There's not enough bitching

[Anastasia]

Heh. I don't eat red meat 'cept for ground hamburger so it's not big. Giving that up would suck hard. We'll see how it goes in a month. Hope this stupid pill does it's job! <_<

[Brian]

Good luck. :3

Also, Sunshine and Kittens!

[Anastasia]

Oi.

So I when I get to work a few days ago my boss and my supervisor ask to talk to me in their office. So I ignore the raging 'oh fuck' vibe and brace, right? It's probably just some silly bullshit since this job is about 99% bullshit. Well, past the disgusting work and horrific pay, anyway!

Turns out I'm wrong. It's never fun hearing that your bosses aren't happy with your work performance, doubly so when you're already working your ass off. Just ugh.

[Ragnar]

There are ants in my laptop.
;_;

[Brian]

Oh, geez ... how did that happen?

And last night I get a call from someone at the head office asking what I'm doing at work; they've got security cameras on us, and all three of us were just goofing off and sitting down.  I was massively sleep deprived and just had a dizzy spell where I was seeing spots.  And then it turns out that this is a prank phone call from an off-duty co-worker....

Guh.

[Anastasia]

Homicide.

I'd kill the sonuvabitch, but I have no tolerance for those sort of pranks. <_<

[Dracos]

same.

Laptopkeyboardbroken.

spacekeydead.

Veryannoyed.

[Anastasia]

I'm sorry to say that your reply made me fall over laughing, Drac. G'luck!

[Zenthor]

Oh, geez ... how did that happen?

And last night I get a call from someone at the head office asking what I'm doing at work; they've got security cameras on us, and all three of us were just goofing off and sitting down.  I was massively sleep deprived and just had a dizzy spell where I was seeing spots.  And then it turns out that this is a prank phone call from an off-duty co-worker....

Guh.

That sounds like something I'd do.

[Brian]

The timing was really bad, though.  I was so stressed out ... and then three off-duty co-workers pop in the front door laughing their asses off.  It was a year ago to the day my best friend and roommate died, we managed to miss his memorial (I don't have a car), I hadn't slept in just over 40 hours....

I almost had a breakdown when I found out it was a joke.  If I'd been on top as far as sleep and well rested, I think I woulda seen through it.  As it was?

I almost cried. -_-

Well, at least all three of the co-workers felt really bad about playing with me like that.  And they all gave me hugs afterwards.  One of them gave me a candy bar, in the hopes that sugar would keep me from passing out.

The thing of it all is, I utterly loathe prank phone calls.  I used to work in a call center....

[StormDragon]

My parakeets escaped when the stupid cage fell over and broke. Now I'm all worried about them. We have the cage outside with food and water where they can see it, but they still haven't come yet.

T.T

[Bjorn]

My parakeets escaped when the stupid cage fell over and broke. Now I'm all worried about them. We have the cage outside with food and water where they can see it, but they still haven't come yet.

I read this at first as "my parents escaped".  It seemed an odd thing to be complaining about.

[Brian]

My parakeets escaped when the stupid cage fell over and broke.

Oooh....  Well, not sure what else to say except: Good luck with that? :/

[Anastasia]

Ugh. Am I the only one that hates those Doomsday specials that are ran every so often? Y'know, the ones that list the way the WORLD CAN END and how nastily it'll go. It's nothing but fear mongering.

[Dracos]

No,-but-speaking-as-if-everyone-was-me..
You-might-be-the-only-one-that-watches-them!

Dracos
Down-with-tv!--Up-with...something-that-isn't-tv!