DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes

[Bjorn]

<Alveria> Can we speak privately through the dream?
<Bjorn> Through me.
<Bjorn> Yes.  I don't have to connect everyone.
<Brian> <Bjorn> Welcome to Bjorn.net
<Brian> <Huitzil> Awesome.  How do I set up an m-serv?
<Brian> <Rezantis> Hey, can we get some LAN gaming going on here?
<Brian> <Bjorn> Hates you all.

[Bjorn]

<Bjorn> Awww.
<Bjorn> You have prevented what would have been one of the most awesome moments in the game. ;.;
<Brian> Which is...?
<Brian> Rez whipping out the Ancestral Buster Sword and cleaving a man in half?
<Bjorn> Rez backhanding the mouthy yak with Ancestral Buster Sword outta nowhe... yeah.
<Brian> Now, granted, you probably WILL be able to do this the next time.
<Brian> But....
<Brian> Fuck. Who would fight you after seeing your, 'pull swords out of fucking nowhere, cleave apparent leader-in-half, then look for more meat' approach?
<Bjorn> Someone worth fighting?
<Brian> ...true.
<Brian> True.
<Brian> You make a profound point.
<Brian> Excuse me while some villains gain CP.

[Bjorn]

<Bjorn> I find the logic in our actions amusing.
<Bjorn> <Drac> I am going to use the Earth Totem to awe everyone with my incredible strength.
<Bjorn> <Rez> I am not going to use the Earth Totem so I don't kill this guy.
<Bjorn> <Bjorn> I am not going to use the Earth Totem because I am tired of breaking weapons.
<Dracos> Ah, but I have no weapons to break!
<Dracos> except for my own fists
<Dracos> which well
<Dracos> if either my fists or arms explode with this action
<Dracos> I'm totally giving sad puppy eyes.
<Dracos> ;_;
<Bjorn> cf Ogres and headbutting thereof.

[Bjorn]

<Halbarad> On a side note, I think a riot shield would be a very good Dream-item to develop ASAP.
<Bjorn> Oh, pfft.
<Bjorn> A riot shield wouldn't have kept *either* of our last two Dreamers alive.
<Halbarad> No, because they both suffered from terminal idiocy.
<Bjorn> I'm just saying.
<Bjorn> If you're working on the theory that being a Dreamer makes you likely to die, you should invest in a Dream-gag, not a Dream-shield.
<Halbarad> <_<

[Bjorn]

[10:21] < Postbot> Bjorn has posted to DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes http://www.soulriders.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=1001306#1001306
[10:22] < Relm> Bwahaha
[10:22] < Relm> I love it
[10:28] <@Yukari-sama> I DO NOT HAVE TERMINAL IDIOCY.
[10:28] <@Yukari-sama> That's RAT'S niche.
[10:32] < Relm> I think the dream-gag is a brilliant concept.
[10:33] <@Yukari-sama> For other people, certainly.

[Bjorn]

<Rez> "Bjorn turns and stares at Philip for a long second, and then shakes his head."
<Bjorn> What'd he do?
<Rez> Nothing really!
<Bjorn> I think that's a lie.
<Rez> Actually it wasn't anything particularly.
<Rez> It just amused me.
<Rez> Because I remember that happening a lot.
<Bjorn> Yeah, more or less.
<Bjorn> Though it will happen less from now on.
<Bjorn> That was when I was Serious and Drac was Flippant.
<Bjorn> Now I am Creepily Homicidal and Drac is Getting Worried.
<Rez> And I'm starting fights.
<Rez> It's Role Reversal Day
<Rez> In the first act it was YOU starting fights and DRAC creepily homicidal and ME getting worried.

[Carthrat]

<YakuzaBoss> "I don't suppose money will solve this problem?"
<Rezantis> "Tell us everything you know about-"
*Carthrat shoots the YakuzaGuard for 15 damage.
*Carthrat killed a YakuzaGuard!
*Carthrat gains 5 CP!
<Halbarad> "You got any more of these guys? SOME of us need to level."

[Bjorn]

<Bjorn> So.
<Rez> So.
<Bjorn> Should I skip straight to the intimidating yakuza part again?
<Rez> No. We start off polite this time. >_>
<Bjorn> Bah.
<Rez> Let's lay down the rules now
<Rez> We start off polite
<Rez> They're allowed to offend any single one of us once
<Rez> And we stay polite.
<Bjorn> Objection!
<Rez> After that, fuck it, you can intimidate them or we flip out and kill them, I don't care.
<Bjorn> I wanna kill at first offense.
<Rez> Nuh-uh. Second offence.
<Bjorn> ;.;
<Rez> They get one on the off chance it was accidental.
<Rez> Are you agreeable to this plan?
<Bjorn> Can I politely tell them "that was your last chance, if you offend me again your ancestors will find your guts in their bed and be so put off they fail to procreate?"
<Rez> If you can put some kind of platitude, like a please or thank you in there, to make it a little more polite then sure.
*Rez would consider that an acceptable compromise.
<Bjorn> 'kthx lol'
<Rez> Close enough.

