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Carthrat

#315
March 12, 2003, 06:59:31 AM
"Protection?"

Wonderful. Taking bullets really isn't fun.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#316
March 12, 2003, 07:00:38 AM
"No, destruction. Do you really think I want that little French bastard to run rampant over me?" She laughs lightly in that way she has. "I think a bit of Carthrat's special boom should fix him and his bitch right up."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#317
March 12, 2003, 07:01:51 AM
Carthrat rolled his eyes.

"Light, Medium, Rare, or Toasty-Warm?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#318
March 12, 2003, 07:03:05 AM
She just smiles serenely.

"Skin grafts. Lots of skin grafts."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#319
March 12, 2003, 07:08:00 AM
Carthrat winced. "Right. How much are you offering? I'll accept, hmm, an new skyscraper?"

He suddenly realised something.

"Oh SHIT! The lord of the Seven Allied Systems of Korazdor was staying in my apartment when it toppled.. Ohshitohshitohshit.."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#320
March 12, 2003, 07:09:54 AM
"Eh?" she inquires.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#321
March 12, 2003, 07:12:30 AM
"Er, nevermind."

Oohboy, blew that one.

"So, you want this done tomorrow, right? How much ya paying?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#322
March 12, 2003, 07:16:04 AM
"I will bestow you with...$10,000 dollars, plus material costs. And my sparking presence, of course."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#323
March 12, 2003, 07:21:08 AM
"Can I have more of the former and forgo the latter?" Carthrat replies, semi-jokingly.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#324
March 12, 2003, 07:23:01 AM
You do manage to get a unpleasant glare for your effort.

"Fine, $12,000."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#325
March 12, 2003, 07:24:27 AM
"Cool. A flaming building is no place for a girl like you, anyway."

Carthrat sniggers, almost uncontrollably.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#326
March 12, 2003, 07:26:44 AM
"...Girl? GIRL? I'll have YOU KNOW I am FULLY DEVELOPED! SEE THESE?!" She pulls down the top of her dress to reveal a bra holding in a nice set of knockers to compliment her yelling.

She thrusts them forward, coming close to your face.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#327
March 12, 2003, 07:27:54 AM
Carthrat bursts out in full-blown laughter, practically rolling on the floor..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#328
March 14, 2003, 07:05:01 AM
"WHY YOU....YOU....YOU! THESE BREASTS ARE NOT FUNNY! THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL! PRICELESS! ALL REAL!" She jumps up and down a few times to accent her point.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#329
March 14, 2003, 07:05:55 AM
Carthrat chokes through his giggling.

"Then.. hehehe... perhaps you should sell them... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up
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