There's not enough bitching

[Brian]

Okay, guys, this should make you feel better:

The first fanfic of any sort I ever read (discounting the Star Was franchise) ... was DnR.  Daisekei no Ranma -- Ranma goes to college.  As the very first fic I ever read, I thought it was _brilliant_.

Then I read other stuff, a few years later, and tried to remember ... what ... was good about that fic?

[Yuthirin]

It wasn't that it was really good, it was just that...there wasn't as much out there, so...wait. Why did I read it?

[thepanda]

It wasn't that it was really good, it was just that...there wasn't as much out there, so...wait. Why did I read it?

If you're like me you stumbled upon an awesome lemon series for the first time, the computer crashed, and you ended up there while trying to find that site again.

[Anastasia]

It's like when the house is empty 'cept for a box of Corn Flakes. So you grab the box and start munching. A few hours pass and you realize you've eaten the entire damn box!  You don't even really like Corn Flakes, you'd rather have a pizza or something. But it's all you had handyl.

[Yuthirin]

On a related note, I want Red Baron pizza, but I don't have any, and I don't want to go to the store to buy it because I'm cheap.

[thepanda]

It's like when the house is empty 'cept for a box of Corn Flakes. So you grab the box and start munching. A few hours pass and you realize you've eaten the entire damn box!  You don't even really like Corn Flakes, you'd rather have a pizza or something. But it's all you had handyl.

But how would you explain Jim Bader?

[Yuthirin]

But how would you explain Jim Bader?

Large amounts of whiskey.

[Anastasia]

No, that's when you have a 24 case of Natty Ice at home and nothing else.

[Yuthirin]

Good god, I wouldn't drink that stuff if I was dying of thirst.

[Anastasia]

That's Jim Bader for you, ladies and gentlemen.

[thepanda]

I don't drink so am I to assume Natty Ice tastes like it sounds?

[Brian]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Natty+Ice&defid=932049

Turns out it's slang, not a brand.

[thepanda]

Oh. I learn something new every day.

[Yuthirin]

Natty Ice, or Natural Ice, is a sub-sub-sub premium beer. You can pick up a case of it for under $3 in some places.

[Anastasia]

It's for college students. That really says it all.