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Brian

October 17, 2004, 10:15:51 AM
As the newly self-appointed Soul-Riders Head of Security, it is my duty to warn all SR and #void citizens of a potential impending attack upon us.  We are prepared to counterattack with ff.net fanfiction and Mike Rhea.

Find out more here: [Potential Attack!]


Edit: The views expressed by this post in no way represent the viewpoint of the poster, SR management, or anyone else easy to not like for whatever reason.  It's in leagalese, so you're not allowed to hate me because I dissavow responsibility for my own actions!
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Dracos

#1
October 17, 2004, 10:28:17 AM
This is horrible.  This could mean the end of civilization as we know it.  The destructive terrorist power this represents can will even damage Gates' winter home.

Everyone, you must begin building your bomb shelters again.  Remember to stock up on important preservables like fruits, grains, flour, slabs of meat, vegatables, lard, cheese-stix, and video games.  And remember your portable generator and gasoline.  They'll be needed in the months to come.

Additionally, I suggest the purchase of a shotgun, because this level of nuclear warfare has a bad tendancy of waking the dead.  And if movies have taught me anything, it's that no weapon can beat a shotgun in it's natural opposition against the forces of unlife.  Buy a shotgun, pass on the brain buffet.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Zenthor

#2
October 17, 2004, 02:09:34 PM
I always knew this day would come.  I kept warning people that he was bad and would easily turn on us, but no, nobody believed me.  Nobody came to live in my bomb shelter complex deep within the mountains.  Everyone though I was just some creepy pervert who wanted to lure young men and women deep into the mountains, but now they all know I'm right.

Today is a bittersweet victory for all of us who have bomb shelters deep in the mountains filled with rope, duct tape, and lubrication.
iato: *hugs Super* Lala.
redffea: Its that exciting Super?
Supaaielman: *Explodes*

metroid composite

#3
October 19, 2004, 10:33:40 PM
Dang, this is making me want to move to Canada.

...

Oh wait...I already live in Canada.

*skips off* lalalalala....
ats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. Based on these axioms, a cat with peanut butter toast strapped to its back will therefore hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision.

Dracos

#4
October 19, 2004, 11:06:07 PM
You are next.

When we have been converted into a machine people not all unlike the borg, we shall naturally proceed to assimilate the least inferior of our neighboring country-states first.  This is undoubtedly canada.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

metroid composite

#5
October 20, 2004, 03:28:19 AM
Quote from: "Dracos"When we have been converted into a machine people not all unlike the borg, we shall naturally proceed to assimilate the least inferior of our neighboring country-states first.  This is undoubtedly canada.
Are you absolutely positive?  I mean Mexico probably has more militia than Canada has army, and they almost certainly have more firearms.  ...Though, if you were declaring Canada superior based on the amount of anime we watch, then yes: yes we are.
ats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. Based on these axioms, a cat with peanut butter toast strapped to its back will therefore hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision.

Ragnar

#6
October 20, 2004, 08:54:57 AM
Yes, but if he attacks Mexico, then Dick Cheney's gardener will probably defect.
-Ragnar
"BUT THOU MUST!"

DannyCat|somewhere: Watch out, Huitzil. Encredible froce is being swang here.

Celisasu

#7
October 20, 2004, 07:33:57 PM
What?  Cheney has a foreign gardner?  How dare he not hire Grade A Made In America workers!  His gardner could be a secret spy for an evil terrorist organization.  One that's plotting to eat American babies!

Dracos

#8
October 20, 2004, 11:13:04 PM
He does not plot.  He eats them for lunch.  He's a monster.  And I'm not speaking metaphorically.

As a wise man once said...

A Shoggoth on the Roof!  How do they stay up there?  I can sum that up in one word.  Tentacles!

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Celisasu

#9
October 21, 2004, 09:20:29 PM
Quote from: "Dracos"He does not plot.  He eats them for lunch.  He's a monster.  And I'm not speaking metaphorically.

As a wise man once said...

A Shoggoth on the Roof!  How do they stay up there?  I can sum that up in one word.  Tentacles!

Dracos

I deny the status of tentacles as a form of monster.  They're sweet innocent individuals such as you and I who have been horribly maligned by the Japanese anime industry.  Poor things.  I mean look at these pictures.  Do they look like horrifying monsters?






They're gamers!  Just like you and I!  


And speaking of gaming....I need to bribe an artist into making a version of my tentacle sigs where they're playing Warhammer or D&D.

Dracos

#10
October 21, 2004, 10:33:19 PM
That was awesome.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Jeram

#11
October 21, 2004, 10:43:35 PM
Holy Gazunga Spit! Who created those fine pictures??

But in other news...  I pray for the souls who vote for Kerry, for Cheney surely intends to devour all that is good and pure in this world.   But on the other hand, he's a pretty decent debator.

So I have mixed feelings on the whole issue.

-J
t takes a mighty pen to write fanfiction.

-Jeram
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