:00] <Demedais> "I realized that once he mentioned food, yes." Demedais rubs his head ashamedly. "I, ah, forget normal eating habits." Taking a mug of water, Demedais sits next to Pollyanna and sips at it as she eats.
[20:03] <Blondezilla> Pollyanna eats seconds and even thirds, wolfing down her food. Once done, she rests back on the couch. "If we have time durin gall of this,  I'd like to go sight-seeing. There has to be amazing things to be seen here."
[20:04] <Demedais> "There does, yes. Worst comes to worst, we can hire one, but... yes. It would be nice to explore here."
[20:05] <Blondezilla> "Better than those Slaadi you told me about." Putting her feet up and taking the bow off of her back, "Though I confess, I wouldn't mind a few to try this on. The practice I did with it was amazing. It was like I was firing those balls of force Seira can do. I blew part the targets with each shot and I never needed to draw more arrows. "
[20:07] <Demedais> "Good." Demedais grins. "It should stay quite solid from what I understand for a long while."
[20:09] <Blondezilla> "Or forever. I've never had a bow anything like this." Running her hands along it's jewelled surface, "My old bow wasn't even a shadow on this. One shot I got just right went through the target and through a four foot thick stone wall before it broke apart."
[20:11] <Demedais> "...We may need to find you a new practice zone." Demedais' grin grows wider at this.
[20:18] <Blondezilla> "Hehhehe," Laughing, the times are interrupted by a knock on the door.
[20:19] <Demedais> "Please come in." Demedais calls at this.
[20:23] <Blondezilla> "Good afternoon!" The man who enters has a cheerful smile, whistling along. He enters, going to the table and grabbing an apple off of it. After taking a big bite, he leans against the table. "So you have yourselves a devil you need to make sure doesn't return back to Hell?" He has curly black hair and fine features, split by an easygoing grin. "My speciality."
[20:24] <Demedais> "Pretty much, although I'm still marginally amused he qualifies as a devil-alike. Ah well." Demedais muses, before nodding. "Oh. I'm Demedais, this is Pollyanna."
[20:26] <Blondezilla> "The term have a certain leeway by design. Mechanus does like to study it's unusual specimens and add them to the great records." Taking another bite of his apple, "Esyer. I'll need you to start at the beginning and tell me anything relevant to this so I can figure out how I'm going to attack this.  From the sounds of it, it's not a pure blooded Baatezu?"
[20:32] <Demedais> "It is not. We encountered it inside a gnomish ruin, practically sealed away; it and its kin chose aggression immediately against us. We fought back while exploring; during one encounter, it warped out. However, one of my allies noticed a flareup of wild magic; we concluded that it had disappeared from the area entirely, and began trying to scry to track it down; that's what has lead us here."
[20:33] <Demedais> After a moment, Demedais pulls out the original copies of the gnomish notes. "I have here what information there is on their creation, though it's entirely in Gnomish. If they want information on unique specimens, I'd be willing to offer this if it'd assist our cause here."
[20:39] <Blondezilla> "I can get someone to translate these," With a glance to them, "It would be helpful, thanks." Finishing his apple and placing it down on the table, cored, "Putting that aside a moment, do you have any idea if this devil has any resources to hire good legal help, or if he's skilled himself?"
[20:41] <Demedais> "...I don't know. He seems somewhat intelligent, but this should be the first time he's been out of the laboratory. Ever. So I doubt he has resources of that sort, but... perhaps he is working with Baator in this? His very existance... well, let me put it this way. If the devils could figure out how to duplicate it, I would not like the legion of hellcats that they would then have. That might be price enough... if not
[20:42] <Demedais> "That might be price enough... if not, than I suspect no."
[20:59] <Blondezilla> "Mmmm." Crossing his legs, "In that case, I'm inclined to blitz him before he can get any better positioned. Let's not delay this. We start tomorrow and try to get this done. Alright then. Tell me everything, anything you think I need to know."
[21:02] <Demedais> "First, I might as well start with what issues we have to deal with. Our country is not only relatively new, it has been sealed off from the rest of existence for a rather large amount of time. I do not know if our world previously had dealings with Mechanus except for the gnomes, themselves; whil I would presume so, it is not something I have information on. As such, I have been lead to believe asking for a transfer
[21:02] <Demedais> "As such, I have been lead to believe asking for a transfer to Balmuria would be difficult, if not impossible." Demedais begins.
[21:09] <Demedais> "Aside from that... it is a gnomish construct, created by comission of the False God-King Daa-vid. It possesses various capabilities that mark it out even aside from its appearance, such as its acidic touch that drains agility with ease, and the immense difficulty in spotting it..." Demedais muses.
[21:12] <Blondezilla> "Mmmmm. Mmmm." LIstening to all of that. "I'll look into those. While ex post facto law is generally discouraged, signing a treaty with Mechanus before we go on could provide you with a little extra kick. But that aside, let's say you win. Then what? Going to attempt to wring it's devil neck?"
06[21:13] * Demedais shakes his head for a moment. "Aside from that...? Its residency in the gnomish ruin was meant to be permanent until slain, as the ruins themselves were guarded by a heavenly... being, a barrier against intrusion seemingly made of fire.... Oh. Honestly, we do aim for its death; we are well aware that that will send it back to Baator anyway, more likely than not. However, it puts a rest to the aberrative strain
[21:13] <Demedais> " However, it puts a rest to the aberrative strain that it possesses, which I have been lead to believe is desirable."
[21:18] <Blondezilla> "Mmm, mmm, mmm." Thinking a bit, "I have a plan of attack now. I'm going to argue it's against the natural order and an abomination. As such, it deserves no protection under the law. The desire of Mechanus to remove the unnatural from the world will be the follow up that will hit that magistrate like a herd of goristro."
[21:20] <Demedais> "Would there be any merit in pointing out that our intent to destroy it will also return it to Baator, simply in a more natural form?" Demedais inquires at this.
[21:22] <Blondezilla> "It may be. I'll see how the judge reacts. If I know how they think, though...it may, yes."
[21:23] <Demedais> "Right." Demedais says, leaning back and thinking, glancing to Pollyanna. "Any insight, dear?"
[21:24] <Blondezilla> "You know, if it's unnautral and taking it back to Baator in a bodybag will fix that, can we get Mechanus to do that?"
06[21:27] * Demedais muses, before shrugging. "That is also an option to propose, if Mechanus wishes to also remain in accord to its promise. This being said... it occurs to me that while I speculate it will revert to a normal state, and that said speculation makes sense, I have not confirmed it."
[21:28] <Demedais> "I had not thought to discern that, as the implication of the divination I received from Helm was that slaying it would work; it would also follow with why the ones in the ruins also had to fall. But... there is perhaps the chance that it would work differently here in Mechanus?"
[21:34] <Blondezilla> "Mmmm, yes. Perhaps we could argue for imprisonment or p urification instead. With these notes...hmmm." rubbing his chin, "That's another idea. If we can convince them that the devil is against the natural order and needs to be reverted to it's normal state..."
[21:36] <Demedais> "That could also work, yes. As far as I can discern, the greatest threat is that it is distinctly not what Hell designed, and that being released to Hell would have multiple negative impacts, especially toward the order of things, so to speak."
[21:37] <Demedais> "Thusly, there shouldn't be much issue if it is reverse-engineered back to a normal hellcat or some such. I can pray on this tonight, though, to confirm, but it sounds like another option."
[21:40] <Blondezilla> "It is. Alright. I need to get these notes checked up and do some fine tuning of the law review. We'll meet again here tomorrow morning?"
[21:41] <Demedais> "Alright. Thank you very much, Esyer." Demedais nods.
[21:52] <Blondezilla> Esyer leaves out. Once done, Pollyanna looks to Demedais. "Well then. Do you think he'll do well?"
[21:53] <Demedais> "...I can only hope he does, at this point." Demedais frowns. "I think he's right on one front; we've moved fast enough that I think the oozecat will be a few steps behind, but... hopefully that's enough. We have various options, as he's noted. Hopefully all will work."
[22:02] <Blondezilla> "What do we do until then?" Pollyanna asks after that's said, "We have a day."
06[22:07] * Demedais thinks. "We have a few options, it seems, since things do not start until tomorrow morning, and I can commence my prayers at nightfall while you rest, so... You said you wanted to look around?"
[22:09] <Blondezilla> "Yeah. There has to be something memorable around here to see," Pollyanna rises, "Let's find it?"
[22:10] <Demedais> "Alright." Demedais nods.
[22:33] <Blondezilla> roll 1d100 see if something particularly odd happens
06[22:33] * Hatbot --> "Blondezilla rolls 1d100 see if something particularly odd happens and gets 29." [1d100=29]
[22:41] <Blondezilla> Thus, the two take to Mechanus. As you step outside of the Temple of Helm, you find a particular sight there. A fat, horribly tall creature with fire red skin waits outside. It's wings are cloaked around it's body like a grotesque cloak. It wears gold and jewels, whistling a merry tune. A pair of beautiful black winged women linger behind him, wearing silken gowns of immaculate beauty. Any others nearby give the creature a wide be
[22:41] <Blondezilla>  wearing silken gowns of immaculate beauty. Any others nearby give the creature a wide berth.
