Magical Sensei...Kwoky-chan? o.O

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna narrowed her eyes. "You showed up, and stole a helpless kid's body, trashed our classroom, and you're stomewalling me when I ask questions. Sorry, but You haven't given me any reason to trust you. for all I know, you could be a demon." She replied coldly.

"Negi's a pain, but he doesn't deserve to have his life stolen like that."

[Kwokinator]

Kwok twitched and looked like he was about to explode at Asuna, then suddenly deflated.

"Alright, I guess I kind of deserved that," he said reluctantly. "I'll answer your questions then.  But you better keep an open mind."

"First of all, I wasn't lying to you when I said I don't know how to get Negi back.  All I know is that I'm flung into this universe.  There's apparently more than one universes out there.  I'm one of the eight or so champions chosen to fight for the side of the Order.  We were to be scattered to chosen universes to fight the champions of Chaos, and if we lose the multiverse and everyone in it will become Chaos' plaything, which is supposedly not good.  But we got flung into random universes before we could be given instructions or what not when Chaos decided not to let the side of Order have an advantage, so I basically don't know a thing of what's going on.  All I know is that I'll probably have to fight someone or something eventually, that's why I tried to see if I can do magic even though I'm not Negi.  If you think I'm crazy, then I guess I can't convince you otherwise, I have a hard time believing what I just said too, it's totally crazy."

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna looked somewhat less hostile at the end of Negi's rant. She paused, and Negi belatedly noticed that she'd led him outside, where some of the girls could be seen, eating lunch from their bento in the sunshine.

"I'll take you at your word for now." she told him reluctantly. "Keep a low profile, and don't tell anyone else." she instructed, waving to someone in the distance. Negi could see a pretty young black haired girl smiling and heading their way at Asuna's gesture...

[Kwokinator]

"Of course I won't!" Kwok cheerfully replied, waving enthusiastically to the approaching girl.

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna winced. "Put at least a LITTLE effort into acting like him..."

[Kwokinator]

Kwok smiled sheepishly.

"I'm not good at acting... otherwise you wouldn't have caught me so easily, now would you?"

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna sighed. "At least try...No one's supposed to know he's...you know..."

Konoka Konoe approached them, and waved a greeting. Asuna smiled back at her. "Can you feed him?" Asuna asked her friend, smiling. "Baka forgot his lunch, and I need to go do something..."

The black haired girl smiled and nodded. "Sure." She offered a hand to Negi as Asuna dashed off. "I made a bit extra today, Sensei..."

[Kwokinator]

Kwok smiled at the black-haired girl.

"Thanks!" he  accepted, thinking it should be alright, since Negi eats her food at home anyway...

[Bean Bandit]

Konoka smiled, and led the boy back to the tree she had been eating under with a few other girls from class, humming pleasantly, and when they arrived, she handed him a bento, smiling happily.

"Enjoy!"

[Kwokinator]

"Thanks!" Kwok smiled and accepted the bento, and soon began munching down.

"Why did you make extra today?" he asked, trying to stir up a conversation...

[Bean Bandit]

"Haven't you noticed?" She smiled. "Asuna's been in training for the sports fair coming up...Her appetite's gotten bigger..."

[Kwokinator]

"Oh no," Kwok looked surprised and and abruptly stopped eating. "Then I eat this, Asuna will be hungry..."

[Bean Bandit]

Konoka giggled, shaking her head. "Don't worry about it. Unless I'm wrong, she's gone to buy lunch again." She shook her head. "She sure likes looking after you, Negi-kun..." the demure girl said slyly.

Off in the distance, a strange, plane-like sound could be heard, but it sounded odd, and not like a normal passenger liner...but...almost like a fighter plane?

[Kwokinator]

"Umm..." Kwok stuttered, trying to think up a Negi-like response. "That's because she's like a big sister!"

I've never seen a plane in the Negima universe, he thought as he heard the plane-like noise, while forcing a smile to not let out a clue about his thoughts. Don't tell me I have to fight a fighter jet or a fighter pilot or something...

[Bean Bandit]

Konoka giggled again, smiling at the boy and nodding, beginning to eat her own lunch, pausing as her chopsticks deposited a small amount of food in her mouth. "That's a strange sounding plane..." She commented curiously.

As she and Negi watched, the plane drew closer, and closer, until Negi could make out the distinctive shape of Spike Spiegel's fighter from 'Cowboy Bebop', the Swordfish approached the school, swooping low overhead, then slowing down, slowly circled the school building, before gracefully attempting to land on the lawn.

Girls shrieked and ran for cover as the large, exceedingly loud fighter slowly barrelled toward them, stampeding, en masse, into the shool building, as the red fighter slowly rumbled along, headed for the building itself...

***

Within the cockpit, Spike's walkie-talkie crackled to life. Jet sounded perturbed. "Spike! Spike!"