The Manic Hate Ball....

[Anastasia]

Zinged.

[Anastasia]

I hate Hatbot.

> Hatbot, what should I do now?
<Hatbot> If I were you, Tiny_Ko_Army, I'd start asking better questions. Things like, "Is Yukari-sama out to get me?" Not that there's any reason to suspect that. Oh no. None at all.
> Hatbot, is Hal out to get me?
<Hatbot> Depends. Is there a party at Yukari-sama's house, and is everyone invited?
> Hatbot, your logic scares me.
<Hatbot> Are you sure, Tiny_Ko_Army?
> I'm sure, Hatbot.
<Hatbot> If you say so, Tiny_Ko_Army.
> I feel like Hatbot wins most of our conversations.

[Brian]

<@Fujisawa> Hatbot, are you still bitter about Mami?
<+Hatbot> Within reason, Fujisawa.
<@Fujisawa> Aren't we all!

[Brian]

<@Kuyou> Hatbot: enjoy cigar, or write fanfic?
<+Hatbot> I'd choose write fanfic, Kuyou.
<@Kuyou> Yeah, best not to make Yukari-sama jealous, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> You never spoke a truer word, Kuyou.

[Brian]

<@Fujisawa> Humor, I recognize that.
<Agasa> a rare and fine art, yours.
<@Fujisawa> You are a scholar and a Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> He...heheh...hahah...hahahahaha....hahahahahahaahahaha, ahahahahahaahahaha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Thanks, Fujisawa, that was great.
<@Yukari-sama> Hatbot also recognizes humor.

[Brian]

<Fujisawa> Hatbot, are you giving Yukari-sama trouble?
<+Hatbot> I'd tend to think so, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> Bot turns on creator; film at 11.

[Dracos]

Heh, I tried to get some hate going today, but hatbot was having none of it.

[Brian]

<Fujisawa> Hatbot, are you evil, or just misunderstood?
<+Hatbot> Depends. Is there a party at Merc's house, and is everyone invited?
<Fujisawa> Let's say there's a party, but Merc intentionally didn't invite you, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> If you say so, Fujisawa.
<@Jaela> He's pretending to be misunderstood!
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, is this hidden bitterness?
<+Hatbot> Impossible, you aren't spinning enough, Fujisawa~
<Fujisawa> If 1.5k rotations per second isn't enough, what is, Hatbot?
<+Hatbot> What you need is a good, roaring furnace.
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, the accretion disk covers that, assuming you don't mind x-ray baking and life-giving gamma/hawking radiation.
<+Hatbot> That's just plain impossible, Fujisawa!
<Fujisawa> Hey, woah, I'm just trying to live up to _your_ demands, Hatbot!
<+Hatbot> Hey, look, something shiny.
<Fujisawa> ...you son of a bastard.

[Brian]

<+Fujisawa> Hatbot: K:BDH, or something else?
<+Hatbot> Go for K:BDH, Fujisawa.
<Pax_Empyrean> Hell yes, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> Pfft, as if I care.
<Pax_Empyrean> Fine!  I don't need to give you recognition anyway!  Stupid Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> If you keep pestering me, I'll duct tape you to a chair, Pax_Empyrean.

[Brian]

<Muphrid> Hatbot, you're depressing at the worst times.
<+Hatbot> I think this is the appropriate time to make a "your mom" joke, Muphrid.

[Brian]

<Kuyou> Hatbot: love and lose, or never have loved at all?
<+Hatbot> I'll pick never have loved at all, Kuyou.
<Ithea> such a cynical bot
<Kuyou> Hatbot, are you a cynic?
<+Hatbot> You'll need a battleship and hot fudge first, Kuyou.
<Kuyou> Are you just a creepy fetishist, Hatbot?
<+Hatbot> Only if you're planning on cutting yourself afterwards, Kuyou.
<Kuyou> Hatbot, TMI.
<@Kotono> ...
<+Hatbot> No, way!, Kuyou.
<@Kotono> That is creepy.

[alethiophile]

< alethiophile> Hatbot: set people on fire, or don't?
<+Hatbot> I'd choose set people on fire, alethiophile.
< alethiophile> Not surprising, really.

For reference, I was not the one who brought up setting people on fire in that conversation. >_<

[Brian]

<@Kotono> Hatbot, what's the secret to getting a lot of money for no effort?
<+Hatbot> If I were you, Kotono, I'd start asking better questions. Things like, "Where's my car?" along with "It costs that much to get a one ton cube of metal moved!?"
<@Kotono> Hatbot, why do you deny me/
<+Hatbot> Go talk to Yukari-sama, instead.
<@Kotono> I see.
<@Kotono> Hal's to blame since it is his bot. Yes.
<FujiOhki> Yukari-sama, is Hatbot out to get us?
<Yukari-sama> Yes.
<@Kotono> Honest.
<@Kotono> Hatbot, why
<+Hatbot> Hey, look, something shiny.
<@Kotono> Hatbot, why?
<+Hatbot> You're just hallucinating. In fact, you're hallucinating this whole thing, Kotono. None of this is actually happening, and you're in a padded cell. Have a nice day.
<@Kotono> Hatbot, aren't you just a bastard?
<+Hatbot> Only if there's something in it for me.
<@Kotono> Honest.

[Brian]

<@Kuyou> Hatbot: make cookies tonight, or totally make cookies tonight?
<+Hatbot> I'll pick totally make cookies tonight, Kuyou.
<@Kuyou> You chose wisely, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> I think this is the appropriate time to make a "your mom" joke, Kuyou.
<alethiophile> Hatbot, when would you say is an inappropriate time to make a "your mom" joke?
<+Hatbot> Eventually.

[Merc]

Okay, that one cracked a laugh out of me. =)