06[22:44] * Demedais blinks at it, somewhat amused as he guesses at the appearance of a devil. Still, since this is a territory where neutrality is desired... "Hm. Anything in particular catch your interest as we were walking here, dear?" Demedais asks Pollyanna.
[22:46] <Blondezilla> Pollyanna glances at the fat creature as well, but keeps her distance. "Something fun. Let's just explore and see what's out there, then?"
[22:47] <Demedais> "Alright." Demedais nods politely to the being as the pass, before heading outward to see what can be found.
[22:50] <Blondezilla> "Ah sir! Good day, a good day to you!" THe fat fiend smiles to Demedais, teeth made of gold. "Profit on ya!" He continues walking along, the two gorgeous women following. Without any guide, the two happen to wander. (More)
[22:52] <Blondezilla> You find yourselfs drawn to a park of sorts.  In it, a gear about the size of a house turns in the air. It floats without any support. Around it sit sixteen Inevitables, chanting a song in perfect repeating harmony.  Just past them, several groups of beings of all sort talk, haggle, and argue.
[22:53] <Demedais> "Hm." Demedais says, watching the floating gear. "Interesting."
[22:57] <Blondezilla> Watching it as well, Pollyanna stays close to Demedais. AS they do, woman comes up to you. She has black hair and black eyes, tattered leather clothes with a few daggers here and there. Her feet make a strange clip-cloping sound. "Yo," she says, "Hi there. Humans?"
[22:58] <Demedais> "We are, yes." Demedais nods to the woman, a bit confused.

[Corwin]

[18:39] <Kotono> * Demedais blinks at it, somewhat amused as he guesses at the appearance of a devil. Still, since this is a territory where neutrality is desired... "Hm. Anything in particular catch your interest as we were walking here, dear?" Demedais asks Pollyanna.
[18:39] <Kotono> > Pollyanna glances at the fat creature as well, but keeps her distance. "Something fun. Let's just explore and see what's out there, then?"
[18:39] <Kotono> <Demedais> "Alright." Demedais nods politely to the being as the pass, before heading outward to see what can be found.
[18:39] <Kotono> > "Ah sir! Good day, a good day to you!" THe fat fiend smiles to Demedais, teeth made of gold. "Profit on ya!" He continues walking along, the two gorgeous women following. Without any guide, the two happen to wander. (More)
[18:39] <Kotono> > You find yourselfs drawn to a park of sorts.  In it, a gear about the size of a house turns in the air. It floats without any support. Around it sit sixteen Inevitables, chanting a song in perfect repeating harmony.  Just past them, several groups of beings of all sort talk, haggle, and argue.
[18:39] <Kotono> <Demedais> "Hm." Demedais says, watching the floating gear. "Interesting."
[18:39] <Kotono> > Watching it as well, Pollyanna stays close to Demedais. AS they do, woman comes up to you. She has black hair and black eyes, tattered leather clothes with a few daggers here and there. Her feet make a strange clip-cloping sound. "Yo," she says, "Hi there. Humans?"
[18:39] <Kotono> <Demedais> "We are, yes." Demedais nods to the woman, a bit confused.
[18:39] <Kotono> "Ah good. Tired of talking to clockwork-heads," With a sloppy grin she offers a hand out to Demedais, "So what kind of deal are you here for?"
[18:42] <Demedais> "Actually, we're here to try and get a foe we were chasing down dealt with." Demedais replies, accepting the handshake while glancing the woman over for chaos casually. "Wasn't honestly expecting to see all too many other mortals here in general."
[18:45] <Kotono> "Oh. Bounty hunters?" The woman's aura radiates faint chaos. "Yeah, there's some. Deals this or deals that. Local talk says this place is blessed for making precise contracts."
[18:45] <Kotono> Pollyanna smiles every so politely, "Ah."
[18:48] <Demedais> "Not... exactly bounty hunters, no. Though I suppose it's not inaccurate, either, all things considered." Demedais shakes his head. "But yes, the contracts make for reliable working through the system. Even if the... brevity... of the inevitables causes frustration, too."
[18:49] <Kotono> "Yeah. They're all business," Shaking her head, "I came to see things around here, but it's been a damned waste of time. Had a relative who cottoned to this sorta thing, but I don't see it."
06[18:50] * Demedais looks around. "I suppose it agrees with our taste more, but multiple friends of mine also express disinterest in this sort of thing." A musing, then; "I've heard some of Elysium; it might be more appealing to you, if this isn't your idea of a good time."
[18:53] <Kotono> "Eh." With a shrug, "Either way, this place bores me." Stretching as she starts to walk, "A few gears away from are a few portals, or so I hear. Think I'm gonna make a break for the Astral and see where it takes me."
[18:54] <Demedais> "Then, good luck to you. May Helm watch over you." Demedais nods.
[18:57] <Kotono> With a snort to that, "Yeah, something like that. Tempus in your eye." With that she wanders off.
[18:57] <Demedais> "Tempus in your eye? Heh." Demedais shakes his head. "Sorry for that, dear. Shall we?"
[19:01] <Kotono> "Let's," Pollyanna and Demedais continue along...
[19:01] <Kotono> roll 1d100
06[19:01] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d100 and gets 49." [1d100=49]
[19:02] <Kotono> Strange and curious things are seen, but fatigue catches up to the two. They go back to the Temple of Helm and rest for the night...OOC: Is there anything you wanted to do bfeore the next morning, Deme?
[19:03] <Demedais> OOC: Yeah. Divination to confirm that letting Mechanus dissemble the oozecat will be acceptable for Helm's purposes, so long as it dies before returning to Hell.
[19:05] <Kotono> OOC: Okay. I'll roll it.
[19:07] <Kotono> "In the victory of order, the individual is subsumed and corrected."
[19:08] <Demedais> "So, yes." Demedais nods, before beginning to stand watch again, planning to fall asleep just two hours before "dawn" here.
[19:12] <Kotono> The next morning, Demedais and Pollyanna meet with Esyer. He offers a hand to them as they gather together inside of the temple, "I read those notes last night," he begins, "Fascinating stuff."
[19:13] <Demedais> "Anything in there of use in this scenario?" Demedais nods. "But yes, the situation was... interesting. The last pages mention a Winterwight, which we'll have to contain or destroy somehow... but I digress."
[19:15] <Kotono> "That creature," Whistling low, "I had someone check up on it for me. There isn't much, but apparently a Winterwight is bad news. A 'The End' sort of creature. You know, the sort that apears in a bard's tale, and within a few more words the bard says 'The End'? It ain't a happy ending, either."
[19:17] <Demedais> "Yeah, it's yet another excuse for me to continue my work back on that world in punting the gnomes. Hard. It's sealed... for now. I'd like to ask my companions there to continue to lock it down until we can assuredly kill it, or get the Elemental Plane of Fire to assist us in destroying it."
[19:19] <Kotono> "Good luck. For what it's worth, the reference said it's the 'children of Auril and Shar', for whatever that's worth." Now tapping his knee, "But to our main business. So let's review our plan here. We want to blitz this, do the hearing as fast as possible and try not to let them delay, and get Mechanus to rule it as an unlawful abomination?"
[19:22] <Demedais> "That would be ideal, I think. Helm himself has told me that if it dies, it will revert to a hellcat in Hell, without the aberrative form it possesses now. Thusly, I must believe it's the wisest course of action to take here." Demedais nods.
[19:25] <Kotono> "Excellent.  Any questions at all before we go?" Turning ot the door, "The sooner the better then."
[19:26] <Demedais> "None that I can think of." Demedais shakes his head, looking to Pollyanna.
[19:27] <Kotono> Pollyanna shakes her head as well. "I'm ready. Let's go and hope we get this Hellcat sent right to Hell?"
[19:28] <Demedais> "Indeed." Demedais nods.
03[19:35] * Ebiris (WinNT@user-5444c68b.lns1-c11.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #terrorofdunes
[19:41] <Kotono> You head to Magistrate Xesen's quarters with Esyer. On being admitted, "Magistrate," Esyer bows to him, "I will be honored to be in your court. I have taken on this Caim-Septus hearing on behalf of Demedais and Pollyanna of the Prime Material nation of the United Baronies."
[19:41] <Kotono> "You're acceptable," With a curt nod, the Magistrate standing, "Is this your chosen counsil?" He looks to Demedais at this.
[19:41] <Demedais> "He is." Demedais confirms, also standing.
[19:43] <Kotono> "Your Honor," Bowing to him again, "We would like to request all expediency in this case. The sooner this manner can be lawfully resolved, the greater the benefit to Mechanus."
06[19:46] * Demedais nods slightly to this, intent on letting the man skilled in these situations handle it without interference."
[19:47] <Kotono> "As pursuiant to sub-clause 49-FT of Caim Septus?" Magistrate Xesen nods, "Very well. We shall have the hearing for it immediately. Lortimer the sixteenth will escort you to the Courtrooms."
03[19:48] * Ebiris is now known as Alicia
[19:48] <Demedais> "Thank you, Magistrate." Demedais bows slightly, glancing to Esyer.
