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#210
March 11, 2003, 07:05:16 AM
The ax forms in a gush of heart shaped energy, the blade gleaming in the light.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#211
March 11, 2003, 07:11:58 AM
"Allright! It's choppin' time!"

With that, Carthrat starts to chop down the tree that creeps him out.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#212
March 11, 2003, 07:14:43 AM
*THWAK!*

"OUCH! MOTHERFUCKER!" A loud and quite angry voice comes from the tree. In a rush of darkness, a shape flows from the tree to the ground, forming a disfigured uncute Tarrasque. It is dressed in a simple gray uniform, with black boots. It looks rather perturbed with you.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#213
March 11, 2003, 07:20:57 AM
"HACKHACKHACK!"

Carthrat continues hacking at the uncute Tarrasque!
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#214
March 11, 2003, 07:21:43 AM
It quickly backpedals, avoiding your swipes.

"Wait a moment!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#215
March 11, 2003, 07:22:37 AM
Carthrat glares suspciously at the uncute Tarrasque.

"You're uncute, and while I wouldn't normally hold that against you, that apparently equates with evil here. So speak! And quickly!"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#216
March 11, 2003, 07:23:46 AM
"Tell me, do you really like making things cute again? Do you really want to go through with helping these sickening cute things?" it asks, waving it's hand towards the house.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#217
March 11, 2003, 07:25:12 AM
"No, not really, but I don't feel like letting a horde of Tarrasques loose across the universe."

We've seen this before, Carthrat. This is the Enemy Offer of Greater Things. Or something. You watch too much anime.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#218
March 11, 2003, 07:27:30 AM
"C'mon, we aren't that bad. Really. A few dozen destroyed continents can't be THAT bad...Besides, wouldn't you have more fun killing those cute things than saving them?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#219
March 11, 2003, 07:28:26 AM
"Not really. I'd rather go home."

HAH! "Couple of Continents.."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#220
March 11, 2003, 07:29:59 AM
"Well...We could send you home, but..

What's to stop those obsessive bitches from coming back after you?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#221
March 11, 2003, 07:31:14 AM
"Planar Locks. I can make them. Granted, I'll piss off every mage from Tokyo to Alberqueque, but it'll be worth it."

An answer for everything!
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#222
March 11, 2003, 07:32:26 AM
"Would you promise to leave us alone if we send you away?" It begins to smile...
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#223
March 11, 2003, 07:33:49 AM
"Oh, I'll come back. Once. And I won't speak to anyone. Hell, you won't even see me."

And drop a bloody Planar lock here, set the timer for 20 seconds, then leave. Bleh.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#224
March 11, 2003, 07:35:14 AM
"Deal." It breaks into a rather disturbing grin. "Come with me, then." It motions for you to follow it...
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?
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