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Started by Anastasia, February 22, 2003, 05:50:37 AM

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Anastasia

#105
February 23, 2003, 05:40:13 AM
"I need to teach you about your Kawaii Weapons of Justice now, before you go out to battle the Hag Virus." she says. "You'll look so ADORIABLE with them!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#106
February 23, 2003, 05:41:07 AM
"Feh. Not interested. Can't I just nuke stuff? It's more stress-relieving."

A strange gleam comes into Carthrat's eye..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#107
February 23, 2003, 05:42:24 AM
"No, you need to learn about your Kawaii weapons! They work super duper well on uncute Tarrasques!" she gushes.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#108
February 23, 2003, 05:43:52 AM
"But nukes work well on uncute Tarrasques, too. I mean, if you hit one dead-centre, it's not getting up again. It's vaporized, man. VAPORIZED. Nothing survives a nuke blast at ground zero.

Not that much survies any other part of the nuke, though, but I guess that's good, 'cos I can hurt more Tarrasques. Or something."

Carthrat nods to himself. "Nukes it is! Got any plutonium?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#109
February 23, 2003, 05:46:05 AM
"No! We don't want to blow up any more of our Kawaii planet! Besides, we don't have any of that pluto stuff...it sounds uncute." she pouts.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#110
February 23, 2003, 05:46:55 AM
"Wha.. not blow up? If I'm your savior, I'll do things my way or not at all!"

You call ME and expect stuff NOT to blow up?
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#111
February 23, 2003, 05:49:51 AM
"But...but...but...It's not CUTE! It's mean and nasty and destructive and uncute and messy and...It'll kill the uncute Tarrasques instead of making them cute again!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#112
February 23, 2003, 05:51:46 AM
"Oh hell. I'll kill what I want, when I want, how I want. Make no mistake. I AM NOT PLEASED TO BE HERE. Kindly stop bitching about your problems. I'll solve them. Perhaps not in the fashion you want. But I'll solve them.

And then I'll neuralize myself and forget about the entire incident."

Carthrat nods emphatically.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#113
February 23, 2003, 05:53:02 AM
Tarra-chan starts to weep gently...

"I think I need to go talk to someone...Can you excuse me for a bit?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#114
February 23, 2003, 05:54:12 AM
Mission accomplished! What was that about making good people feel bad making you feel hollow, HUH? Last time I listen to the psychologist.

"Of course."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#115
February 23, 2003, 05:56:42 AM
Tarra-chan leaves without another word.

A half hour passes with nothing of note.  Just as you are about to get up and poke around, Tarra-chan comes back with another cute Tarrasque. This one is colored in a light, dog fur brown with a cute puppy mask over it's face. It turns to you...

"Sailor Ratty Chan, I take it?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#116
February 23, 2003, 05:57:11 AM
"No, she left. I'm Carthrat."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#117
February 23, 2003, 05:59:52 AM
"Tarra-chan mentioned your...oddness of wanting to be male, Sailor Ratty Chan." Tarra-chan and the unnamed one sit down and turn their gazes on you. "Tell me, how much has Tarra-chan told you?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#118
February 23, 2003, 06:01:01 AM
"That I'm some stupidly cute savior of the world who does everything in a distinctly opposite fashion that I'm used to."

I mean, not kill them? Do they have any conception of how hard it'll be?
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#119
February 23, 2003, 06:03:50 AM
The masked one nods. "Yes, you are the Pretty Soldier Sailor Ratty Chan, destined to take up the arms of Cuteness and save us from the Hag Virus let loose by the Agers. Has she told you anything else?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?
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