[19:49] <Kotono> Once lead out of the room, Lortimer the 16th leading you along, "The first hearing is for expediency. Fortunately, by law, this hearing has to be done as soon as possible. On the downside, if we lose this hearing, we can be delayed for quite some time if they want to play stalling."
[19:50] <Demedais> "Right." Demedais nods slightly. "This makes sense."
[19:50] <Kotono> "So we won't lose it then." Pollyanna adds a warm smile to her face, "Right?"
[19:51] <Demedais> "Heh. Right." Demedais nods slightly. "What will you want me to do, Esyer?"
[19:53] <Kotono> "I'll handle most of this for now. Just pay attention and get a grasp of how things move and work here." Hands in his pockets as he walks forward, "If nothing else, learn from this. Better to have a client with an idea of what's going on than some yolkel who has none."
[19:54] <Demedais> "Right." Demedais chuckles.
[19:54] <Kotono> "Understood." Pollyanna adds then. "...We don't soun dthat out of place, do we?"
[19:55] <Kotono> "You sound like you're from the Prime," With a light, easy grin to that, "It's charming."
[19:56] <Demedais> "'Charming'." Demedais repeats, with a grin on his face. "Alright, then."
[20:03] <Kotono> You head to a grand, severe pillared set of rooms. You are guided into to it. Here, woodwork and stone dominate. Everything is perfectly angled, gold clad inevitables in ceremonial armor standing at proper points. Sitting behind a tall, towering judge's bench is Magistrate Xesen.  Two benches are a little back and away from the judge's bench. Heading to the left side one, "Looks like the defense isn't hear yet." Behind the benches are
[20:03] <Kotono> Heading to the left side one, "Looks like the defense isn't hear yet." Behind the benches are several rows of chairs. "Go ahead and sit in the first row, you two?"
06[20:04] * Demedais nods and sits there, leaving room for Pollyanna next to him.
[20:20] <Kotono> Pollyanna sits next to Demedais. About five minutes pass in quiet before other senter! The oozecat is first, looking around the room! It's gaze is on Demedais, hostile and cold. Behind him is a fat, familiar devil, teeth of gold and with it's wings wrappeda round it's body. "Good day, Magistrate, good day!" He chortles, belly wobbling. "Ah, Esyer." Going over and shaking Esyer's hand, "An honor. I made a point of at least seeing your c
[20:20] <Kotono> "Ah, Esyer." Going over and shaking Esyer's hand, "An honor. I made a point of at least seeing your client in passing yesterday." Smiling towards Demedais, "Yene of Minaros." Offering one plump hand out to Demedais, "An honor, sir."
06[20:23] * Demedais is not exactly fond of shaking hands with a devil, but does so anyway for a brief moment, eyes looking to the oozecat briefly as well.
[20:23] <Kotono> Pollyanna stays back and away, a polite, frozen glare at Yene.
[20:24] <Kotono> "We may do battle as enemies here, but we can be civil about it," He withdraws his hand after, "I declare that I'm ready, Your Honor. Let's get this going, by your leave?"
[20:27] <Kotono> A gavel slams down, "So be it. This hearing under sub-clause 49-FT of the Caim-Septus Accords is in order. Council," A look to Esyer, "As it's your request, you may address the court first."
03[20:27] * Alicia is now known as Ebiris
[20:30] <Kotono> "Thank you, Your Honor," Standing up and starting to walk, "The essence of Mechanus is fairness under the law. What fairness is there when requests can be stalled out to outlast those of mortalkind, whom we presume to judge? While the machines of Mechanus and those beyond the mortal realm have time eternal, others do not. My clients are such mortals, who have lives that must be lived fully. To have them waste parts of in waiting folly
[20:30] <Kotono> who have lives that must be lived fully. To have them waste parts of in waiting folly is both cruel and against the intent of the laws of this great plane." (More)
[20:34] <Kotono> "Further, the fairness and application of just law has a second fork that must be considered here, Your Honor." Taking a scroll out, "I have a legal brief here that explains in detail that the creature here," Pointing at the oozecat head on, "Is an abomination against Law itself. It is a chaotic individual, forsaking it's uniformity for a wild transformation! This horrible abberation must not be allowed to spread! In light of this, I a
[20:34] <Kotono> This horrible abberation must not be allowed to spread! In light of this, I am also requesting copies of all the research done to this creature under the purview of the Caim-Septus Accords."
[20:35] <Kotono> Meanwhile, the oozecat growls at Esyer and Demedais, while Yene buffs his nail-claws on his wings. The Magistrate takes the scroll, "Very well. Rebuttal, Counselor?"
[20:36] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25 diplo for Esyer
06[20:36] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 diplo for Esyer and gets 32." [1d20=7]
[20:39] <Kotono> "Thank you, Your Honor," Standing up and stretching before he walks, "That was a good opening speech, opposing council," With a tip of a nonexistant cap to Esyer, "But it's also a great big pile of lemure shit, if I may be so bold to say. First and foremost, there is no provision entitling disclosure of Caim-Septus results to anyone beyond the records of Mechanus. While it is an acceptable request, there is no weight of law behind it.
[20:39] <Kotono> While it is an acceptable request, there is no weight of law behind it. Your Honor must and shall be aware of this important point." (More)
[20:42] <Kotono> "Moving on," Passing by Demedais and Pollyanna with a smooth, seamless smirk, "Mortal lives are finite, yes. But Your Honor, what is a month? A year? A mere tiny fragment of even the fleetingest mortal life! Is not truth and proper preparation under the law more vital? To move this forward in such a way would be a fundamental and chaotic disruption of my client's rights under the absolute laws of Mechanus!" Sauntering over to in front
[20:43] <Kotono> client's rights under the absolute laws of Mechanus!" Sauntering over to in front of the judge, "While I have no brief prepared on the accusations of opposing council at this time, is not my client a creature of fundamental, diabolical order? Yes sir, he is!" (More)
[20:44] <Kotono> Pointing right at the oozecat, "It is irrelevant if he has a unique form! For in his heart beats order! Even if he is an abomination, it is an abomination friendly to Mechanus and this court! Like any other creature, he deserves his due rights and time! To deprive a lawful creature of this is blasphemy against Mechanus itself!" Swishing his arm back, a hint of sulphur and brimstone tickling Demedais' nose, "Therefore, I must oppose thi
[20:44] <Kotono> a hint of sulphur and brimstone tickling Demedais' nose, "Therefore, I must oppose this motion for expediency."
[20:45] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25
06[20:45] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 and gets 32." [1d20=7]
[20:45] <Kotono> "Thank you, Council," As Yene goes to sit down again, "Do you wish to rebut his statement, Council?" A look to Esyer at that. Esyer stands and begins again! As he does, he looks to Demedais and Pollyanna.
[20:45] <Kotono> "Don't worry," he murmurs.
06[20:46] * Demedais nods slightly to Esyer.
[20:49] <Kotono> "The laws of Mechanus allow for such expediency. This point, written in the very core of Caim-Septus, is not disputed." Esyer begins, walking slow and confidently. "Creature of order driven to a chaotic form, perhaps? But that is ultimately i rrelevant to the basic point. You cannot deny the needs of my clients and it is so written into the law. Your Honor, I can only ask that the rightful laws of Mechanus be followed. These proceeding
[20:49] <Kotono> Your Honor, I can only ask that the rightful laws of Mechanus be followed. These proceedings must be hurried along in with all due haste."
[20:51] <Kotono> "Thank you." Magistrate Xesen looks to Demedais, "Do you have anything to say for this motion, petitioner Demedais?"
[20:56] <Demedais> "There is one thing, that in truth, was just brought to my attention." Demedais rises at this. "I have just received a Sending from an ally in the Prime Material. A nemesis of ours still there may be acting soon. I will be sending Pollyanna-" A look and a nod to her, "- back as soon as I can arrange it. As for myself, I have committed to seeing this through as best as I can." (More)
[20:56] <Kotono> "Very well. Opposing Council," The Magistrate looks to him, "Do you object to this or wish to protest it?"
[20:57] <Kotono> OOC: Sorry, I did a boneheader.
[20:57] <Demedais> "However, once finished here, my presence is needed on the Prime Material to aid in this matter as well, if at all possible." Demedais nods to the court. "Thusly, I also must request expediency in this matter."
[20:58] <Kotono> OOC: Make a diplo check, Deme?
[20:58] <Demedais> roll 1d20+18 ahaha, I hope this is just aid another or something
06[20:58] * Hatbot --> "Demedais rolls 1d20+18 ahaha, I hope this is just aid another or something and gets 21." [1d20=3]
[20:58] <Kotono> With a look to Pollyanna, "Your Honor," Drawling forth with ease as he stands, "We have no objection to Pollyanna leaving, as long as the main petitioner stays and no secondary petitioners are added at a later date."
[21:00] <Kotono> "So be it. Transport for the secondary petitioner will be settled on our adjournment. Petitioner," A look to the oozecat, "Do you wish to add anything to this motion?"
[21:00] <Kotono> "Your Honor," Standing now, Yene clears his throat loudly, a wet, thick sound. "It is best to note that my client does not possess the normal verbal skills of a sentinent creature. He speaks in telepathy."