[Brian]

<Bjorn> <Hathoway> What else do you remember?
<Bjorn> <Specter> Where to begin?
<Bjorn> <Rez> I DON'T KNOW! THAT'S YOUR DAMN JOB!



<Bjorn> Rez!
<Bjorn> Look for carts!
<Bjorn> When you are being interrogated by unpleasant scientists to determine if you are crazy or have powers, CARTS ARE KEY.
* Rez is tied to a chair.
<Rez> That said if they start trying to zap me we're gonna see what 28 STR can do.
<Bjorn> I was handcuffed.
<Bjorn> Details!
<@GM> Oh, man.
<@GM> Another pissing contest, this time centered around being an inmate at an asylum?
<@GM> <Bjorn> Psychotic killers.
<@GM> <Rez> Victorian era.  You know, they used enemas for EVERYTHING back then?
<@GM> <Bjorn> You win.
* Rez cringes.
<Rez> Yeah, I'm going to see if I - unlike Bjorn - can leave without killing anyone.
<Bjorn> Whoa, hey.
<Bjorn> I wasn't responsible for the majority of either the deaths or the property-damage in the Workshop.
<Bjorn> I'm not trying to engage in a pissing contest, I'm just passing on hard-earned advice.
<Bjorn> I mean, he's established there are no women there, so my other key piece of advice, "find an autistic child to make you a shiv out of glass," is not entirely applicable.

[Bjorn]

<Rez> It's got the words 'depraved', 'decapitated' and 'goat'.  How can you go wrong?

[Brian]

<@Brian> <Bjorn> Crazy witch-doctor.  Kinda cool.  You guys?
<@Brian> <Dracos> Heretic priest being hunted for death.
<@Brian> <Carthrat> Freaking slave!  How weak is that?
<@Brian> <Rezantis> Inmate at a Victorian-era asylum.
<@Brian> <Halbarad> I won a round of poker and finished my apprenticeship!
<@Brian> <Everyone but Hal> ....
<@Halbarad> ;_;
<@Brian> <Halbarad> What?
<@Brian> <Halbarad> Did I mention that apparently I've also got a date?
<@Halbarad> <Bjorn> Ah, so YOUR pants will end reality this time.

[Halbarad]

<@Bjorn>: Awww, jesus.
<@Bjorn>: I'm a *midget*.
<@Bjorn>: Or the Templar is huge.
<@Halbarad>: >_>
<@Halbarad>: *snickers*
<@Halbarad>: ...
<@Halbarad>: .......
<@Halbarad>: BAAAAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<@Halbarad>: You're Tingle.
<@Bjorn>: ...
<@Bjorn>: I have dark skin!
<@Bjorn>: And I talk to spirits, not fairies.
<@Bjorn>: And I got no map pieces.
<@Halbarad>: Minor point of difference.
<@Bjorn>: Also, I would like to add: shut up.

[Bjorn]

* Brian shakes his head.
<Brian> Bjorn, I need a roll.
<Bjorn> roll 3d6
* Hatbot --> "Bjorn rolls 3d6 and gets 3." [3d6=1, 1, 1
<Bjorn> :D
<Brian> Jesus.
<Bjorn> Hatbot, do ya love me?
<Hatbot> Don't count on it, Bjorn.
<Bjorn> Hatbot, do you like dislike Templars?
<Hatbot> Without a doubt, Bjorn.
<Brian> Explains so much.
<Brian> <Bjorn> Bluff.
<Brian> <Brian> NPC confusion.
<Brian> <Bjorn> Bluff!
<Brian> <Brian> Roll!
<Brian> <Hatbot> Total bluff.
<Brian> <Brian> ...bluff.

[Brian]

<Brian> And, anyway, by now shouldn't you be carrying around phamplets?
<Bjorn> For which of my many, many regularly confusing issues?
<Brian> "Meta-humanity and YOU: Why sometimes the world's saviors may act like dicks"?
<Bjorn> Oh, that one.
<Bjorn> I just need a warning label.  "If product treats you with lack of respect, ask for clarification and do not take personally unless prescribed by a doctor."

[Bjorn]

09:58 < Rez> <Halbarad> Not so much for the 'doing actual work' thing but more for the 'okay, what happened that I'm having to hide' thing.
09:58 < Rez> Somebody burned your house down!
09:59 <@Halbarad> Yeah, but WHY.
10:00 <@Halbarad> And do people still want to set me on fire?
10:00 <@Halbarad> Aside from Bjorn.
10:00 <@Halbarad> He's kind of a given.