Captioning Game

[SabreMau]

"That was definitely an Eastern Conference grind-it-out game, where both teams were hitting each other and battling. I thought it was like 'Groundhog Day.' I thought it was almost the same game as before and the scoring ends up the same."

[Edward]

"She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."

[Ragnar]

After careful thought and deliberation, I declare Drac the winner, as his caption almost made me spit my drink out my nose.

Next up, and continuing on the theme of humiliating our elected officials:

[Dracos]

"If I gesture enough with my hands, they won't realize I'm not actually talking."

[Shuten]

"Away Satan! The POWER of our LORD compels you! Praise the Almighty! CAN I GET AN AMEN?! I SAID... CAN I GET AN AMEN?!"

Edit: Exclude this because I changed it but in all honesty the previous one sucked and this one probably isn't much better. ^^;


Sincerely,
Shuten

[Ranma_007]

"I did not strangle 14 people in one night with these hands."

[Dracos]

"I assure you, I am not Emperor Palpathine."

Dracos

[Brian]

"MIND CRUSH~!"

[Sunhawk]

"I can palm two basketballs at once!"

[thepanda]

"Damnit, Bob. That's just foul!"

Edit: Tags needed fixing

[KLSymph]

"This morning one of you put a mysterious bag on my desk that's THIS BIG, and it smells awful."

[Bjorn]

"No, okay, okay, I got it: a CHEESE bong."

[Ragnar]

Bjorn wins this round. That said, you guys are BENT. :D

OK, taking a break from real people and going back to anime:

[Dracos]

The easy one: "Ribbit"

The less easy one "I Loooooooooove your cat."

[Edward]

"You two are engaged?"