[21:01] <Kotono> "I see." A short, brisk nod to that, "Go on, Council."
[21:01] <Kotono> "I wish to speak on his behalf then, so that his words may be fairly heard by all," Yene nods, "With your leave, Your Honor."
[21:02] <Kotono> "Objection!!" Esyer stands up then, "Your Honor, Council is an accomplished litigator and wordsmith! This would give him an undue benefit to allow Yene to speak for him directly on his behalf!"
[21:02] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25 Yene
06[21:02] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 Yene and gets 31." [1d20=6]
[21:02] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25 Not Yene
06[21:02] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 Not Yene and gets 32." [1d20=7]
06[21:02] * Demedais glances to Esyer on this, slightly nodding
[21:03] <Kotono> "Agreed." With a curt, brief nod, "Baliff, bring forth an impartial aid for this?"
[21:04] <Kotono> One of the gold armored Inevitables bows deep and leaves the courtroom. At this, Esyer sighs in relief, going back to sit and turning to Demedais. "Nice move there," he says with a smile, "Hopefully that'll tip the scales for us."
[21:05] <Kotono> "I hope so," Taking a long breath out, "It's far more developed than at home. There's so many laws being cited and so many words. Both of you are very good at it."
[21:05] <Kotono> Pollyanna smiles to this nonetheless, "But I feel like you got the better of him there, both of you."
06[21:06] * Demedais nods slightly. "I'll hope so. All things considered, I'd really like this done fast now. The threat is... well." An exhale. "I get to hope that all of you will be able to deal with it." Demedais nods to Pollyanna, before removing his ring and shield and handing them to Pollyanna. "Take these with you. I won't need them."
[21:06] <Kotono> Yene is currently huddling heads with the oozecat, though neither says a word. The oozecat occasionally looks out to glare at Demedais.
[21:07] <Kotono> "The Resorts?" With wide eyes, "Are you usre? What if something happens here?" In a low whisper, "They're devils, you know! I wouldn't put anything past them!
[21:07] <Kotono> "
06[21:07] * Demedais doesn't bother reciprocating the looks, simply glancing over out of the corner of his eye before glancing to Pollyanna. "Then I'll trust in Mechanus' laws and systems to protect me. Trust me. You'll want these."
[21:07] <Kotono> "...okay." Pollyanna takes both, "At least keep my lesser shield?" She passes it over to Demedais, "Just in case."
[21:08] <Demedais> "Thank you." Demedais nods at this. "Lend use of the Resorts to the others if they're going to take a more offensive position. ...damn, I wish I could go back to assist, but my duty is here right now."
[21:09] <Kotono> "You'll be fine," With a game smile, Esyer reaches out. "Knock your foe dead and to whatever hole it crawled out of."
[21:09] <Demedais> "Second verse, same as the first." Demedais mumbles. "I'll explain it later, Esyer."
[21:10] <Kotono> As this happens, a plain woman with intricately braided hair wrapping all over her head and face enters. She wears a spotless gray robe, bowing deep to the Magistrate. "Aid, please hear the words of the petitioner there," Gesturing to the oozecat, "And relay them to us. You'll be doing the same in further hearings regarding him."
[21:11] <Kotono> Clearing her throat, as the oozecat glares at her, "Your Honor, am I not a living being? To deny my rights over another is the pinnacle of self centered chaos. I only request the time I deserve under the laws of Mechanus."
[21:11] <Kotono> roll 1d20+9
06[21:11] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+9 and gets 26." [1d20=17]
[21:11] <Kotono> "Thank you. We're in adjournment until my ruling. Bailffs, please arrainge for transport back to the Prime Material Plane for Pollyanna." A gavel slams down again, the Magistrate standing.
[21:12] <Kotono> Yene stands, going over to Demedais and Esyer. "Nicely argued," He smirks, "You're in prime form today, Esyer."
[21:12] <Kotono> "Spare the words," With his own polite smile, "If you'd excuse us, we have matters to deal with."
06[21:13] * Demedais stands as well, somewhat annoyed at the implication of the oozecat but not letting it show as he nods to Yene slightly, before following Esyer out.
[21:13] <Kotono> "I'll be in touch," With a friendly call, the three head out! Lortimer is waiting outside, "Pollyanna, you're going back to the Prime? I'll escort you."
[21:14] <Kotono> Turning to Demedais, "Careful," Going to hug him tightly, "Dont' let any of the bastards get a drop on you! We'll have good news for when you get home, so make sure you have the same!"
[21:15] <Demedais> "Take care, Pollyanna. And be very careful. It's... Esthan." Demedais says the name in a whisper once sure he's out of earshot of the two devils.
[21:28] <Kotono> Pollyanna nods, takes a breath and smiles, before following Lortimer away. Once that's done, "Let's go have at alk somewhere," Esyer says cheerfully.
[21:29] <Demedais> "Yes. First, I need to apologize to you; wasn't aware that was their lawyer." Demedais grimaces, following Esyer.
[21:31] <Kotono> "Oh, Esyer's not bad. He's very damned good, but he's not bad." Whistling as he walks along, "It tells us something anyway. That damned cat has someone with money trying to bail his ass straight back to Hell. Yene doesn't work cheap."
[21:34] <Kotono> *Yene
[21:35] <Demedais> "Indeed." Demedais nods slightly. "I guessed, based on appearance."
[21:37] <Kotono> Walking down a hallway as they chat, "If his benefactor isn't that serious, but just owes that cat a favor, it'll be good but straightforward. If his benefactor is serious..hm. It's possible they may propose arbitration instead. Boiled down, that's them trying to legally pay you off to drop your claim. So..got anyone you know or love stuck in Hell? Several thousand gold in debt? Need a favor from Baator? They'll offer stuff like that i
[21:38] <Kotono>  gold in debt? Need a favor from Baator? They'll offer stuff like that if they're that serious about it."
[21:40] <Demedais> "... If it weren't Esthan that was the threat down in the Prime Material, I'd consider for information on him. However, I have my duty here, and it's possible Esthan will be defeated before any information becomes relevant. So I can't honestly say I'm inclined to accept."
[21:42] <Kotono> "It's your choice," Leading you to a small room with a few tables and chairs and going to sit, "For what it's worth, the contracts are done under Mechanus law as they're all resolved here. They might try to get you to agree to come to Baator to do a contract. Don't. As long as you aren't that stupid, you should be okay and the contract should ultimately do what you negotiate it to, as long as you have someone triplecheck it."
[21:42] <Kotono> ultimately do what you negotiate it to, as long as you have someone triplecheck it."
[21:43] <Demedais> "Right." Demedais nods. "I confess that I've little interest in going to Baator anyway, so."
[21:44] <Kotono> "I went once. I wish I hadn't. Dis is terrible." With a look of faint queasiness, "For now, all we can do is wait for the ruling then."
[21:44] <Demedais> "And... hm. So how likely, in arbitration, do you think it would be that I could obtain the objective?" Demedais asks at this, before nodding to Esyer.
[21:45] <Kotono> "Zero. Assuming they try to bribe you, they'll want the cat bad enough to do so in the first place. It'll be a matter of getting an offer that's worth the loss." With a little shrug there, "That's all."
06[21:46] * Demedais grimaces. "I confess that's really not an appealing concept. Any route around it, then?"
[21:46] <Kotono> "We don't agree to arbitration. Simple enough." Folding his hands together, "We don't have to go along with it."
[21:47] <Demedais> "Then... that would be preferred." Demedais nods. "Will that be an issue on your end?"
[21:48] <Kotono> "Well, they can't force arbitration. It has to be voluntary by both sides. So no, not really."
[21:49] <Demedais> "Right." Demedais nods, head bowed slightly in thought. "I take it I should speak primarily when offered to by the magistrate, and restrain myself otherwise?"
[21:49] <Kotono> "As a rule, yes. There are times where speaking out may be wise, but-" A stop here, as the door is knocked on. "Hold that thought a moment. Yes?"
06[21:50] * Demedais nods, glancing to the door as well.
[21:51] <Kotono> The door opens, Yene sauntering inside. He fans himself with an ornimental fan laden with jewels, "Ah, it's always too hot in here," he complains, wiping his brow, "I do reckon I'll sit down so we can talk like civilized people." Going to the nearest chair and plopping down on it, his bulk making it shake and quiver beneath him, "Let's talk turkey here, gentlemen."
06[21:52] * Demedais glances to Esyer with an expression as close to amusement as he can get while still looking stone-faced.
[21:53] <Kotono> Hiding a smile with a hand, "So you really don't want me to tell you to go away?" Esyer glares despite it, "Is that desperation I smell already?"
[21:54] <Kotono> "Pfah. Nonsense!" Fanning himself vigorously, a spicy, fiery scent fililng the air, "I just reckon that a more agreeable method to resolving our dispute may be in order. Demedais, has Esyer told you about arbitration yet, or has he been too busy snowing you under about your chances?"
[21:54] <Kotono> or has he been too busy snowing you under about your chances?"
[21:56] <Demedais> "I'm well aware of arbitration, and I'm afraid it holds no interest for me." Demedais shakes his head.
