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Started by Anastasia, February 05, 2015, 12:26:44 AM

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Merc

<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Merc

Quote from: Anastasia on February 25, 2015, 11:51:17 PM
For dead PCs and dead NPCs of note. While none of you died in session 1, I suspect it's only a matter of time with that showing.
We're going to have NPCs?!? o_o
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

Quote from: Merc on February 26, 2015, 12:14:29 AM
Quote from: Anastasia on February 25, 2015, 11:51:17 PM
For dead PCs and dead NPCs of note. While none of you died in session 1, I suspect it's only a matter of time with that showing.
We're going to have NPCs?!? o_o

You never know.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Anastasia

Number of sessions so far: 2
Has Anders hit negative hit points each session: Yes.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

You forget the best part! He's hitting negative points on a polynomial curve! Next session he'll hit it three times, just you watch!
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Yuthirin

[19:34] <Serith> 5, 6, 5, 3, 6 = 17
[19:34] <Serith> 6, 5, 5, 3, 5 = 16
[19:34] <Serith> 2, 3, 4, 5, 1 = 12
[19:34] <Serith> 6, 3, 6, 5, 1 = 17
[19:34] <Serith> 1, 4, 6, 2, 1 = 12
[19:34] <Serith> 4, 6, 2, 1, 1 = 12
[19:34] <Serith> Anders's Scores: 17, 17, 16, 12, 12, 12

yay for rerolls
Also, HEY LOOK YUTH'S FIRST CHARACTER DIED. THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Never let it be said that the slaad overlord isn't considerate. After an honest death, he makes sure to choose someone else with a little more kick. Roll 1d100 and post the result here, Yuth.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

[19:41] <Serith> Anders roll for Serith < 97 >12 [d100=97]
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Congratulations! One of your ancestors got a little too close to a dragon. You get the draconic creature template (Races of the Dragon) as a bonus template. You don't need to pay the level adjustment for it.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Merc

<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Yuthirin

What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Excellent. Any ideas on a new PC, Yuth?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?