Adventure Twisted Side Story - CRAZZZZY RAT AND HIS CAST OF

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Anastasia

"No. As a matter of fact, NO ONE will come after you. The dweomers I weaved shall keep you safe here. After all, what good would my own dimensional key be if everyone else wanted him?" she is smiling, in that disturbing way that chills you.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"And for a minute here I thought you were going to help me for that strange, twisted reason that people do in this situation. A pity you're such a- normal chick."

By Carthrat's standards, strange chicks didn't try and take advantage of you.

"People always come after me, anyway. They always do, if I'm missing too long. All I have to do is wait, and they'll find me.."

Carthrat grins right back at her, bluffing for all he's worth.

Then again, there always *was* Sai..

..and someone might have seen him...

Oh hell.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"You don't grasp the magnitude of the magic I cast, do you? No matter. Tell me, what knowledge do you have of the Outer Reaches?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Nothing, though I have a feeling I'm about to learn something."

Carthrat starts plotting to kill this woman, for once safe in the knowledge that it's not because of anything done to his mind or soul.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

She just smiles. "Good." With that, she shimmers and vanishes, leaving you alone.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Carthrat blinks.

"Well... here's another fine mess you've gotten into, Carthrat... probably Geased in your sleep... oh joy. I had a brief opportunity to make something of my life, and I really do have to just go kill myself, but nooooo, someone has to bring me back..."

On a scale of 1-10, Carthrat's life sucked really bad.

He begins by seeing if he can get out the pentagram..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

You can walk out of it freely. The room is large, with no door to be seen. The walls are thick and slick, impossible to climb.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Carthrat takes a good long look at the whole room, searching for, well, anything.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

There is nothing of note. The floor and walls are tiled and glow with blue light and runes. If it wasn't for those, it would be barren.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Carthrat just stares, before promptly sitting down on the floor and starts trying to figure out just *how* to divide by zero, vaugely recalling some idiot theory a few months back..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

The time whiles away. You find your mind is uneffected by the madness that gripped it just a short while ago.

After about two hours, a guess based on the sun's movement, a plate of bread, chicken and green beans appears in front of you, along with water.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Carthrat just stares at the food, then pulls a gun and shoots the plate a few times.

He goes back to doing long division in his head..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

You eventually fall asleep....When you waken, it is dark and another plate of food is waiting for you.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Carthrat drops a grenade on that plate and calmly walks to the other side of the room, ignoring the ensuing blast as he lies back against the wall and juggles some more grenades..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

Your stomach grumbles at the destruction of the plate...

After more juggling and more sleeping, it is morning. A third plate is waiting for you, piping hot.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?