[21:57] <Kotono> "Truly?" Picking up his fanning a few notches, "The being paying my bills would prefer if my client gets back to Baator in one piece. He or she is very willing to dedicate resources to making this happen. How does 100,000 gold coins sound, just as a starting offer?"
[21:58] <Kotono> Whistling, "So which member of the nobility has an interest in an overgrown slime, Yene? Just between us, before you trot out with how he'd prefer to remain anonymous."
[21:58] <Demedais> "No." Demedais says politely, if a bit bluntly.
06[21:59] * Demedais then shuts up, letting Yene and Esyer talk a bit.
[22:01] <Kotono> "I could tell you as part of a settlement," With a cheeky grin to both of them, "But yes, as normal, my benefactor wishes to remain unspoken of. Standard protocol and all that." Waving his fan about, "Souls, magical resources, favors, whatever. Need a wish granted, free of charge or damnation? Need an irritant oh so very dead?"
[22:02] <Kotono> "It's his choice, not mine," Esyer leans back, "I'm on contract anyway." He hooks his arms behind his head, leaning back. "I think that you know your'e going to lose the motion and you're worried that you're going to lose, which will surely make your benefactor put you in shit column for a few thousand years?"
[22:03] <Demedais> "Again, I pass." Demedais shakes his head at this.
[22:04] <Kotono> "Nonsense!" Snorting as he puts his fan dodwn, "Let me tell you about back when I was a little imp. Oh, it was a miserable time! I trawled all corners of creation for souls! But the worst time? I had whispered into his cleric's ear for years and gotten him to forsake Mystra for Mephstopheles! Beautiful work! Some of my best ever! But I get called away for a week and you know what happens? Pure, dumb fucking luck! He runs into a SOLAR.
[22:04] <Kotono> and you know what happens? Pure, dumb fucking luck! He runs into a SOLAR. A fucking solar! All my work goes up in smoke and I end up staying an imp for a few more millenia!" Starting to fan himself again, "Even good work goes sour sometimes, so let's just take out the risk." On hearing what Demedais offers, "Well, you keep that in mind for now."
[22:06] <Kotono> "That story gets more lurid every time you tell ilt. Last time, it was a planetar," Now actually laughing, "You heard him. Don't waste your breath. Also, remind your benefactor that intimidation or other shenanigans get looked on very poorly by magistrates, be it here or on another plane to his friends and family."
[22:07] <Kotono> "I never!" Standing up now, "To think I would sully the laws of great Mechanus in a way that would have me be caught? Absurd!" Stomping off, "Just keep it in mind, Demedais."
[22:08] <Demedais> "So you'd sully them in ways that wouldn't get you caught, Yene? Not the sort of way I'd expect a lawyer to act..." Demedais muses. "Would expect more respect for the law of any place, at least."
[22:09] <Kotono> Yene laughs and grins at Demedais, "Ah, I'm just playing to type. If you excuse me..." With that he steps out of the room, closing the door behind him.
[22:09] <Kotono> "You do that," Going back under control, "Tell your benefactor that he can go suck on an pit fiend's flaming devilhood, too!" Once he's out of the room and the door's closed, "For a devil, he's entertaining enough. At least this trial won't be too boring."
[22:10] <Demedais> "...To be fair to him, it was amusing, yes." Demedais nods. "I wouldn't mind boring if the result was what was desired, but..."
[22:11] <Kotono> "Still, yes. Don't underestimate him. He's won far more cases than he's lost." Sitting back now, "Anyway, to what we were talking about, don't speak up unless it's worth disrupting things and immediatley useful. Doing it too much will also likely irritate the magistrate, who could have you removed from the courtroom."
[22:13] <Demedais> "Understood." Demedais nods. "You know the points I'd likely want to bring up, such as with him speaking for the hellcat - I had no interest in letting that fly."
[22:14] <Kotono> "Good move. Yene can make a baby's burbles sound convincing." Now as he waits, "Hopefully the magistrate won't take forever on ruling. Just go ahead and get comfortable?"
06[22:16] * Demedais rubs his head. "I confess being a bit nerve-wracked, and a bit annoyed on top of it by the hellcat's words. But you're right - worrying about this won't change anything at this point, anyways."
[22:16] <Kotono> "You don't strain a muscle, but these trials tire you out anyway. Tak ea nap if you need one."
[22:17] <Demedais> "I barely sleep." Demedais shakes his head with a slight smile. "I may meditate, though."
[22:18] <Kotono> About four hours pass before there is a knock on the door. Lortimer is there, "Magistrate Xesen is ready to rule. Please follow me."
[22:20] <Demedais> "Very well. Thank you. Pollyanna has been taken back to Balmuria, then?" Demedais nods, standing.
[22:21] <Kotono> "She has," Lortimer leads the two back. Yene and the oozecat have beaten them back. Once everyone is in position, "I'm ready to rule," Magistrate Xesen declares.
06[22:21] * Demedais nods slightly at this, waiting for Xesen's verdict.
[22:24] <Kotono> "The question of time is a difficult one. Both sides have presented pertinent arguments. However, the fundamental fairness of having time to prepare a proper defense is paramount, so that the correct, lawful conclusion can be reached. In light of this fact, I must partially decline the request. However, it is not unreasonable to insist that expediency relative to the mortal lifespan is observed. Therefore, I award one week of time for
[22:25] <Kotono> to the mortal lifespan is observed. Therefore, I award one week of time for preparation and further motions to the defending petitioner. We're adjourned until then." A slamo f his gavel, "Court dismissed."
06[22:26] * Demedais nods slightly at this, appearing unworried about the verdict.
[22:26] <Kotono> "Thank you, Your Honor," standing up, Yene smiles serenely to Demedais and Esyer. Esyer merely inclines his head to the Magistrate, before turning ot Demedais and starting to walk out.
06[22:27] * Demedais nods and follows Esyer out at this.
[22:28] <Kotono> Once outsider, Esyer curses darkly. "Damn. I really thought we were going to win that motion," he mutters, "Looks like we won't be able to full on rush things tyen."
06[22:30] * Demedais shakes his head. "Don't worry about it. Let's focus instead on using the time we've got wisely, then. Since Pollyanna isn't here, I can devote my time to studying the laws on the off-chance it will assist any arguments I will make?"
[22:32] <Kotono> "Right. Let's get to it then?" OOC: You're going to want to hit the book shard for a week?
[22:33] <Demedais> OOC: Pretty much! I don't eat, sleep only for two hours, and have minimal other needs, so I get to devote a lot of time to it!
[22:34] <Kotono> OOC: Make an int check? You have extra time to apply to it, so I'll give you a +3 bonus to the roll.
[22:34] <Demedais> roll 1d20+5 righty-o.
06[22:34] * Hatbot --> "Demedais rolls 1d20+5 righty-o. and gets 24." [1d20=19]
[22:36] <Kotono> Demedais hits the books hard! He reads and reads and reads and reads! Mechanus has more laws than he could hope to learn in a dozen lifetimes! Narrowing it down to relevant things here is like turning the eastern elven mountains into merely the Galkass mountains. Still rugged and high, but a little less overwhelming. By the end of his time studying, his head overflows and burbles with information! OOC: You're being treated as having 1
[22:36] <Kotono> his head overflows and burbles with information! OOC: You're being treated as having 1 rank in profession(lawyer) until you leave Mechanus. You gain a +4 bonus to all diplomacy checks relating to hearings and legal arguments here.
[22:43] <Kotono> The 'morning' of the day the hearing begins again, Esyer meets with you at the Temple of Helm. "Well then. How'd the books go?" He asks, as the two fo you begin to walk towards the court.
[22:45] <Demedais> "I... think it went well." Demedais says hesitantly. "While I'm still not fully versed in the format, I think I can outtalk the cat's form, at least."
[22:47] <Kotono> "Assuming he hasn't taken means to improve or a way to get his message out." As yo uwalk along, "Yene might've had him do something like what you did or set something else up to help."
[22:48] <Demedais> "It's possible, yes. We shall see, I suppose? Hopefully the testing the cat's going through took up some time - unless that got put on hold..."
[22:50] <Kotono> "I haven't heard that, but..." As you walk, "We'll find out?"
[22:51] <Demedais> "We will, I suppose." Demedais nods. "As before, I will follow your lead."

[Corwin]

[19:15] <Kotono> > Demedais hits the books hard! He reads and reads and reads and reads! Mechanus has more laws than he could hope to learn in a dozen lifetimes! Narrowing it down to relevant things here is like turning the eastern elven mountains into merely the Galkass mountains. Still rugged and high, but a little less overwhelming. By the end of his time studying, his head overflows and burbles with information! OOC: You're being treated as having
[19:15] <Kotono> > his head overflows and burbles with information! OOC: You're being treated as having 1 rank in profession(lawyer) until you leave Mechanus. You gain a +4 bonus to all diplomacy checks relating to hearings and legal arguments here.
[19:15] <Kotono> > The 'morning' of the day the hearing begins again, Esyer meets with you at the Temple of Helm. "Well then. How'd the books go?" He asks, as the two fo you begin to walk towards the court.
[19:15] <Kotono> <Demedais> "I... think it went well." Demedais says hesitantly. "While I'm still not fully versed in the format, I think I can outtalk the cat's form, at least."
