DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes

[Bjorn]

<Bigfire> Injoke!
<Homecrew> Obscure injoke!
<Bigfire> Ridiculously obscure injoke!
<Homecrew> UTTER AND COMPLETE GIBBERISH
<Brotherhood of Morpheus> ... Screw this, we're going on vacation.

[Dracos]

<Dracos> But we're just getting started.

[Bjorn]

<C-Rat> Private angst, as it were.
<C-Rat> Carefully swept behind the curtain.
<Halbarad> As long as it's not corporal angst.
* Halbarad ducks.

[Brian]

<Bjorn> So, what did we miss?  We get any new allies?
<Relm> As a matter of fact, you did!
<Bjorn> Tell us about them!  Did they kill any dragons yet?  You're an oracle, so you must have known that we'd only accept applicants who've slain dragons.
<GM> ELSEWHERE!
<Alan> Oh, and, uh, I'll need you to slay a dragon for us, too....

[Bjorn]

<Halbarad> Now, let's go off and rescue Pandora!
<Ebiris> Wait one second.
* Game is being saved... do not remove memory card from the Dream...
* Game is saved!
<Ebiris> Okay, let's rock!

[Bjorn]

"A few hours was never going to equate to much. He just wanted to gloat. Fuck."

Rez takes another cookie.

...

[Bjorn]

<Rez> Bjorn . . .
<Rez> Haven't we pointed out that the thread isn't for scenes that SHOULD have been deleted?
<Bjorn> Yes.
<Bjorn> This is true.
<Bjorn> The scene that is deleted is the one where I stare at you, and then smack you upside the head.

[Rezantis]

<Rez> Feel free.  :D
<Postbot> Bjorn has posted to DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes http://www.pishoque.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=54578#54578
<Bjorn> Okay. :D

[Ginrai]

<OkibiOhki> <Relm> Danger!  Wake up!
<OkibiOhki> <Bjorn> CRAP!  ALARM!  RUN!
<OkibiOhki> <Ginrai> ...wonder if they got any fruit loops....

[Bjorn]

<Dracos> I'm working under a few simple premises:
<Dracos> A)This is our home ground and there's plenty of firepower if necessary
<Dracos> B)We've been told that these are, in fact, salvagable allys and so far those Relm has dubbed ally have sort of just very nicely gone along with the claim.
<Bjorn> Allies.
<Dracos> Yeah
<Bjorn> And how many people has Relm dubbed allies?
<Dracos> I forget.
<Dracos> =D

[Halbarad]

And boredom sets in...

[21:27] <Halbarad> roll 1dBrian
[21:27] * Hatbot --> "Halbarad rolls 1dBrian and gets Error: Number of sides must be integer greater than 0."
[21:28] <Halbarad> So Brian is non-integral?
[21:28] <Bjorn> Brian is real, yo.
[21:28] <Halbarad> Is he irrational?
[21:29] <Bjorn> Nah, dude.  He's just so complex that he's misunderstood.
[21:29] <Halbarad> You know we both need to be shot for this.
[21:29] <Bjorn> It would only be rational.
[21:29] * Halbarad shoots Bjorn.
[21:29] <Bjorn> Yeah, like that.

[Carthrat]

<Halbarad> I can see a dash of paranoia being very healthy.
<Dreamcrew> Oh, no, we've seen where this goes before. Relm, can we trade him in for a new one?
<Relm> No, no, no. Your dreamer has *three lives*.

[Brian]

<Brian> "There's a madman in front of you with green eyes."
<Dracos> "No, no.  I have blue eyes."
<Brian> "I said you had green eyes."
<Dracos> "I-I wrote it down on my character sheet.  I have blue eyes."
<Brian> "You have green eyes.  Did you forget?"
<Dracos> ";_;"
<Brian> "Don't you mean ';_;'?"

[Dracos]

<GM> *large chunk of story*
<Dracos> Neat.
<GM> what?  Just neat?!  ;_;
<Dracos> Super neat?

Dracos

[Bjorn]

The really sad part is one week later, when:

<Dracos> hum
<Dracos> "<story>?"
<Dracos> Do we know that?