Nuke the Crap out of the United States!

[Rezantis]

Same rules as the last game of Nuke The Crap.



Order of play is Shade, CyMage, Carthrat.  May the farce be with you all.

Bonus objectives
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Merc
Calendar
Olorin
Dracos
Olguin
Dragomir Studios
Ataru
Onigiri

One million points for each of these peeps you wipe out.  No, you don't get to know where beforehand.

Oh, and 10 million points for Fox.  :D

Alright, lets' get to it.

[Rezantis]

Current Scorecard:
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Montana: DEAD
Idaho: DEAD
Wyoming: DEAD
North Dakota: DEAD
South Dakota: DEAD
Nevada: DEAD
Oregon: DEAD
Washington: DEAD (Rat scores 1 million points for annihilating Olorin.  Cheers!)
Nebraska: DEAD
Iowa: DEAD
Minnesota: DEAD (CyMage wipes out Dragomir Studios and picks up the bonus points!)
Wisconsin: DEAD
Utah: DEAD
Arizona: DEAD (Rat drops one on Olg!)
California: DEAD (And Shade takes Ataru!)
Illinois: DEAD
Michigan: DEAD (Cy lets rip on Onigiri!)
Colorado: DEAD
Indiana: DEAD
Kentucky: DEAD
Missouri: DEAD
Ohio: DEAD (Shade drops one on Calendar...)
West Virginia: DEAD
Virginia: DEAD (Cy's got a present for you, Draccie-chan... and Drac is worth 2 mil, cause he's EVIL)
Tennessee: DEAD
Pennsylvania: DEAD
North Carolina: DEAD
Maryland: DEAD
Delaware: DEAD
New Jersey: DEAD
New York: DEAD
Vermont: DEAD
Massachussetts: DEAD
Connecticutt: DEAD
South Carolina: DEAD
Georgia: 2
New Hampshire: DEAD
Rhode Island: DEAD
Kansas: DEAD
Oklahoma: DEAD
New Mexico: 2
Arkansas: DEAD
Maine: 1
Mississippi: DEAD
Louisiana: DEAD (And Carthrat nails Fox, for a 10 million bonus!)
Alabama: 1
Texas: DEAD (And the last of our bonuses, Merc, goes to Shade.  Hey man, nice shot!)

Scores:
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Shade: 115.3 million (South Dakota, Wyoming, California, Illinois, Ohio, New York, Massachussetts, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, 3 million bonus)
CyMage: 60.7 million (Idaho, Montana, Minnesota, North Dakota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Missouri, Nebraska, 4 million bonus)
Carthrat: 82.2 million (Washington, Nevada, Oregon, Utah, Arizona, Kentucky, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Deleware, New Jersey, Maryland, Rhode Island, Connecticutt, New Hampshire, Vermont, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, 12 million bonus)

[Rezantis]

For Reference!

The United States of America
(by population)
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  0.5 m   Wyoming          
  0.6 m   Alaska            
  0.6 m   North Dakota      
  0.6 m   Vermont          
  0.7 m   South Dakota      
  0.8 m   Delaware          
  0.9 m   Montana          
  1.0 m   Rhode Island      
  1.2 m   Hawaii            
  1.2 m   New Hampshire    
  1.3 m   Idaho            
  1.3 m   Maine            
  1.7 m   Nebraska          
  1.7 m   New Mexico        
  1.8 m   Nevada            
  1.8 m   West Virginia    
  2.1 m   Utah              
  2.6 m   Arkansas          
  2.7 m   Kansas            
  2.8 m   Mississippi      
  2.9 m   Iowa              
  3.3 m   Connecticut      
  3.3 m   Oregon            
  3.4 m   Oklahoma          
  3.9 m   South Carolina    
  4.0 m   Kentucky          
  4.1 m   Colorado          
  4.4 m   Alabama          
  4.4 m   Louisiana        
  4.8 m   Arizona          
  4.8 m   Minnesota        
  5.3 m   Wisconsin        
  5.5 m   Missouri          
  5.5 m   Tennessee        
  5.7 m   Maryland          
  5.8 m   Washington        
  5.9 m   Indiana          
  6.2 m   Massachusetts    
  6.9 m   Virginia          
  7.7 m   North Carolina    
  7.8 m   Georgia          
  8.1 m   New Jersey        
  9.9 m   Michigan          
 11.3 m   Ohio              
 12.0 m   Pennsylvania      
 12.1 m   Illinois          
 15.1 m   Florida          
 18.2 m   New York          
 20.0 m   Texas            
 33.1 m   California        

[RangerShade]

Montana home of the mountain men...and the dead...all dead!!! Ahahahahaha!!!

[CyMage]

*Makes a whole state of glowing potatoes.*

Idaho!

[Carthrat]

Ahahahahaha! *nukes the Whitehouse*

[RangerShade]

*Nails South Dakota*

Bastards!

[CyMage]

Here, got a present for ya, Minnesota.

[Carthrat]

I'm nuking Nevada... because I've Neva hada chance before! Ahahahaha!

*is Smitten for the bad pun*

[RangerShade]

Be my California girl...cause the rest of it is glowing green!

[CyMage]

Winsconsin, catch!

[Carthrat]

Utah! Bang-bang kapowie!

[RangerShade]

Illinois ...I don't like you and I have more nukes then you.

[CyMage]

*Drops nuclear mines all over Michigan.*

[Carthrat]

Kentucky! Ahahahahaha!