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Started by StormDragon, September 06, 2006, 08:13:56 PM

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StormDragon

Just an idle thread for us pet owners.

Tell us about your mascots. What kind, personalities, funny stories, etc.

(P.S. Pet Rocks and chia pets don't count :D)

Anastasia

Princess: A 2 year old adopted black Border Collie mix. We got her last September at a local adoptothon - she's cute, 35 pounds and the most sedate, agreeable canine you've ever met. She also answers to Hotaru.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Nimrod: Take everything Dune just said, and grab the opposite. Nimrod's a great dane/brazilian mastiff cross. He's only a few months old but he's already a huge dog. He's not cute at all, barks a lot, destroys anything left lying on the ground, consumes all food, and has a habit of waking me up by walking into my room and leaping on my bed.

He's impressively strong, too, which means my sister can't walk him, and my mother doesn't want to. Oh, woe!
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Brian

A thriving venus flytrap with a playful tendancy to eat unfortunate spiders.

Eight-legged bastards.

I have named it 'Charley', and need to get it to stop fighting with Peter's cat, Punk.
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Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Anastasia

Spot: A stereotypical black and white oreo cat. He's about...11 now and in good health, aloof, standoffish and very claw-y. We got him from a litter my aunt's cat in the country had, and he's pretty much an antisocial mouser. He also has a perverse fascination with my Mom's panties - no, I don't understand this one, either.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Halbarad

Dax: A declawed three-year-old tabby I picked up from one of my old supervisors when he had to move out of state. She tends to be pretty skittish most of the time, but if she gets settled in on my lap she's very vocal about getting dislodged.
I am a terrible person.
Excellent Youkai.

Dracos

Quote from: "Brian"A thriving venus flytrap with a playful tendancy to eat unfortunate spiders.

Eight-legged bastards.

I have named it 'Charley', and need to get it to stop fighting with Peter's cat, Punk.

Really?  That's cool.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

My laptop is called...

Just kidding.

Haven't had a pet in a number  of years.  Last one I had was a massive six foot long creature trained to kill and eventually released into a small elementary school.  Well, something like that.  Iggy was a pretty foul tempered Iguana who was calm enough when he was out but never quite learned that the quickest way to lose his dinner was to repeatedly whip the arm putting it into his rather sizable cage area.  Parent let him go sometime after some fairly nasty unrelated stuff, so I've no idea where he is.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

StormDragon

My baby parakeets are finally starting to get along. Yay! Now I have to convince Mom not to shove her arm in the cage and scare the birds. She really wants to hold one.

Merc

Quote from: "StormDragon"My baby parakeets are finally starting to get along. Yay! Now I have to convince Mom not to shove her arm in the cage and scare the birds. She really wants to hold one.
New parakeets, or found the old ones? ^_^
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

StormDragon

Never found the old ones ;.;

Liddo-kun

*burps*

>_>

<_<

*flees from Stormy*
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Iron Dragoon

Doberman Pincer named Kaiser. Broke 120 pounds a couple weeks ago, and is a giant, goofy puppy. The kenel owner said he's never seen a Dobie as big as Kaiser =p
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Zenthor

I have a 5 inch one eyed worm named Capta...

OW THE ROTTEN TOMATOES THEY BURN.
iato: *hugs Super* Lala.
redffea: Its that exciting Super?
Supaaielman: *Explodes*

Anastasia

Quote from: "Iron Dragoon"Doberman Pincer named Kaiser. Broke 120 pounds a couple weeks ago, and is a giant, goofy puppy. The kenel owner said he's never seen a Dobie as big as Kaiser =p

That's awesome. Did you ever get any pictures of Kaiser online, Iddy?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?