Magical Sensei...Kwoky-chan? o.O

[Kwokinator]

Kwok levelled a flat stare at Asuna.

"Hey, if I don't know where he is, how do I know how to get him back?"

"Why do you wanna get him back so badly?" he smirked. "Developing a crush on the adorable little magical teacher?"

[Bean Bandit]

Red-faced, Asuna rounded on Negi, cracking her knuckles. "He's less of a twit than you are." she growled. "And Something tells me having YOU teach our classes is asking for trouble..."

[Kwokinator]

"What's wrong with me teaching?  He teaches English right?  I can do that," Kwok nodded.

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna eyed Negi. "Can you? What's a dangling participle?"

[Kwokinator]

"That's when there's no noun or pronoun for a participle phrase to modify, like 'Running around the block, nothing was in sight.', where there's no pronoun in the whole sentence for the 'running around the block' part to indicate WHO is doing it," Kwok nodded in reply.

At least I THINK that's it.  I think English 12 only passingly mentioned it...

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna frowned, but she couldn't dispute it, though she looked uncertain.  "Alright, maybe you can." She conceded grudgingly. "But that's not really the point, is it? Where is he? What are you doing here?"

[Kwokinator]

Kwok smirked.

"Didn't you ask that before?  Or is concern about your handsome little teacher getting to your pretty little head?"

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna hit Negi over the top of the head. Hard. "You didn't answer." She said flatly.

[Kwokinator]

"Ow!" Kwok feigned a cry of pain, and whined like a little kid. "If you hit me again I'm going to cry!"

"And I said I don't know."

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna frowned. "You don't know where he is, or you don't know why you're here?"

[Kwokinator]

"Both, kinda," Kwok replied.

"Why do you want to get rid of me so much?" he feigned a hurt look. "Do you hate me that much?"

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna frowned at Negi. "You tried that already." She observed. "Hmm...Maybe I should take you to a temple..."

[Kwokinator]

"A temple?" Kwok sweatdropped. "What for?"

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna shrugged, a hint of a smile beginning to show. "Well, if you're not going to help, then I've gotta get Negi-bouzo back, somehow...maybe you can be exorcised?"

[Kwokinator]

Kwok looked slightly sad.

"Why do you want me gone so much?  How can you hate me so much already?"