Deleted Scenes

[Bjorn]

(To the tune of "Eye of the Tiger")
o/~ Risin' up, back on the street
   Did my time, took my chances
   Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
   Just a man and his will to survive

   So many times, it was over too fast
   You change your passion for boredom
   Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
   You must fight just to keep them alive

   It's the start of the game, it's the dream of Ex. P
   Risin' up to the challenge of the GM
   And the eager player now makes up his P.C.
   And he's watchin' the boards for the start of the game o/~

Deleted Scenes. You know the routine.

[Bjorn]

From Brian:

Where have all good PCs gone
And where are all the GMs?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To roll the rising odds?

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery sheet?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what he'll beat

I need HERO
I'm holding out for a rulebook til the end of the night
It's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be big
And it's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need HERO...

[Bjorn]

<Rezantis> You're going to want to reinforce the fourth wall before we start this.
<Bjorn> Hm?
<Rezantis> Probably concrete buttresses.
<Bjorn> This maaaay be the case.
<Bjorn> Perhaps I should note that any and all LotR references will be met with "rocks fall everyone dies."
<Rezantis> But our characters will have actually read Lord of the Rings.
<Bjorn> ...
<Bjorn> BLARGH! DEFEATED BY LOGIC!

[Brian]

<@Bjorn> Brian's intro session won't be any longer than yours was.
<Rez> So noted.
<@Brian> <@Bjorn> You know what?  A SWAT armored spider grabs you and stuffs you into the trunk of a car on your way home.
<@Brian> <Brian> But--
<@Brian> <@Bjorn> You wake up with the rest of the party.
<@Bjorn> ... That's better than what I had planned.

[Halbarad]

12:51 <@Bjorn> "A cryptographer," she says thoughtfully.  "Would you call them heroes?"
12:51  * Brian is actually somewhat taken aback by the question. "Well.... You know, that's a good question. I think.... Definately in the end, though it's not always clear until they get there."
12:53 <@Bjorn> "But what about their own perspective," she pursues.  "Do they see themselves as heroes?  Do they see an opportunity put before them, and seize on it?  Or are they dragged into affairs, against their own wishes?"
12:54 <@Brian> "They got stuffed in a car trunk by a SWAT armored spider."

[Bjorn]

Following Nathan's intro session:

[18:40] Bjorn: Next!
[18:41] Rez: Please note: My first action after this session
[18:41] Rez: And I want this noted down
[18:41] Rez: The moment time resumes
[18:41] Rez: I am going to voice a profanity.
[18:41] Rez: *nod*
[18:42] Rez: Just noting.

[Brian]

<@Brian> Aw, man!  My Starfleet Academy shirt got ELF on it!

[Halbarad]

14:58  * Halbarad is an Adept!
14:58 < Rez> Have done so!
14:58 <@Halbarad> Brian is a Pansy?
14:58  * Brian <_<s.
14:58 < Rez> He totally is.
14:58 <+Brian> Shut up.  I have a healing spell.
14:59 <+Brian> ;_;
14:59 < Rez> FRIEND.
14:59 < Rez> BUDDY
14:59 < Rez> PAL!
14:59 <@Halbarad> I love you, man.

[Bjorn]

[22:25] Bjorn: <Brian> You're all prone to ignoring me...
[22:26] Halbarad: I'm not!
[22:26] Brian: <Halbarad> Well, you got Elf on you.
[22:27] Brian: <Brian> Fine!  Be that way!  I'm gonna join the Fae!
[22:27] Brian: <Fae> Go away, filthy Fae-melting half-thing.
[22:27] Brian: <Brian> ;.;

[Bjorn]

[22:45] Bjorn: I assume, btw, you're using clairaudience in this as well.
[22:46] Brian: Of course.
[22:46] Bjorn: Brian has managed to show off all but two of his powers so far.
[22:46] Bjorn: You guys have managed to prove you know less languages than him.
[22:46] Bjorn: Go go Team Elf.

[Halbarad]

This is too awesome not to post.



I AM READY TO GAME. I have my CHARACTER SHEET on my PHONE.

[Brian]

<@Halbarad> Hatbot, could you fill in for Rez?
<+Hatbot> Without a doubt, Halbarad.
<@Halbarad> Right on!
<@Halbarad> Hatbot: brace and shoot or dive for cover?
<+Hatbot> I'll pick dive for cover, Halbarad.
<@Halbarad> He's a natural.

[Bjorn]

<Halbarad> Okay, now I think *I* must be drunk.
<Bjorn> Eh?
<Halbarad> Due to the music I'm listening to, I suddently have a picture of Rez and his armor being obliterated out of nowhere by a large katamari.

[Halbarad]

[20:46] <Rez> REquesting an AM check on the topic of: Water.
[20:46] <Rez> >.>
[20:47] <@Bjorn> ...
[20:47] <@Bjorn> Okay, go ahead.
[20:47] <@Halbarad> <Bjorn> "It's wet."
[20:48] <@Halbarad> <Bjorn> "You think Sir Viking might have drunk some once or twice, but you're not sure."

[Bjorn]

Bjorn: I was going to try and slaughter you today.
Bjorn: But without Nathan to assist you, I am afeared I would succeed.
• Bjorn ponders.
Bjorn: I could send Dee to assist you!
Brian: Fuck you.
Brian: Sorry.
Brian: Knee-jerk reaction.