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Dungeon Crawling, Round 1!

Started by Anastasia, October 24, 2007, 03:31:02 PM

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Anastasia

"Oh..." Janna stands up, going over to Krog. She smiles, running a finger along his chin. "Right now, that's true. But what about after a dozen rooms, past boiling acid and sizzling lava? What about when you have a fiendish, undead dragon army on your tale?" With a pleasant smile, "Then there's a lot more reason to use these."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Anastasia

Glancing over from Krog, Janna gives Ayane a quick look. "Buy one. I'll give your first purchase a money back guarantee if it doesn't work." With a little smile, "That's more than enough fair incentive."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Dracos

"But wouldn't all of them have a money back guarentee to avoid brutish adventures managing to come back angry and stuff?  Well, we'll have to think about it...  Come on Krog, I need you to break something," Ayane turned and headed out with a smile, waiting in the next room, where if krog asked she pointed out that the way forward involved shattering that barricade in their way.
Well, Goodbye.

Merc

The half-orc shrugs and calls out, "Be right there!"

Turning to the sales girl, he asks, "How you feel about making sale option bigger? No just sell teleport thingies, sell books too. Adventuring guides for those new at business!"

Krog pulls out a book from his cart and hands it to the girl. "And you is easy to find, very close to king-man! Have good chance of selling, yes?"
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

Looking over the book, "Oh, he'll be along, girlie," Janna cheerfully calls as she takes the book. "Oh, it looks ilke a wonderful book! How about we sit down and talk about it!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

Krog smiles widely. Yay! An interested potential customer!

"Is guide on rules of living. Not just for explorers, but is still very good for them!"
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

"Mmmm." Janna sits back down, guiding Krog along. "So it's a guide for life? Kind of how my talismans are a guide for the dungeon?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

"Yes. Go hand in hand for explorer. Even better if next volume recommend explorers buy teleport thingies when offered!" Krog innocently adds.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

"So yes...so if I buy one of your books, you'll buy this," Idly waving one of the jade shards, "That does sound good. How much is your book?" She leans close to Krog, a pleasant, appealing look all the time.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

'Only buy one book?' Krog thinks in disappointment. "How much you say teleport thingies were again?"
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

"This one?" Janna waves it around, "Only ten thousand gold. It'll take you to a special place on this floor. I bet you can beat up whatever is there and take the prize." With a nice smile, "While you do that, I'll read your book and when you come back, all rich and loaded up, we'll talk about the book and more of them."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

"...ten thousand buy a lot of books though," Krog mutters, scratching his chin as if deep in thought, ceasing to pay the sales girl as much attention temporarily. "Krog wonder if Krog should consult ancestors...Krog no prepare to do that today though...hrm..."
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

"Oh come on..." Leaning into whisper to Krog, "You're a big, strong man. I'm just a nice, pretty young woman. You can trust me to do you right." Batting her eyelashes, "You won't regret it, Sir Krog."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

"...what pretty have to do with business?" the half-orc asks confused.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

"It means I'm trustworthy!" Janna promises, "Completely trustworthy!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?