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Attempt 1, floor 1: First try! Good luck! Don't die too fast

Started by Anastasia, July 28, 2006, 10:20:05 AM

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Anastasia

Ow.

Hector is ripped apart! Corwin's bardiche is too accurate and too powerful, turning the kobold leader into bloody chunks of cheap flesh! As the kobolds cry out in anger and despair, Aesop slips into position!

Go Aesop.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Dracos

Aesop frowned as his plan was RUINED, RUINED by the paladin.  Bah.  No matter, the clever halfling quickly chose another target and drawing two daggers, flung them hard into soft points in it's back.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Corwin

"An-GER!" Corwin roars, waving his drenched weapon, Hector's blood running down its shaft and dripping onto the ground as it it is shaken violently in the air. "Puny! Flee! Die!"
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Dracos

[11:03] <Dracos> roll 1d20 dagger one backstab?
[11:03] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d20 dagger one backstab? and gets 12." [1d20=12]
[11:03] <Dracos> roll 1d20 dagger two?
[11:03] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d20 dagger two? and gets 10." [1d20=10]
OOC: Hits  AC -1, 1
.
[11:09] <Dracos> roll 1d4 backstab
[11:09] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d4 backstab and gets 1." [1d4=1]
[11:09] <Dracos> 2 damage there
[11:09] <Dracos> roll 1d4 do something!
[11:09] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d4 do something! and gets 3." [1d4=3]
[11:09] <Dracos> 3 damage there
[11:09] <Dracos> 5 damage total
Well, Goodbye.

Anastasia

Ow -3. Still ow.

Aesop darts from teh shadows of the huts, into the battlefield! One of the dagger wielding kobolds is impaled in the back, falling over into a bloody mess! While he twitches a bit, that last blow is enough to end it's miserable life! So the battle rages on, the kobolds shaking thier heads.

"This home! We never stop defending it!" So they cry bravely, yet even as they begin to show open fear!

Initiative.

Recap: Tsch is in the door, Corwin and Aesop are in the melee. Hector and one of the dagger kobolds are dead, so four meleers are left.  One of the slingshotters is held, and the other 5 are operational. 7 rounds left on bless.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Casting Cure Light wounds on the Paladin. [01:27] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d10+5 healtschaener and gets 6." [1d10=1]
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Dracos

[11:12] <Dracos> roll 1d10-1 for DAGGERS
[11:13] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d10-1 for DAGGERS and gets 1." [1d10=2]
[11:13] <Dracos> roll 1d100 versus 90 hide
[11:13] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d100 versus 90 hide and gets 8." [1d100=8]
[11:13] <Corwin> Wow, lame as ever
[11:13] <Dracos> roll 1d100 versus 90 move silent
[11:13] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d100 versus 90 move silent and gets 6." [1d100=6]
[11:13] <Dracos>wow
[11:13] <@Kotono> I'm calling this +40%, but you slayed both of 'em. Post that with the noted mod, too.
Well, Goodbye.

Corwin

Corwin wipes at his bleeding cheek with the back of his hand, succeeding in smearing the bloood all over it, and then grips his mighty weapon with both hands, his eyes seeking out new targets to slay, devoid of intelligence!

And he goes at 19, how lame.
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d10 meleebolds and gets 6." [1d10=6]
> roll 1d10 slingbolds
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d10 slingbolds and gets 4." [1d10=4]

So Aesop>Tsch>Meleebolds>Slingshotters>Corwin. Go Aesop.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Dracos

Aesop looks about and flings two more at the most aware seeming kobold visible.  Especially if said is turning around.
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

[11:18] <Dracos> roll 1d20 sneak attack
[11:18] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d20 sneak attack and gets 10." [1d20=10]
[11:18] <Dracos> roll 1d20 sneak attack
[11:18] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d20 sneak attack and gets 9." [1d20=9]
[11:18] <Dracos> Same mods as last time?
[11:18] <Dracos> if so hits AC 1, AC 2.
[11:18] <@Kotono> Two hits. Roll damage and post all that.
[11:18] <Dracos> roll 1d4 DAGGER
[11:19] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d4 DAGGER and gets 3." [1d4=3]
[11:19] <Dracos> roll 1d4 DAGGER
[11:19] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d4 DAGGER and gets 3." [1d4=3]
[11:19] <Dracos> 6 damage!  DUN DUN DUN!
Well, Goodbye.

Anastasia

One of the dagger kobolds turns, only to get twin daggers in it's back! A lethal stabbing, sending him to the floor and to the abyss that awaits it's filthy soul!

Go Tsch.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

* Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d8 healing and gets 6." [1d8=6]
"Your wounds aren't really there! They're foul illusions of evil creatures!" shouts Tschaener, touching a blue-glowing hand to Corwin's ravaged body!

"See, you pathetic creatures! There's no point attacking us!" he crows.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

Corwin is at 15/16 HP.

The kobold stare in muted terror, but they aren't done! "N-no! Our home! OUrs! Bullies not take it!" So they cry, the three remaining ones upright attacking - one on Tsch and two on Corwin!

> roll 1d20 Tsch
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20 Tsch and gets 10." [1d20=10]
> roll 1d20 corwin
> roll 1d20 corwin
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20 corwin and gets 11." [1d20=11]
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20 corwin and gets 13." [1d20=13]

Corwin takes one hit.

* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d4 and gets 2." [1d4=2]


So they try another foolished, afraid charge! Corwin takes a grazing wound across his arm, sprinking out his renewed lifeblood! Meanwhile, the slingshot kobolds cry out, pointing! "There!" One says, voice quaking, as three stones are launched at Aesop, and one at the other two, respectively.

* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20 slingshot Aesop and gets 9." [1d20=9]
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20 slingshot Aesop and gets 15." [1d20=15]
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20 slingshot Aesop and gets 19." [1d20=19]
> roll 1d20 slingshot Tsch
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20 slingshot Tsch and gets 19." [1d20=19]
> roll 1d20 slingshot Corwin
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20 slingshot Corwin and gets 10." [1d20=10]

Aesop is hit once, as is Tsch.

* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d4 Aesop and gets 4." [1d4=4]
> roll 1d4 Tsch
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d4 Tsch and gets 4." [1d4=4]

Ow. Corwin is at 13/16 HP, Tsch at 15/19 and Aesop is at 11/15. Go, Corwin.


A stone gets Aesop right in the back of the head, a small rivulet of blood coming from a nasty crack there! Another stone gets Tsch right in the stomach, a crunch of ribs lightly seasoned with breaks!
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

"Dur! AvaLON!" serves as Corwin's battlecry as he brings the massive polearm above his head, and brings it down ontop of the kobold who managed to wound him again, using all of his rage to power the blow!

[18:32] <Corwin> roll 1d20+2
[18:32] * Hatbot --> "Corwin rolls 1d20+2 and gets 21." [1d20=19]
[18:32] <Corwin> roll 2d4+5
[18:32] * Hatbot --> "Corwin rolls 2d4+5 and gets 11." [2d4=4, 2]
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake