Haiku Guess Who Part Deux!

[Liddo-kun]

Out of sheer boredom,
And in Lufio's honor,
I resurrect this!

Go!  Make a Haiku!
I challenge you fools to try!
Show me some skills, knaves!

I don't expect much.
I'll even keep it simple.
To be nice, of course.

Not that I lack skills.
Because lord knows that's not it.
Mercy.  Yeah, that's it.

Moving right along....
The Haiku, down below here,
Are from anime.

Take a guess, okay?
Write your own, if you feel like.
Get it?  Got it?  Good?

Just give it a shot.
Even if you suck it's fine.
Ready, steady, go!

Haiku #1
++++++++++++
I'm half-man, half-beast...
But a doctor nonetheless!
Wah!  Please don't eat me!

Haiku #2
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A bloodied past mine,
During a time of turmoil.
My crossed face shows it.

Haiku #3
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Beautiful, graceful...
No artwork is safe from me!
With my pin... "Checkmate!"

Haiku #4
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To be on that Stage!
I'd give almost anything....
Except to you, Fool.

Haiku #5
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Music was my life!
Now?  Boring job, little pay...
Save the galaxy?

Haiku for Merc.  A special one just for him.  ^_^
++++++++++++
I'm angsty as heck...
I sulk and am arrogant...
But I have my EYES!!

[Dracos]

Haiku the second,
Sees kenshin in soul and form.
None other could it be.

Dracos

[Halbarad]

Haiku #4:

Sora gives her all;
To perform is her life's dream.
And Fool's? Ogling her.

[Brian]

Haiku #5

 He was legend once:
"Wielder of the flying V!"
 Remember Oji.

[Edward]

Okay, I still have no idea what #4 & #5 are.

[KLSymph]

It's 1 for One Piece;
I'd make a bad reindeer pie.
Chopper is my name.
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Hmmm... my haiku are still as lame as always, I see.

[Liddo-kun]

Haiku the second,
Sees kenshin in soul and form.
None other could it be.

You are correct, sir.
But your last line, there be six.
Be wary, poet!

Sora gives her all;
To perform is her life's dream.
And Fool's? Ogling her.

You are right as well.
Perhaps these are too easy?
Fool's right though - nice "view".

He was legend once:
"Wielder of the flying V!"
Remember Oji.

You get bonus points.
I thought none would get this one.
Sharp you prove to be.

Okay, I still have no idea what #4 & #5 are.

In simple terms, Ed:
The fourth is "Kaleido Star",
Fifth - "Kacho Oji".

**Woo!  That was in Haiku form as well, I'm so proud of myself!  ^_^

It's 1 for One Piece;
I'd make a bad reindeer pie.
Chopper is my name.

Hmmm... my haiku are still as lame as always, I see.

Bad as you may think,
Correct you still are, my friend.
Pies to the victors!

And comrade poet,
Quality is subjective.
It's all opinion.

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Now we wait for Merc...
Lazy bum, get off your rear!
You know the answer!

While we wait for him,
How about some more, from others?
All join in the fun!

[Liddo-kun]

Woah, hold everything!
Is the third Haiku that hard?
I thought all were solved....

Shoujo fans should know!
Think carefully, it's easy!
No Google, cheaters.

^_^

[Brian]

I thought about this one a while -- I've seen two eps, the fifth and the sixth, so this is purely a guess:

No mere thief I,
Justice guides my nightly work!
Kamikaze Joan!

It would be my luck,
That the spelling goes 'Jean', though.
Cursed translation.

But Master Liddo,
this contest just looks unfair.
Liddo's haiku next:

A hero from Earth,
strength and might beyond compare!
...when I am sober.

[Liddo-kun]

No mere thief I,
Justice guides my nightly work!
Kamikaze Joan!

It would be my luck,
That the spelling goes 'Jean', though.
Cursed translation.

Short by one, line one,
Is your poetic retort.
Be that as it may....

Correct once again.
You are two for two, Brian.
For that, a cookie.

Only two eps watched?
I applaud your skill, great one.
You may be too much.

But Master Liddo,
this contest just looks unfair.
Liddo's haiku next:

A hero from Earth,
strength and might beyond compare!
...when I am sober.

Who said life was fair?
I'm simply here to show off!
My plush skills, that is.

>_>

<_<

Challenge accepted!
Let's give this thing a look-see....
Huh.  It seems easy.

Perhaps too easy?
Or is it supposed to be?
Thiking too much now....

A hero from Earth....
Mighty... only when sober...
It's Masamichi!

Drunk mountain climber,
Of El-Hazard fame, he be!
At least I think so.

^_^

[Liddo-kun]

Haiku #6
++++++++++++
Dumb luck leadership,
Wacky crew under command,
And alien love.

Haiku #7
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I was a weakling,
But glove and ring changed all that!
Fear my uppercut!

Haiku #8
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Why don't they listen?
Don't they read the stupid signs?!
Up for a cursed bath?

Haiku #9
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Healing my forte,
But gambling, a close second!
Wha?  I lost again?

Haiku #10
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A man of the fist,
I wear seven reminders,
That a touch can kill.

[Kwokinator]

Such easy haikus,
You must be losing your touch,
O Plushified One.

Haiku number seven,
World champion in progress.
He's Makunouchi!

Haiku number eight,
Is of course, Jusenkyou Guide.
He set Ranma up.

Haiku number ten,
User of Hokuto no Ken,
He is Kenshiro.

Now some of my own, inspired by a certain plushie's haiku: ^_^

Haiku #1:

Faster than your eyes,
I counter with deadly force.
Ippo's going down!

Haiku #2:

Rocky's my nickname,
I was once the champion,
But I was dethroned.

Haiku #3:

Gentle in nature,
A doctor and a boxer,
He's a prodigy.

Haiku #4:

How dare you beat me,
Then go and date my sister!
I will ruin your date.

Haiku #5:

Genius I am,
But ladies are more my thing.
I'm still World Champ though.

Crappy haiku, but easy to guess ^_^

[Brian]

Master Liddo's guess?
(That's, Masamichi-sensei)
Is spot on!  Winner!

Too easy you say?
Perhaps this is true.  But then....
Liddo's the master!

Haiku #6
Dumb luck leadership,
Wacky crew under command,
And alien love.

O' roving gallant,
and master most tactical!
'Ware the roving eye.

Played with an empress!
(Or was it: she toyed with him?)
Poor Azalyn-chan.

Both in love and war,
there is no greater victor,
than Captain Tylor.


But 'ware, good master,
the game is not yet over!
I offer then, this:

I am a rebel.
Fast ride, good high, and the fight.
Clowns go down tonight.

I take a corner,
it's easy; this I can't take:
my friend is a beast.

Inevitable,
In the end, it comes to this.
But why, Tetsuo?


And for those last three,
You can get five points extra!
Per clue not needed.

[Edward]

Okay, I still have no idea what #4 & #5 are.

In simple terms, Ed:
The fourth is "Kaleido Star",
Fifth - "Kacho Oji".

Okay, I still have no idea what #4 & 5 are.  >_<

When we answer you
Do we have to use haiku?
I am not the best.

[Edward]

I am a rebel.
Fast ride, good high, and the fight.
Clowns go down tonight.

I take a corner,
it's easy; this I can't take:
my friend is a beast.

Inevitable,
In the end, it comes to this.
But why, Tetsuo?

Apocalyptic
Searching for his former friend
He is Kaneda