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Arakawa

#3375
June 30, 2014, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: Yulia on June 30, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
So I'm not familiar with Transformers at all. What's so bad about this movie?

When I want to contemplate the badness of Transformers, my mind jumps to that one scene in the first movie where the conversation jumps to the topic of masturbation for absolutely no reason, and then that cures me of wanting to contemplate the badness of Transformers.
That the dead tree with its scattered fruit, a thousand times may live....

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Man was made for Joy & Woe / And when this we rightly know / Thro the World we safely go / Joy & Woe are woven fine / A Clothing for the soul divine / Under every grief & pine / Runs a joy with silken twine
(from Wm. Blake)

Anastasia

#3376
June 30, 2014, 08:55:57 PM
That makes it sound like a bad teen comedy. I suspect that doesn't mesh with transforming robots.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Arakawa

#3377
June 30, 2014, 09:27:12 PM
Quote from: Anastasia on June 30, 2014, 08:55:57 PM
That makes it sound like a bad teen comedy. I suspect that doesn't mesh with transforming robots.

I've heard reviewers observing that the transforming robots have testicles. I wouldn't know, because to me it was all a mass of unparseable CGI gibberish on the screen, but I would not be surprised.

It's like if you went into the world depicted on Idiocracy and that was what was playing on the screens in lieu of an action blockbuster.
That the dead tree with its scattered fruit, a thousand times may live....

---

Man was made for Joy & Woe / And when this we rightly know / Thro the World we safely go / Joy & Woe are woven fine / A Clothing for the soul divine / Under every grief & pine / Runs a joy with silken twine
(from Wm. Blake)

Anastasia

#3378
June 30, 2014, 09:31:39 PM
This suddenly reminds me of Batman and Robin, and not in a good way.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ergoemos

#3379
June 30, 2014, 09:41:01 PM
All I remember of the transformers movie was when the silent robot decided to spill oil out of a valve set in its crotch all over the comedy relief villain.

Watching Transformers for me is like watching that scene again and again, forever.
Battle not with stupid, lest ye become stupid, and if you gaze into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.
-R. K. Milholland

Anastasia

#3380
June 30, 2014, 09:41:51 PM
...yep. That's...a thing.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

#3381
June 30, 2014, 09:53:48 PM
Don't forget tweedle dee and tweedle dum the redneck transformer twins...
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

#3382
June 30, 2014, 09:56:06 PM
That sounds positively charming*.

*No, not really.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

KLSymph

#3383
June 30, 2014, 10:49:03 PM
I watched the new Transformers movie in IMAX 3-D, and it was fun.

Rukatin

#3384
July 02, 2014, 10:26:31 AM
Watched The Conjuring. Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but SIX demons haunting a family. Point being, I didn't get any sleep last night.
I'm going to need your signature for the metric ton of whoop-ass you're about to receive.

"A 'Cult'? Such disrespect for other people's beliefs."
"You enslave minds!"
"And I believe that's okay."

Anastasia

#3385
July 02, 2014, 10:38:45 AM
At least you'll sleep good tonight?

That's a pretty tiny silver lining, though.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Rukatin

#3386
July 02, 2014, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Anastasia on July 02, 2014, 10:38:45 AM
At least you'll sleep good tonight?

That's a pretty tiny silver lining, though.

The solution was sporadic naps throughout the day.
I'm going to need your signature for the metric ton of whoop-ass you're about to receive.

"A 'Cult'? Such disrespect for other people's beliefs."
"You enslave minds!"
"And I believe that's okay."

Yuthirin

#3387
July 02, 2014, 06:46:41 PM
Everything about Jamie Lee Curtis freaks me out on a fundamental level.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Arakawa

#3388
July 03, 2014, 08:45:09 PM
I look into FFML, and there is a fic by Fox.

Felix the Cat demonstrates proper response:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK6Ub6Zn-lM
That the dead tree with its scattered fruit, a thousand times may live....

---

Man was made for Joy & Woe / And when this we rightly know / Thro the World we safely go / Joy & Woe are woven fine / A Clothing for the soul divine / Under every grief & pine / Runs a joy with silken twine
(from Wm. Blake)

Anastasia

#3389
July 04, 2014, 12:04:57 AM
The AC was broken at work. It was in the 90s with a heat index of well over 100. I work in a warehouse moving and stocking big ticket items like appliances and furniture.

* Anastasia whimpers.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?
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