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Nuke the Crap Outta Europe

Started by Rezantis, August 11, 2002, 04:21:04 AM

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RangerShade

Bulgeria, I choose you...to DIE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

CyMage

I never liked Greek salad... Bye, bye!
He's history...play with fire and you get burned."-Magus

And then the mage drew his two handed sword.  "Shit! We're screwed!"

Nerem


RangerShade

*laughs at poor Nerem and C-Rat*

"Death makes Spain his nuclear BIATCH!!!"
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

CyMage

Well, going for second now.

*Drops a big firecracker on Portugal.*
He's history...play with fire and you get burned."-Magus

And then the mage drew his two handed sword.  "Shit! We're screwed!"

Rezantis

Nerem vanished off the face of the Earth, but he said this:

* NeremWorld randomly drops a nuke on a non-nuked part of Europe.

Therefore, I decided that the random non-nuked part of Europe would be Iceland!

Not that anybody cares about that piddly little place, but BOOM!
Hangin' out backstage, waiting for the show.

RangerShade

"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

CyMage

*Tosses one at Finland then ducks behind a mountain.*
He's history...play with fire and you get burned."-Magus

And then the mage drew his two handed sword.  "Shit! We're screwed!"

Rezantis

Random generation for Nerem determines Norway!

---BOOM---
Hangin' out backstage, waiting for the show.

RangerShade

*Razes Sweden to the radiation soaked ground*
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

CyMage

He's history...play with fire and you get burned."-Magus

And then the mage drew his two handed sword.  "Shit! We're screwed!"

RangerShade

*Savoring the last nuke*


Luxembourg...you are the weakest atomic link! Byebye!!!
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

Rezantis

And because I forgot about it, Cy gets Denmark.  :)

Final results:

First: Shade!

10 Countries Destroyed:

Ukraine, Russia, Netherlands, Belgium, Bulgaria, Romania, Spain, Bosnia-Herzetcetera, Sweden, Luxembourg

For a grand total of 304.9 milllion dead; 30.49 million per country!  Go Shade!

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Second: Cymage!

10 Countries Destroyed:  

Germany, France, Croatia, Yugoslavia, Greece, Macedonia, Portugal, Finland, Albania, Denmark

For a grand total of 192.0 million points; 19.2 million per country.

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Third: Carthrat!

13 Countries Destroyed:  

Italy, Switzerland, Slovakia, Austria, Czech Republic, Hungary, United Kingdom, Ireland, Moldova, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Iceland

For a grand total of 171.4 million points; 13.2 million per country.  Which just goes to show that Rat doesn't have a clue how to pick them.


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Fourth: Nerem!

Who sucks.  :)

5 Countries Destroyed:  

Poland, Belarus, Kaliningrad, Norway, Slovenia

For a grand total of 56.4 million points; 11.28 million per country.  If you've got that many nukes, it takes a rare talent to only kill such a piddly amount.

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Anyway, folks, that was our random carnage for the night.  Tune in next time, when we NUKE THE CRAP OUT OF THE UNITED STATES; complete with bonus points for nailing Fox and assorted Soulriders members!
Hangin' out backstage, waiting for the show.