[19:15] <Kotono> > "Assuming he hasn't taken means to improve or a way to get his message out." As yo uwalk along, "Yene might've had him do something like what you did or set something else up to help."
[19:15] <Kotono> <Demedais> "It's possible, yes. We shall see, I suppose? Hopefully the testing the cat's going through took up some time - unless that got put on hold..."
[19:15] <Kotono> > "I haven't heard that, but..." As you walk, "We'll find out?"
[19:15] <Kotono> <Demedais> "We will, I suppose." Demedais nods. "As before, I will follow your lead."
[19:17] <Kotono> Thus, the two head to court! This time, several white robed clockwork Inevitables sit or stand in the back gallery, watching the proceedings. The oozecat and Yene have beaten you here this time, as things settle in. With a slam of his gavel, "Order! We're coming to order now!" Xesen calls.
06[19:19] * Demedais moves into position, waiting for the proceedings to begin.
[19:20] <Kotono> "We will now hear motions by the defending petitioner," Xesen announces, "Council?"
[19:23] <Kotono> "Ah, thank you, Your Honor," Rising up with a flourish of his wings, before they return into being a cloak around him, "I do declare that I have a goodly bushel of them! If it pleases the court, I would at this time wish to inform the counter-suit that under the Laws of Mechanus, I wish to petition against Demedais for his part in subverting the natural order of the Planes. In this motion, I will that he is the one to be disrupting the
[19:23] <Kotono> In this motion, I will that he is the one to be disrupting the right and lawful order."
[19:24] <Kotono> "How does this relate directly to Caim-Septus?" Xesen asks, while Esyer throws a casual, curious glance back at Demedais.
06[19:24] * Demedais raises one eyebrow at this, refusing to say anything verbally but making it clear that he's pretty much completely clueless as to what Yene's babbling about.
[19:26] <Kotono> "I confess, it is tangential, as the matter in question does not apply directly." Patting his stomach as he looks out to the gallery, "However, his role in this shows guilt and casts doubts on this character and motivations. Your honor, this is not the first time Demedais has had a role in subverting the established order of an aligned outsider. Such a person cannot be allowed to do the same again!"
[19:26] <Kotono>  Such a person cannot be allowed to do the same again!"
[19:28] <Kotono> "Your Honor," Esyer rises, "I object! This is completely irrelevant to the proceedings and nothing more than an attempt by the defending council to muddy the waters and further delay this proceeding!"
[19:29] <Kotono> Slamming his gavel down twice, "Silence, both of you!" Xesen raises his voice, "Petitioner Demedais, rise."
[19:29] <Demedais> The eyebrows level as Demedais catches on to the reference to Alicia, before rising at Xesen's command. "If I may speak regarding this, despite its irrelevancy to the current case, Magistrate?"
[19:30] <Kotono> "You may do so," Magistrate Xesen instructs, "I would like to hear these charges answered."
[19:35] <Demedais> "The incident he speaks of is of an erinyes encountered by my group at one point, who surrendered and asked for redemption from the party's other paladin, Alicia. Firstly, I would like to note this; the erinyes' explicit surrender and request for reformation. Said outsider has remained a paragon of law in this transformation, with the guidance of the other paladin, Alicia. Thusly, the overall strength of order has not be weakened here. Secondly...
03[19:38] * Ebiris (WinNT@user-5445be48.lns2-c13.telh.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #terrorofdunes
[19:40] <Demedais> "There is the very fact that she requested this redemption herself. Imagine the reprecussions if she had come to this conclusion in Baator itself! The very order in Baator would have been upheaved as she struggled and lashed out with these aspects. Indeed, her very presence in Baator would have caused a disruption to the order there; Alicia took it upon herself to ensure that could not act as an agent of upheaval in any plane, ensuring that her de
[19:40] <Demedais> "Alicia took it upon herself to ensure that could not act as an agent of upheaval in any plane, ensuring that her devotion to Law stayed as firm as ever." (More)
[19:46] <Demedais> "Finally, I must confess that my own involvment into ensuring that the erinyes did not cause a disturbance on any micro- or macro-scale of Law was making sure the peace was kept in all regards involving this erinyes. As such, I'm afraid that I do not deserve the thanks that you should give for extracting such a disturbance. I will, however, inform Alicia of them, since that is honestly the only reason I could think that you'd bring this up, Yene..
[19:47] <Kotono> OOC: Make a diplo check? I'll give you another +4 on top of your other +4 since that was really well written out.
[19:47] <Demedais> roll 1d20+26 righty-o
06[19:47] * Hatbot --> "Demedais rolls 1d20+26 righty-o and gets 44." [1d20=18]
03[19:48] * Ebiris is now known as Alicia
[19:50] <Kotono> "Your honor, I be objectin'!" Yene clears his throat now, "Baator has an eternal record of being able to deal with internal dissent with lawful precision! The lawful reign of Asmodeus and the Lords of the Nine stretches endlessly! To suggest that BAator is unable to defend itself against this is downright absurd! "
[19:51] <Kotono> "Your Honor," Esyer stands then, "If I may cut to the heart of this matter? If we use divination to assert that the accursed has maintained a lawful and proper perspective, then it is merely a question of Good vs Evil. Such a quesiton is immaterial to the proceedings of Mechanus!"
[19:51] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25 Yene
06[19:51] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 Yene and gets 38." [1d20=13]
[19:53] <Kotono> With another slam of his gavel, "Enough. Demedais, you describe what has happened in an eminately ordered fashion. While there is some disruption by any such change, it appears that you indeed acted with the best interests of law in order. However, divination would be proper to cut ot the heart of this. Defending Council, if divination says otherwise, your motion may have legs to stand on."
06[19:55] * Demedais nods slightly, stepping back again.
[19:57] <Kotono> WIth a third slam of his gavel, "Baliff, send a request for a diviner to my chambers. We are in recess until this is resolved. I expect it to take four hours."
[19:57] <Kotono> Esyer rises, going over to Demedais. "Really?" He raises an eyebrow, "That bit with the othe rpaladin and erinyes is all true?"
[19:58] <Demedais> "Yeah, but I didn't expect it to at all be brought up." Demedais rubs his head. "Let's talk in another room?"
[20:00] <Kotono> As you do so, Yene saunters over. He offers a hand out, "I feel like I should shake your hand, I reckon. Got a tongue a Brachina would maim herself for, and so does that other paladin. Once this is all said and done, either of you looking for some freelance work? I have plenty of superb uses for such skilled folks."
06[20:02] * Demedais shakes his head. "Pass, thanks. I try to stay out of places where the gut impulse of most would be to turn me into a mindless wretch or lemure, but I appreciate the offer anyway."
[20:06] <Kotono> "Oh no, it's nothing to do with that. Just freelancing." With an aminable smile, "Remember, we can still arbitrate..." With that he wanders off and away.
[20:06] <Kotono> Esyer shakes his head, "I was about ot say. Let's just go and talk once we get somewhere comfortable."
[20:06] <Demedais> "Alright." Demedais shrugs.
[20:10] <Kotono> Going into a quiet meeting room, Esyer sits down heavily. "As I was going to say, it's fairly transparent that he's going to try to force you to arbitrate now. He's not being very subtle, is he?"
[20:10] <Demedais> "No. And... force me to arbitrate?" Demedais raises an eyebrow.
[20:13] <Kotono> "Make it muddy, make you trya nd come to the bargaining table. Hardball." As he settles back into his chair, placing his hands over his face, "The baatezu perspective. Try to politely bully you into quitting. After all, if he can get you in trouble with Mechanus or use the threat to break your nerve?"
06[20:15] * Demedais exhales. "Right. That's... joyous, though Helm help me, I can't think of too much more he can bring against me in any real way."
[20:16] <Kotono> "Yes. But seriously, you got an erinyes to change her stripes?" Raising an eyebrow himself, "Good story?"
[20:17] <Demedais> "Alicia did, yes. I mainly stood by telling her that any attempts at betrayal would not be tolerated. And then she saved me ass." Demedais finishes with a lopsided grin.
[20:19] <Kotono> "I've heard of that happening once or twice, but it's usually angels falling, not the other way around." Starting to grin himself, "Was it worth it, or is she just a typical erinyes working for the other team now?"
[20:21] <Demedais> "Good arguments that she could handily beat me in a fight, for one. I'd call it worth it, but." Demedais shrugs.
[20:22] <Kotono> "Tell me about it while we wait for the Magistrate to finish divining?" Leaning back, "It's a pretty good story, I bet." OOC: Skip along a bit if you like?
[20:22] <Demedais> OOC: Sure.
[20:24] <Kotono> At four hours on the dot, Lortimer escorts you back to court. The Magistrate is back, Yene and the oozecat coming in a little after you. Slamming his gavel down, "Order!"
06[20:24] * Demedais is in position, waiting for confirmation.
[20:25] <Kotono> "I have consulted an oracle on this matter. There is little doubt that the subject Antenora has maintained her lawful mindset in good and in evil. As the quibble between Baator and the Heavnes is immaterial to this case beyond that, I find there no grounds for this motion. The motion is denied." Another slam of his gavel, "Are ther eany others, council?"
