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Attempt 1, floor 1: First try! Good luck! Don't die too fast

Started by Anastasia, July 28, 2006, 10:20:05 AM

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Anastasia

The impudent kobold is beheaded and split asunder! As it's lifeblood stains the black floor, the survivors...

"Stop!" One cries in fear, "We'll give you nice things! Just stop!"

Even admit as a torn apart kobold make sa nice fountain of red, they remainder begs for mercy!
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Hah! That's good to hear," snarls Tchaener, holding a deadly stone in his sling, ready to fire. "Ease off, Corwin- they're ready to mend their ways! But keep a sharp eye!"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Corwin

Corwin turns to look at the dwarf, asking uncertainly, "Evil? Slay?"
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Carthrat

"If they attack us, they are truly evil in the sight of all!" bellows Tchaener. "But if they pay us reperations, then that is a definate step to good!"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Corwin

Corwin nods firmly, and slams the wooden shaft of his bardiche on the ground, holding it up with one hand.
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

"We'll give you nice things," One of the two remaining dagger kobolds drops his dagger, falling to his knees in front of Corwin. "Just don't hurt me any more! Sektor, bring them the shinies!" One of the sling shot kobolds quails in terror, going deep into one of the tiny huts.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Do you possess a black or white stone?" barks Tchaener. "What else lurks in this fetid place?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"White stone! White stone!" One of the slingshotters calls, "It's past the mean faceless men! Over there!" Pointing to the far side of the huts, a door leading on can be seen, a little recess with a wide, tugpull door. "But the river's full of hurties and the men hurt you even worse!"

Meanwhile another comes out, holding three glass bottles - one of light blue, one of red, and one of dark purple.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Dracos

Aesop moves, but remains out of sight as he can, trying to keep tabs on them if they renegade.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Carthrat

"What are these liquids?" snaps Tchaener. "And what is it that these men can do?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Blue one makes you feel better, red one makes you really stron gagainst scary flames, and purple one maeks you really sick!" So it's blurted out by the holder, as he meekly offers them to Tsch.

"They say weird words when you try and get across the river and they really hurt you or do weird things! River hurts, too!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Flames.. wizards? Do wizards lurk across there?" asks Tchaener, frowning. "Do they set you on fire?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"They do bad thigns - you fall asleep or if they touch your thing rots off or other weird things! Scary!" The kobolds are retreating intot hier huts, hiding.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"How many?" asks Tchaener, in frustration. "Just one? Two?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Four! Four! They're all scary!" This is the last thing they say before fully getting intot he huts, quivering in fear deep in the shadows therein.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?