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Started by Dracos, October 23, 2004, 03:02:08 PM

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Shuten

Shuten slashes thru the collective members confusion!

The lot of you need to brush up on your useless anime trivia... that or just keep doing whatever you're doing. In fact just keep doing the latter. ;p


Sincerely,
Shuten

Ranma_007

I'm sicker than a dog, and my nose won't stop running. Fever, chills, slight right ear pain, general feeling of awfulness... yeah.

Dracos

Quote from: "Shuten"Shuten slashes thru the collective members confusion!

The lot of you need to brush up on your useless anime trivia... that or just keep doing whatever you're doing. In fact just keep doing the latter. ;p


Sincerely,
Shuten

Fine, who is that =P

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Shuten

Quote from: "Dracos"Fine, who is that =P

Dracos

Youmu Kanpaku from the Touhou series. The shot itself specifically comes from Touhou Kitogeki 2.

The full screenshot that was used can be found here.


Sincerely,
Shuten

Merc

Quote from: "Dexie Oblivion"You mean I'm the only one who reconized it? >_>;
I'm pretty certain everyone who's ever been in the SM RPG chatrooms knew who he was. =p

On an update for God's evilness, it has been triumphed, and Tomoe laughs at him.
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Dracos

Shuten:
Ah, yeah, the entire face not being covered does help =)  Nice sword though.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

KLSymph

My kid cousin's birthday is tomorrow, and apparently that's his cue to be even more annoying than usual.  Over the past week, I ask him what he wanted as a gift.

KLSymph, for the umpteenth time: "Hey, what do you want me to give you?"
Cousin: "Dolphin." (and then crams the dirty plush dolphin he carries everywhere in KLSymph's face, again)

This continues until today, when his dad buys him a Nintendo DS game (Mario Kart).  I take a moment out of my day to bitterly remember that I've never gotten a video game for my birthday, and my parents smacked me whenever they caught me playing any (yay college!).

KLSymph: Okay, if you're not going to tell me what you want, I'm going to get you (thinks of the dumbest thing to buy a 10-year-old boy) flowers."

It's too bad I ultimately didn't buy him that 94-cent bundle of plastic Walmart flowers (with fake plastic butterfly, slightly folded), because that would've been a funny ending to this story.

Further conversation:

KLSymph: "Okay, pick the one you want."
Cousin, having decided he wanted poker cards more than he wanted the aforementioned plastic Walmart flowers, points to a $2 pack of cards.
KLSymph: "Very well, that's your birthday present."
Cousin: "Hey, you said you'll buy me something up to ten dollars!"
KLSymph: "Yep. Two dollars is 'something up to ten dollars'."
Cousin: "Can I get two things?"
KLSymph: "No."
Cousin: "Why?"
KLSymph: "I don't like you that much."

And after I bought it, I didn't let him hold it.  'Cause it's not your birthday yet.

I'm horrible.

KLSymph

The cousin birthday concludes.

Cousin, at the restaurant table: Can I dolphin around? (he randomly asks this all the time)
KLSymph: Yep, you can do whatever you want, because it's your birthday! Tomorrow, we all go back to treating you like crap. (last part trailing off to silence)
Cousin: What?
KLSymph: Nothing.

And finally:

Cousin: Oh, I know, let's celebrate your birthday.
KLSymph: But you don't even know when my birthday is.
Cousin: Yes I do, it's in July!
KLSymph: No, if it was in July, we would've celebrated it then.
Cousin: Then it's in October!
KLSymph: Are you sure?
Cousin: It's in December!
KLSymph: Are you sure?
Cousin: Yes!
KLSymph: Well, you're wrong.
Cousin: It's in October!
KLSymph: Nope.
Cousin: January!
KLSymph: Nope.
Cousin: February!
KLSymph: Nope.
Cousin: March!
KLSymph: Nope.
Cousin: April!
KLSymph: Nope. (actually yes)
Cousin, after listing the rest: But those are all the months!
KLSymph: The truth is, I was never born.
Cousin: Then how come you're alive?
KLSymph: Because I'm magical.

Dexie Oblivion

Pet my snake, pet my ssssnaaaake. :P

Anastasia

A coworker got fired and we're all even more shorthanded now. Morale at work is painfully low.
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<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

thepanda

Blanked through about 3/4ths of a calc test. The funny part? I was able to do the harder stuff easily. It was all the basic stuff that I completely blanked on for most of the test.

Brian

Not having anything to eat, and thus being unable to take your medication because of the 'take with food' requirement.
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Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Dracos

Panda:
Happens to the best of us.

You should see me on basic maths~ =p

Dracos
Does some double integrals instead.
Well, Goodbye.

Ranma_007

Company decided not to pay for the exam fee for the CISM certification.

I'll just have to get it myself, then throw it in their faces when I get it. Boo yah!

Yuthirin

Bills suck ass, I owe a bunch of money, and on top of it all, I need to get back into my PT regimens. Life is awesome.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?