[20:32] <Kotono> "I certainly do, Your Honor." Yene rises, stretching before sauntering about the court. "I move for a change of venue. This matter is fundamentally a matter of Baator and should be decided by Baatorian justice. They can assess the state of my client the best of all the realms above and below. Such expertise should not be squandered in making an assessment, Your Honor."
06[20:33] * Demedais raises one eyebrow again.
[20:34] <Kotono> "Your Honor," Standing now with a weary sigh, "Be that as it may, I contend that Mechanus is more than suited to handle such disputes. This is a thinly veiled attempt to get the oozecat back to Baator and circumvent the entire point of the proceedings!"
[20:37] <Kotono> "In that case, I would like to call expert witnesses to testify on this matter," Yene says with booming generousity.
06[20:39] * Demedais restrains the impulse to comment, simply eyeing Yene and Esyer with the slight impulse to speak up on this.
[20:39] <Kotono> Esyer looks to Demedais and nods, "Your Honor, I believe my client wishes to address the proceedings now."
[20:40] <Kotono> "Very well," Magistrate Xesen agrees. "Speak."
06[20:45] * Demedais nods slightly, standing and nodding to the court. "Your Honor, I cannot but question what help bringing expert witnesses in will do for these proceedings. The matter is a simple one; the defendant is currently under Mechanus' purview and thus governed by Mechanus law. Furthermore, if anything this is also an impartial venue for the case, rather than Baator which would be favorably inclined, or, if I wished to contend the same, Arcadia, whe
[20:45] <Demedais> "... or, if I wished to contend the same, Arcadia, where it would be infavorably inclined toward the defendant. Thusly, this is the fairest possible venue to hold the proceedings in."
[20:54] <Kotono> OOC: Make diplo again? Sorry, was dealing with combat
[20:54] <Kotono> .
[20:54] <Demedais> OOC: No +4 for argument here, correct? Just the innate +4?
[20:54] <Demedais> roll 1d20+22
06[20:54] * Hatbot --> "Demedais rolls 1d20+22 and gets 38." [1d20=16]
[20:57] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25
06[20:57] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 and gets 33." [1d20=8]
[20:57] <Kotono> "Agreed," Slamming his gavel down, "I see no need for this motion. Mechanus is the final arbiter of law and order. Motion denied."
06[21:00] * Demedais moves back to his former position.
[21:00] <Kotono> "Your Honor," Esyer rises, "In light of this, I motion that we begin the hearing immediately. Further motions are surely as irrelevant as this one. Due process and haste must be observed!"
[21:12] <Kotono> "Your Honor!" rising up himself, "That is preposterous! Council is trying to rush us ahead!" Yene glowers, "To deprive us of our needed time is an absurdity!"
06[21:14] * Demedais lets Esyer handle this one, personally of the opinion that they've gotten all the time they needed.
[21:29] <Kotono> "Now then," Starting to reply, "To continue to delay is meaningless. Is not Mechanus' justice eternal? Is not it's lawsw perfect? What good will further time due? You speak as if it is possible that the laws of Mechanus are mutable and falliable! I appeal to you, Your Honor! Let the ineffable, perfect rules of Mechanus be appiled without delay!"
06[21:36] * Demedais waits for the ruling at this, still not sure what sort of time Yene could need for anything other than frustration.
[21:41] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25
06[21:41] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 and gets 35." [1d20=10]
[21:41] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25 Yene
06[21:41] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 Yene and gets 34." [1d20=9]
[21:41] <Kotono> "So agreed. Let this hearing begin!" Slamming the gavel down, "Council," With a look to Esyer, "Begin."
06[21:47] * Demedais nods to Esyer, confident in his own lawyer to handle this, for the most part.
[21:48] <Kotono> "Thank you." Esyer rises, "Now then. The simpliest claim is the best. This abomination!" A point right at the oozecat, "Is an unlawful, gross alteration to the form of the Hellcat. The results of the testing will bear this out! This abomination must be purged of it's taint so that the perfect order of Mechanus and Baator is maintained!"
[21:51] <Kotono> "Thank you." With this Esyer sits, "Rebuttal to the point, Council," The magistrate instructs.
[21:54] <Kotono> "I reckon I will!" Puffing his chest out as he rises, "The simple point here, unlike my opposing council reckons, is that my client deserves not to be punished for what he is! His very essence is lawful! Are not changes acceptable! Are not Erinyes acceptable to change at the hands of the opposing petitioner and friends? My client's very same change has been handled likewise, with orderly precision and a maintaining of his lawful center
[21:54] <Kotono>  with orderly precision and a maintaining of his lawful center! Your Honor, if you accept the basic tenet that the conversion of the erinyes is lawful, then you must rule this conversion is lawful as well and reject this petition!"
[21:56] <Kotono> Yene whirls to the gallery, "Are we all not lawful here? Are we all not perfected creatures who reject chaos and embrace order? To exclude order from order is to regress to random chaos! We cannot pick and parcel which order is acceptable and which is to be purged! We must embrace all order!"
[21:57] <Kotono> "Very well," The Magistrate nods slightly, "Do you wish to rebut that statement, Counselor?"
06[21:58] * Demedais glances to Esyer at this, content to let him rebut it with what he told him of the creation of the oozecat, as well as the notes. There doesn't yet seem to be a pressing need to speak up directly, so.
[21:59] <Kotono> As Yene goes to plop down on his heavy chair, Esyer rises. He leans against the table, head bowed. "Your Honor, it's something like this. Celestia and Baator bicker endlessly, but both hold law sacred. Yet both of them lack the purity of law that Mechanus holds. To compare them to those," He gestures to the gallery, "Is like comparing the morning's first feeble light to the radiant noon's sunrays!" (More)
[21:59] <Kotono> light to the radiant noon's sunrays!" (More)
[22:03] <Kotono> "Even in light of that, the creation of this creature was a heresy!" Pointing again to the oozecat, "Your Honor, I submit the information on it's creation to you." He goes to the table, getting a few papers. "Created in heresy, forbidden. What right doe ssuch a creature have? Petition those of the ultimate law, of the Eternal Vigilant or of Kelemvor, judge of the dead! They will tell you the same thing!"
[22:03] <Kotono>  They will tell you the same thing!"
[22:04] <Kotono> "Thank you." Taking the notes and looking over them for a time....
[22:04] <Kotono> roll 1d20+25 Yene
06[22:04] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+25 Yene and gets 29." [1d20=4]
[22:05] <Kotono> roll 1d20+29 (+4 from notes) Esyer
06[22:05] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+29 (+4 from notes) Esyer and gets 30." [1d20=1]
[22:07] <Kotono> After a few moments, "I've heard enough," Xesen announces, "I find this petition to be lawful and proper. The petition is approved." He slams his gavel, "Baliffs, take it away!" He points at the oozecat! At once, five golden armored baliffs are moving towards the oozecat! Yene quickly steps away, reaching over to pat the oozecat on the back. "Rotten luck, kid," he says lightly. "Better luck back in Baator."
[22:07] <Kotono> "Rotten luck, kid," he says lightly. "Better luck back in Baator."
06[22:07] * Demedais nods slightly at this, glad the entire thing's over. Mostly.
[22:09] <Kotono> The oozecat hisses, but the Baliffs are quick! They surround him, then all six are gone! As Esyer grins and takes Demedais's hand in his own, shaking it, "Ah, I declare, well done," Yene nods to both, "I couldn't catch a stroke of fortune."
06[22:13] * Demedais also shakes Esyer's hand, before nodding to Yene. "Perhaps."
[22:14] <Kotono> "Still, I'm not a sore loser." Chuckling so that his belly shakes like jelly, "I'll treat both of you to drinks on me."
06[22:15] * Demedais glances to Esyer, not inclined to get stuck alone with Yene out of personal disinterest.
[22:17] <Kotono> Esyer shrugs. "I've done it a time or two and I still have my soul. Up to you."
[22:18] <Demedais> "Wasn't my concern, there. Sure."
[22:21] <Kotono> The three of you are taken out. Under the starry sky you go to a building in the perfect shape of a pentagram. Here beautiful erinyes stand aside as you enter, wearing leather armor. You head into a comfortable lounge, chairs of leather so soft and firm that it must cost a fortune. A crackling fire burns in a fireplace, music sounding from nowhere and everywhere, soft and soothing. A beautiful erinyes-like creature wears tight black ro
[22:23] <Kotono>  soft and soothing. A beautiful erinyes-like creature wears tight black robes, bringing drinks around. Rich paintings hang about, scenes of the various lawful planes displayed. Yene sits into a deeply stuffed chair, putting his feet up before raising his glass. "Make yourself comfortable. That's a helluva performance - pun intended - you put on, son." Sipping his drink, "So I did some homework on your case. That erinyes bit, that's rea
[22:23] <Kotono> "So I did some homework on your case. That erinyes bit, that's really true? All my reports seem to think so."
06[22:24] * Demedais sits at the edge of his chair, loosely cautious and wondering why in Arcadia he bothered to agree other than politeness. "So you went with that without even confirming it? Huh."
