Vermin Infestation

[Rezantis]

As some of you may have noticed, 'Cute Kitsune Kayde' appeared on the memberlist for a brief period of time earlier today.  Many of you are aware of 'Fox', as he is often known, and may have been somewhat disturbed to see this.

There Is No Cause For Alarm!

The administration responded to this minor emergency with admirable swiftness and decisiveness, and in short order not only was Fox removed, but any sign of the presence of this vermin were quickly and efficiently excised.  Even now, the technical support crew is sweeping the area and tightening our perimeter defences so that we do not have a recurrence of such an unfortunate event.

Those who are worried, I would say to you now:  The administration does not tolerate Fox, and the administration will never tolerate Fox.  Please return to your daily routines, citizens, safe in the knowledge that the Administration is here to take care of you.  Thank you, and enjoy the remainder of your day.