Outtakes

[Dracos]

These are fun, as tDaT showed, so startin' it up early!

Dracos

[Halbarad]

KILLCOUNT++!

Oh wait, I'm the white mage...

[Anastasia]

HARM4 those motherfuckin' undeads, girl!

Get a double kill count for wiping out the twice slain! Save us the troulbe of getting paralysed twenty times in a battle!

[Dracos]

In an alternative universe...

<Patricia> I swing at the imp on the Alex!
<imp> *dodge*
<Alex> That...does not...go there.

Dracos

[Halbarad]

<Patricia> You like taking naps?
<Alex> Uh huh.
<Patricia> Well sure, I can help you out with that. *swings hammer*
<Patricia> It'd probably be easier with a Sleep spell, but I didn't study that kind of magic. *walks off*

[Dracos]

<Patricia> I have come to save the princess.
<Guard> Okay.  We'll let you by.

And so began the tale of the lone white mage, legendary hero who struck fear in the hearts of the four fiends!

Dracos

[Carthrat]

<Craig> Quick! Imps! Run!
<Luciano!> Crap! Kobolds! Backup!
<Helena> Um...
<Salvius> Uh...

[Olvelsper]

Ah, but there's a differece, fairest of Rats. The imps are in a giant FLAMING FOREST OF DOOM!

[Carthrat]

Yeah, so? The background can't hurt us in an FF game! O_O

[Olvelsper]

Guard> So then, what's your group name?
Helena> ...
Alex> . . .
Patricia> Um...the Light Warriors?
Craig> NO! I've got it! The...ORBITEERS!
* Everyone turns to look at him in confusion.
Craig> I've even got the theme song and opening animation!

* Let our powers combine!

Alex> Earth!
Helena> Fire!
Craig> Wind!
Patricia> Water!

* An explosion of multicolored lights fill the air, forming into a muscled guy in  a typical super hero styled suit which has a color themed based on the planet.

Man> By your powers combined, I am Captain Order!
Orbiteers> Go Order!

*Chorus kicks in.

Chorus> Captain Order, you're a hero, gonna knock Chaos down. He's our powers magnified, and he's fighting on the hero's side~

*Chorus abruptly cuts off as reality resumes command.

Craig> So, how was it?

*Craig is chased out of the country by an angry mob!

[Carthrat]

<Helena> "GREASE1!"

<->

<Alex> o/"Light warriors, happened so fast!o/"
<Patrica> o/"Light warriors, havin' a blast!o/"
<Alex> o/"Met a girl, crazy for me!o/"
<Patrica> o/"Met a boy, cute as can be!o/"
<Both> o/"Light Warriors, on a journey uh-oh, those Light Warrior Quests!o/'

<Craig/Helena> o/"A-well-a-well-a-well-ao/"
<Craig> o/"Tell me more, tell me more, should we take a shortcut?o/"
<Helena> o/"Tell me more, tell me more, do we get to not suck?o/"

<Alex> o/"She hired me, hit me with a hammer.o/"
<Patrica> o/"He fought for me, so I pasted him good.o/"
<Alex> o/"I saved her life, I nearly died.o/"
<Patrica> o/"Cast Cure1, and fixed up all his wounds!o/"

<Craig/Helena> o/"A-well-a-well-a-well-ao/"
<Craig> o/"Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?o/"
<Helena> o/"Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?o/"