Adventure Twisted Side Story - CRAZZZZY RAT AND HIS CAST OF

Started by Anastasia, February 22, 2003, 05:50:37 AM

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Anastasia

Shizue chan laughs heartily at your verbal thrust.

"True, true. But I'm making an effort to be nicer to my Ratty Chan, after all."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"What're you laughing at- never mind. So. Where do I get to go? Have you booked me in a hotel yet? Do I have a car? A helicopter? Am I commanding a private army? I never know with you."

Carthrat pouts.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Let's see...The suspected base of operations is off a smallish island." Shizue frowns. "What is it with with idiots and islands? I swear, some moron with a few guns and a million bucks takes a island and becomes the next world ruler in training."

Shizue continues to mutter to herself, having lost track of the conversation.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Where exactly *is* this island?"

Carthrat sighs.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Oh, right!" she says, snapping out of her digression.

"It is in the middle of the Pacific, a bit off the Indonesian arcipelago. Quite steamy and tropical...hmm. Say, Ratty, how about a vacation there with just you and me afterwards, hmmm...?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Yeah, whatever," replies Carthrat, oblivious to her words about the vacation.

The Indonesian Archipalego.. well.. that sucked, he didn't speak Indonesian.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

Eventually, the talk shifts back from vacations to the mission on hand.

"From what I've gathered, they have a basic compound building with mounted chaingun defenses. Nothing too out of the ordinary.  Just leave it a smoldering ruin and I'll be quite pleased."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Geez, can't I just kill the leaders? It's less messy and more efficent, and besides, I'm kinda strapped for explosives right now. Didn't you notice? My apartment kinda fell down? Just gimme a 5.56 with a scope and I'll be right."

Carthrat sighs to himself..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Don't worry, I'll make sure you have plenty of boom for this. What exactly do you want? C-4? Gel based? C-10? A small nuke?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Hysentium Slirine, a multigenetic compound that feeds off fire and lives, breaths, and dies within nanoseconds, promptly creating a larger boom and devasating a vast area with just a teaspoon."

Carthrat rubs his chin.

"I don't think you'll have any, considering I only discovered it last week."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

She blinks.

"Weren't you, like, healing from massive burn trama last week and almost comatose?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Carthrat blinks. "Yeah, so? It's not like I cast the spell that devastated half of Tokyo. Unlike that bitch, I *know* how to use my firepower."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"...Okay, maybe you need a bit of time to work out your issues, Ratty." she says, getting just a bit wide eyed.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"YOU'RE the one who wants me to go to fucking Indonesia and blow up some two-bit overlords HQ. *I* have issues?"

Carthrat snorts.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Well, I have a REASON to wish fiery death on these bastards!" she retorts. "How many times have you caused big booms for little to no reason, Mr. Singapore?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?