Adventure Twisted Side Story - CRAZZZZY RAT AND HIS CAST OF

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Carthrat

#30
February 22, 2003, 06:56:59 AM
"Oh hell. Hell. This isn't fair. Ukyo will kill me if she finds out I'm dressing up her body in such a short skirt. CM will never let me live it down...

This isn't fair! Why me? Why not someone else? Why not Ukyo! This is her body to begin with!"

Carthrat-chan starts panicking..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#31
February 22, 2003, 06:59:17 AM
"You are the only one...This Ukyo you speak of is not worthy to be our champion. Please, just come with me and take up your weapons." it softly says.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#32
February 22, 2003, 07:00:35 AM
"Well.. maybe... what're you paying me?"

Driven to the brink or not, I want SOMETHING in compensation..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#33
February 22, 2003, 07:01:48 AM
"These weapons are yours to keep, and you will gain many Cuteness elemental abilities. We also have the material you call Adamantite in large quanities."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#34
February 22, 2003, 07:03:21 AM
"Don't want it. Adamantine is minable off the moon, anyways. I want something GOOD. Like nanites. Or Orichalcon. Or Kyystan. Or an in-depth biological analyis of the Tarrasque, including bodily functions and whatnot."

Now THAT was a prize worth having. Carthrat figured he could make quite a fortune as a Tarrasque-slayer..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#35
February 22, 2003, 07:04:37 AM
"You mean like studying one of us? Okay, that's great!" it says, rainbows back into it's voice.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#36
February 22, 2003, 07:05:44 AM
"Riight.. so... what do I do, anyway?"

Carthrat picks up the Tetsubo and scoffs.

"Say something stupid like 'Magical Super-Love Pulveriser of Justice Supreme Transformation type 11132?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#37
February 22, 2003, 07:09:25 AM
You grasp the Tetsubo...and your vision is consumed by hearts, kittens and four leaf clovers. Tingly sensations run through your body...

A moment later, your vision clears. Looking down on your self, you see your clothes have changed quite a bit.

You are wearing a see through fuku, decorated with transparent hearts.  You can see a pair of panties...you are wearing panties with kitten pictures all over them.  No bra to speak of, and your hair is done up into a overhead heart shape, defying gravity and logic. Puppy shaped shoes complete the outfit.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#38
February 22, 2003, 07:10:33 AM
"MY CLOAK! WHERE'S MY CLOAK! I REFUSE TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT MY CLOAK!"

Carthrat quickly becomes hysterical..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#39
February 22, 2003, 07:13:24 AM
As you spaz over the cloak, you feel something shimmering inside of yourself...

With a soft cloth plop, you feel your cloak reappear on your sholders. Hell, it's almost unchanged.  It is candy pink and red now, and smells like mint.  All your gears seems to be in order, however.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#40
February 22, 2003, 07:15:05 AM
Carthrat-chan quickly pulls the cloak over herself. The colouring is annoying, but it's better than THAT.

"Who the hell designed these uniforms? I'll kill him. Only a man could design this kind of uniform. Only a fucking pervert of a man with no life.

And I ain't no feminist.

Well. Lead. I'll follow. I'll kill what you tell me to kill. And then I'll slit my wrists."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#41
February 22, 2003, 07:16:48 AM
"I designed your outift. Isn't it CUUUUUUTEEEE?" it says, going large eyed with hearts floating above her head. Quite literally, small Valentine style hearts are manifesting above her.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#42
February 22, 2003, 07:18:49 AM
Yuki, wherever you are, whenever you are, and whatever you are right now, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope you don't have to see this.

And I miss your tailoring. I havn't had a shirt that fits since 1998..

"...I hate cute. This needs more black. And grey. And it needs to cover me up more. Hell. It needs to look *HARDCORE*. If I'm slaying Tarrasque's, I wanna look cool doing it!"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#43
February 22, 2003, 07:23:39 AM
"You do look cool, Ratty chan! This is what any Tarrasque Idol Singer would wear! It's pure cute and style in cloth form!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#44
February 22, 2003, 07:24:47 AM
"No! Cool by MY STANDARDS! This kind of cool!"

* Karthuratsu produces a picture of Trinity from The Matrix..

"Now. THAT'S cool."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up
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