When the world goes boom (Calleigh)

[Yuthirin]

"You're gonna hide in the cloud!? This is Ysgard! There's no hiding here! You're a valkyrie! You're supposed to lead by example!" Calleigh shouts, turning her voice on the nearby(ish?) soldiers. "ARE YOU GONNA FOLLOW SOMEONE WHO HIDES IN CLOUDS AND RUNS AWAY FROM A SWORDFIGHT!?"

[14:11] <Kobot> Lobsterfinn rolled 1d20+33 for Diplomacy since this is not really a Bluff --> [ 1d20=11 ]{44}

Also 12 damage to Ms. Scaredy-Pantz.

While Calleigh is yelling at the armies fighting each other, the cloud containing the valkyrie rises up above her, slapping her around a bit before revealing her to those below.

Moving the shambler with my brain. Also taking a 1 to use a move action to refocus psionically, since I can't fail when not in melee.

A flash and a whistle from on high, and six blooms of distorted sound batter the valkyrie in an attempt to remind her that the sky isn't exactly safe either.

Energy Barrage, Twinned (sonic)
PP Cost: 21
Expending Psionic Focus
DC 27 Reflex to halve. Per text, save for each explosion individually.

[14:22] <Kobot> Lobsterfinn rolled 6#6d6 -->
[ 6d6=22 ]{22}
[ 6d6=17 ]{17}
[ 6d6=16 ]{16}
[ 6d6=21 ]{21}
[ 6d6=17 ]{17}
[ 6d6=24 ]{24}

[Anastasia]

> roll 1d20+20 ref
> roll 1d20+20 ref
> roll 1d20+20 ref
> roll 1d20+20 ref
> roll 1d20+20 ref
> roll 1d20+20 ref
<Kobot> Ko-SagetorisAquarium rolled 1d20+20 ref --> [ 1d20=12 ]{32}
<Kobot> Ko-SagetorisAquarium rolled 1d20+20 ref --> [ 1d20=9 ]{29}
<Kobot> Ko-SagetorisAquarium rolled 1d20+20 ref --> [ 1d20=15 ]{35}
<Kobot> Ko-SagetorisAquarium rolled 1d20+20 ref --> [ 1d20=13 ]{33}
<Kobot> Ko-SagetorisAquarium rolled 1d20+20 ref --> [ 1d20=4 ]{24}
<Kobot> Ko-SagetorisAquarium rolled 1d20+20 ref --> [ 1d20=3 ]{23}

"You impudent little courre, it's called strateg-" The valkyre shouts down, before blast after blast rocks her. Already wounded, she can do naught but plummet to the ground. She hits with a bone-cracking crunch, lying on the ground and bleeding out. Victory!

Free act.

[Yuthirin]

Calleigh resumes her physical form, dusting herself off as wounds close. She pokes her crystal stick, prodding at a crack rent in the otherwise smooth surface. "...gonna need another of these." She flutters over to Dana, mist trailing behind her. "You good?"

[Anastasia]

The victorious soldiers watched the entire battle, now gawking at it all. Dana struts on over, "Yeah, I'm fine. Dumb bitch put on airs, thought she was something." Turning aside and spitting out more blood, "You're pretty fucking good with that mind shit, though."

[Yuthirin]

Calleigh smiles brightly. "We get by. What's next?"

[Anastasia]

"This." Dana promptly goes over to the slain valkyrie, who has dissolved into light. She picks up her bloody chestplate and hurls it over at the soldiers, "Hey, you worthless fucking cock sheathes! Tell that bitch next time we show up, she'd best bend over, since we're going to ram our fucking foot long Aurora cock up her ass and call it recruitment!"

[Yuthirin]

Calleigh stares at Dana in open wonderment. "Do you take time to just come up with this stuff, or is it natural?"

[Anastasia]

"I took motherfucking diction lessons because I'm a princess," Dana snorts, spitting out a touch more blood. The soldiers just stare in absolute shock at Dana's display, "Let's find Hanna and get back to Aurora. I've seen enough."

[Yuthirin]

Calleigh waves cheerily at the assembled warriors. "Bye soldier-men! You're adorable! Have fun murdering each other!"

[Anastasia]

Anything else to do in Ysgard or ready to return?

[Yuthirin]

Nope!

Nothing to do because Merc is a poopyface

[Anastasia]

The group returns to Aurora. Hanna goes off once you're back, leaving you with just Dana. "Anyway," she says, "I'll tell them that you know your ass from a hole in the ground. Elena, get them a room or something."

Elena promptly appears as Dana leaves. "Hi," she says, "You want a room? I understand it'll need to be a big room?"

[Yuthirin]

Calleigh's expression takes on a strange mixture of gobsmacked and confused. "A...room? You're giving us a room? I mean, we've just been staying on the streets in Brightwater most of the time. You're giving us a ROOM? A whole room? Like, a place with four walls and a roof? Wow, it's been ages since someone actually OFFERED us a room. Usually we have to con som-er, CONVINCE someone to get a room. We're loud. And bright. And colorful! And nobody really appreciates good art anymore! And you wanna give us a room! Oh gosh no we don't need a big one. I'm a courre and Tryll is...Tryll. He takes up literally no space. Wow! A room! Neat! Do you have painting supplies? Are we allowed to paint?"

[Anastasia]

"You can do whatever you like in your room," Elena laughs lightly, "It's yours as long as you're here. It's fine."

[Yuthirin]

Calleigh begins zipping around Elena's head in rapid circles, jubilantly singing off-key. "We're gonna get our own roooooooom!"