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Started by Anastasia, June 01, 2020, 11:47:34 PM

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Anastasia

Alright Moore, you've been a few minutes. You aren't trapped or dead, are you?

Meanwhile, the dragon turtle does not attack further. Instead it simply seems to listen.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

I resent that accusation! There's a grumpy dragon turtle that would make Jormungandr jealous. I'm working on it - you all may be able to pass through that barrier, let me know if anything changes.

"Do you understand me?" Moore asks, switching to his normal and less... colorful voice, speaking in Draconic. "When I'm talking like this?"

Anastasia

The dragon turtle is silent...before it suddenly leaps up, soaring into the air. Suddenly its dark as he blots out everything above, going high before starting to fall down - in your direction, of course.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Moore lets out a laborious sigh.

Hajolaes, you test the limits of hope with this action.

Unless he's been mistaken this entire time and this isn't the right creature?

Regardless, he will make a token effort to not be smashed.

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

[13:59] <Nephrite> roll 1d20+54+1+18+4 evasion
[13:59] <Penuche> Nephrite invokes Penuche's magic: < 86 > [d20=9]

Anastasia

Not even Moore is fast enough to dodge. Not with how big this is, so he goes down. He races it down, into the waters. He rides the shockwave of it plunging behind him, and as a sandy bottom approaches, flexes his will to burrow out a bit of sand, landing safely in a depression, uncountable tons of dragon turtle above him.

A massive earthquake. What's happening down there, Moore? We're getting past the barrier now.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

The grumpy turtle continues to be grumpy. He responds to all of them.

He's had quite enough of this. Even his patience has its limits.

You're brave to challenge someone who you, so far, haven't even been able to damage. I give you one final chance to cease this. My friends are not going to take this as well as I have so far.

Peace!



He's attempting the good old Words of Creation 'hey, stop being an asshole' maneuver.

[14:04] <Nephrite> roll 1d20+18+18+15 charisma
[14:04] <Penuche> Nephrite invokes Penuche's magic: < 63 > [d20=12]

Anastasia

The ground quakes terribly - the dragon turtle begins to rise but fails, slamming back down. It goes still after that, no further sign of aggression.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Are you quite done?

Moore huffs once as he rises through the water.

I know you are capable of communication - or whomever it is that I spoke to is. I ask you again to tell me your story.

Anastasia

You're blocked in by a giant dragon turtle above you. How are you rising up?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Oh, I misread earlier.

He'll just stay where he is and ask the same question.

Anastasia

That is a big dragon turtle.

There's no answer right away, at least.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

I'm under it. I'm fine.

It didn't die or something from exerting itself, did it?

Hajolaes, I think I'm owed an explanation. Sooner rather than later would be appreciated. My friends aren't as patient as I am.

Anastasia

A few beats before...

Okay, the stairway is in the dragon turtle's mouth, which is now open. It isn't attacking us.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?