[22:27] <Kotono> "No time." With a shrug, "My resources in your world are almost non existant. I had to try and buy up the information third and fourth hand. Shitty way to do business." The erinyes brings drinks to Demedais and Esyer as well, who sits and sips. "Anyway, were you curious who put up the money to save that freak of a bezekira?"
[22:29] <Demedais> "Slightly, though it's more likely than not I won't know the name and thus it'll be useless." Demedais shrugs.
[22:29] <Kotono> "Probably. It was a fourth party underling that couldn't tell you who was behind it anyway," Shrugging, "He didn't even find all the loopholes in the contract I gave him. Oh, there was money behind it, but it got delegated down the chain, too."
[22:30] <Kotono> Taking a deeper sip, as the server goes to sit on his lap and curl up onto his chest, "It's typical devil politics. I'm not sure who in that chain is going to be demoted for it, but they can deal with it themselves. I get paid either way."
06[22:31] * Demedais shrugs. "Sounds about right, all things considered. You've pretty much taken up permanent residence here as a litigator, then?"
[22:33] <Kotono> "Yes. I've been here..." Ticking off on his fingers, then using the fingers of his lap buddy, "About four thousand years now. Give or take a century."
[22:34] <Demedais> "Ah." Demedais falls silent at this for a bit, letting Esyer or Yene initiate the next part.
[22:36] <Kotono> "Now then," Draining down his drink, "I'll be honest with you. I don't really give two shits about Baator's agenda. I get left alone because I'm rich and very well connected in Mechanus. They can't touch me." He leans forward with a smile full of gold, "Even pulled one off on ol' Scax and got away with it. So really, I'm not looking to take your soul or damn you to Baator. Leave that to the rest of Hell. You see, I could use a contact
[22:36] <Kotono> Leave that to the rest of Hell. You see, I could use a contact on your world. You'll be handsomely compensated for it, of course."
[22:40] <Demedais> "I will be honest in return; I have... issues... dealing with devils at this point. This is more a matter of those that arrived in your world. This being said..." Demedais muses. "I may very well have someone else come to talk to you about that; I'll see how they feel on the issue. She's more the type to make business deals, anyway, so you'd probably find that deal more sastifactory."
[22:44] <Kotono> "Ah, excellent." Nodding to that, "Direct them onto me and I'll see what we can work out."
[22:45] <Demedais> "There will only be one issue with that, something I hope to address before I depart back home. Other than that, I'll pass the message on and see what can be done from there." Demedais nods.

[Corwin]

[18:45] <Kotono> OOC: What did you have left to wish to accomplish in MEchansu?
[18:46] <Demedais> OOC: Consult Esyer one more time regarding what to do with Seira's position and how to arrange a political agreement between Mechanus and the Baronies.
[18:48] <Kotono> The next morning, Esyer meets with Demedais at the temple. With his feet up, "So now that the case is over...you said you had a friend in trouble with Mechaus?"
[18:48] <Kotono> *Mechanus
[18:50] <Demedais> "I believe so, yes. She had a kolyarut after her for excessive oathbreaking, though at least one of said oaths was made under great duress." Demedais nods. "And while not lawful in the sense of Mechanus, she does repay her debts and is loyal to friends. She's requested that I assist her in reconciliation; I wanted to know how to approach this, and what her options likely are."
[18:51] <Kotono> "When you get an Inevitable after you, it means you've violated the laws to the point that Mechanus wishes to remove you to protect them. " Esyer steeples his fingers together, "She could get council to represent her and try and resolve the charges here in Mechanus."
[18:54] <Demedais> "There... is one other issue." Demedais says reluctantly. "I believe that the Inevitable pursuing her was being influenced by another force that wanted to see Seira removed from the picture. The Inevitable... took prisoners in an attempt to extort Seira into surrendering."
[19:01] <Kotono> "Hmmm." Now leaning back, "That throws a wrench into things. It doesn't mitigate the initial problem, but it does complicate it. This isn't my area of expertise, but if Mechanus was in error with it's punishment, it may help slightly for leinency."
06[19:03] * Demedais nods. "Alright. Do you feel you could aid in this? It isn't a matter regarding the Temple of Helm, so I will cover the costs for it myself."
[19:06] <Kotono> "I can, but what she'll want is a specialist in that field. I could do alright in it, but someone who specialized in Inevitable affairs would be better. Have her send a message and I can have a representative meet her to help her find good council without stepping foot into Mechanus. You don't need to cover the cost: She's the client, unless you want to pay for her anyway."
06[19:09] * Demedais nods. "Alright. That'd be best, then, yes." A pause, then, "I suppose I have two other matters before I head back, one business and one political. Firstly, where would I go to have a diplomat sent to the Baronies to establish treaties with the government there?"
[19:11] <Kotono> "The Planar Affairs Office. Once you hack through the red tape, you'll get a represenative sent. If you want, I can set that in motion for you. It's not hard, just time consuming to do all the needed work."
[19:12] <Demedais> "If you're willing, I would be grateful for that." Demedais nods. "Then, only one other matter remains. Is there a large shop that sells arcane scrolls here, or a store that might have a scroll of Teleportation Circle?"
[19:16] <Kotono> "Yes, there's some markets. To buy upper levle magic like that you need a permit; anything above the fourth circle is regulated." With a faintly amused look, "I can get you one if you want. I'll have to give to you outside of Mechanus, though, for legal reasons."
[19:18] <Demedais> "...heh. I really don't want you to feel like an errand boy, here." Demedais rubs his head in embarrassment. "But thanks, it's greatly appreciated." Taking out the pouch containing the remainder of the government funds, Demedais hands it over to Esyer. "This should cover most, if not all of it. I'll pick up any remaining fees on it. Thanks again."
[19:19] <Kotono> OOC: How much is that?
[19:19] <Demedais> OOC: 5000 gold.
[19:20] <Kotono> OOC: It does, with 175 GP to spare.
[19:21] <Demedais> OOC: Alright.
[19:23] <Kotono> Later that day, Demedais is at rest. He feels a strange compulsion overtaking him. A desire to meditate and pray, coming from deep within him.
06[19:23] * Demedais nods slightly and goes back to the Temple of Helm, praying at the altar there to resolve this compulsion.
[19:25] <Kotono> Demedais silps into a trance, the world of law and gears fading to disinterest. He feels removed, far away, with a deep serenity welling from within him. He feels the cool, clammy touch of mist on his arms and legs, like a living thing.
06[19:27] * Demedais lets the mist take him, focusing solely on the feeling to meditate and pray.
[19:30] <Kotono> You stand within the deep mists. You stand on the sharp, crystalline floors. Ahead of you, floating in the misty ether, is Uatu. An older, vigilant man in full armor stands for you, extending a gauntlet clad hand out. "Blessed be you taken here by the will of Helm."
06[19:32] * Demedais stands at this, unsurprised at the results of this as he accepts the hand. "Blessed be the guardians of this place and of Uatu, under Helm's evervigilance."
[19:33] <Kotono> "Well met." The hands are clasped together, a faint rattle of steel lost in the mists all around you. "Helm has taken you here today for a sacred duty."
[19:34] <Demedais> "I am willing to perform his will as it is assigned to me." Demedais says calmly.
[19:35] <Kotono> "The will of Helm has been made manifest to me. In His wisdom he has granted you clarity beyond the mortal mind, able to divine and see what lies ahead. In your wisdom, you have chosen to explore and follow this path."
06[19:37] * Demedais nods to this. "I have undergone study to train myself to accept His messages and visions as they have been directed to me. What task does He wish me to perform with what He has granted me?"
[19:38] <Kotono> "Uatu waits ahead. It is a being that understands little but sees all. By the will of Helm, when you lay your hands on it, you will see all. For you, the vessel shall be Uatu, and the gift shall be prophecy."
06[19:41] * Demedais is admittedly a bit surprised by this, but maintains his expression. "I understand. Then, by Helm's will, I shall perform this duty." With that, he removes his gauntlets, mind clearing itself in preparation for this.
[19:43] <Kotono> "For a time, you shall stay here in prophecy. Your loved ones are safe under the watchful gaze of Helm." As the man steps aside, crystalline steps begin to rise out of the mist, forming a path to Uatu, ending a few feet from  him. "When you are ready, go forward."
06[19:45] * Demedais nods silently, inhaling once before advancing to Uatu and reverently raising his hands up to the being of prophecy.
[19:47] <Kotono> Each step forward leaves everything behind but mist. Ahead, Uatu floats in the air. It glows every so faintly, a cloak of mist over it's body. As you get closer, you can see images dancing in the corners of your eyes. Images of exalted heights and infernal pits, of perfect order and absolute chaos. You can see the fury of the elemental quadruple, clashing into frenzied borders. You can see images of the world, of Balmuria, of Pallanth,
[19:47] <Kotono> clashing into frenzied borders. You can see images of the world, of Balmuria, of Pallanth, of the Desert, of Kesse, of so much more as you step close to Uatu.
06[19:49] * Demedais slowly lets his eyes follow the images as he continues to advance, slowly moving his hands through the cloak of mist to touch Uatu once he reaches him. "Helm..."
[19:51] <Kotono> Stop. Demedais simply stops, as images flow into him. His senses dim as he sees everything...so much, by Helm...everything...