Adventure Twisted Side Story - CRAZZZZY RAT AND HIS CAST OF

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Anastasia

February 22, 2003, 05:50:37 AM
********Disclaimer*********

This is a fun little alt with everyone's favorite Jusenkyo cursed scientist. Not to be taken very seriously, it's made for amusement and boredom slaying value.

Or, in other words, throw out realism, strap in and watch Ratty Chan due her DAMNEST to avoid the cute sailor fuku!

EDIT: Okay, it's diverged a bit now, but it's still a freewheeling omake. And do you really think Ratty Chan is done with Falx and the Tarrasques?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Anastasia

#1
February 22, 2003, 05:57:28 AM
It is a quiet day in Carthrat Tanewaki's labratory.  Barring the fact that he is currently a hot ass female, it's just another day in the neiborhood.

Until he gets word that some 40 foot tall beast is causing a ruckus in his apartment building lobby. Checking a security camera, Carthrat sees something a bit out there, even for 40 foot monsters.

A pink and white striped horned beast is lumbering around, causing quite a bit of damage and perhaps a few fatalities. In a rough, yet high pitched voice it is calling out...

"Ratty chan! I need you, Ratty-chan!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#2
February 22, 2003, 06:00:23 AM
Carthrat grabs her radio-transmitter for her lab..

"Security! There's some weird thing outside and it's making a mess! Dispense with it. Please.

Yeah, yeah, use the experimental rockets. Try to prevent more property damage than you cause."

Clicking off the radio, Carthrat goes back to experimenting..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#3
February 22, 2003, 06:03:06 AM
Carthrat distantly watches the cameras...as her security forces not only fail to hurt the beast with rockets, but in fact make themselves look like incompetent morons doing so.  The rockets just don't seem to be getting it done.

The beast, still not finding 'Ratty-chan', punches a hole through the next few floors upward and starts poking around, yelling about Ratty-Chan the entire time.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#4
February 22, 2003, 06:03:44 AM
Carthrat reaches for the radio again..

"You idiots! Light the fuses!

Yes, I know lighting a fuse is archaic!"

[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#5
February 22, 2003, 06:05:39 AM
They do so...

Sadly, due to the fuse being so archiac, they don't know how fast to get rid of the rocket. You just got two new job openings, and the beast is still going crazy. It is starting to make doe eyes at the camera as it yells for 'Ratty-chan'.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#6
February 22, 2003, 06:08:45 AM
"Incompetent fools! Three second- oh hell."

Carthrat grabs her cloak and puts it on, vaulting over various labatory equpiment to the lounge..

"Right, back off, remaining security. I'll try calming it down," she commands, before heading unto the breach and towards the thing..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#7
February 22, 2003, 06:11:07 AM
By the time you catch up to the beast, it is on the third floor, causing more property damage than you care to think about.

The moment you enter it's sight, it grins broadly and yells "RATTY CHAN! YOU'RE HERE! YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME TO SAVE FALX!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#8
February 22, 2003, 06:12:50 AM
"No, what- awww hell!

Do you have any idea how much that stunt cost me? This.. it's so expsensive! My titanium staircases.. anti-matter Adimantine lightbulbs.. what have you done? You've ruined it! My distillery!"

Carthrat chan shakes her head clear for a moment.

"Who the hell are you, anyway? And can't you shrink to a more.. managable size?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#9
February 22, 2003, 06:16:31 AM
"Sorry," it says, shrinking down to a ten foot tall version of itself. Now that it is at a more manageable height, you see that it is...cute. Really cute. The bright pink and creamy white stripes give it a candy cane look, and it has a cute, small shell on it's back. Even it's horns are twisted just so to be kawaii.

"I am Tarra-chan, the embassador from Planet Falx"

"Pretty Soldier Sailor Ratty Chan, you must come with me to Falx. You are the only one that can save us from the Agers."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#10
February 22, 2003, 06:17:52 AM
"How much are you paying me? And stop calling me 'Pretty Soldier Ratty-chan'. Geez. I'm not even wearing makeup or anything."

Carthrat-chan shook her head. "Security, fetch me a kettle."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#11
February 22, 2003, 06:19:57 AM
"You shall be paid in the love and affection of all the good Tarrasques. It is your duty as the chosen champion of Falx to become....PRETTY SOLDIER RATTY CHAN! Defend us from the agers, please! We don't want to lose our cuteness!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#12
February 22, 2003, 06:21:54 AM
"What- TARRASQUE? I'll be fine, thanks. Being cute is overrated."

Carthrat starts sweating at the mere mention of the beast..

Hell, even me *and* CM couldn't take one out..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#13
February 22, 2003, 06:25:48 AM
"But you don't understand! If we lose our cuteness, we become brainless, rampaging demons!" the beast begins to cry softly. "It will be a disaster for cuteness in the entire universe...and for all the planets we crush, I suppose."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#14
February 22, 2003, 06:26:41 AM
Oh, WONDERFUL.

"What about those other Senshi? Surely they're more suited to this task than me.

SECURITY! WHERE'S MY HOT WATER!?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up
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