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Started by Anastasia, August 07, 2020, 12:29:32 PM

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Nephrite

"I do not believe so." Moore says. "I also do not expect this to be free - or, rather, without a cost. I am happy to explain why I need one, or simply offer whatever you deem appropriate for it."

Anastasia

"The highest quality one we have is 200,000 gold coins," Ruby continues, "We have no reason to ask of your motives, as this particular specimen comes from a long passed wyrm who is beyond the ability to resurrect or compel."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Moore nods. "That will be fine."

He may as use the best quality if he wants this to work out.

Anastasia

Go post the expense in loot.

"Then it will be provided shortly, while you procure the funds," Ruby agrees.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Done and done.

We'll have to have a talk sometime about how we keep track of 'wealth' anymore given how things have moved for us.

Anastasia

Sure. Go ahead and declare how you're going to get the money for that, even if it's just a quick trip home or opening a bag.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

oh sorry!

"I will be right back." Moore says as he returns via magic to get the needed funds from what they've been hoarding for a while, and will use the ring to return right back!

Anastasia

Easy enough.

Ruby is there and asks, "In the meantime while the scale is brought forth, we've come into possession of a pixie dust slime. An unusual creature to be certain, but one that is mostly harmless. Would such a creature interest you, Moore? It has the mind of an animal, but a domesticated one."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

"A... pixie dust... slime?" Moore asks, trying to follow how that would even happen. "I would be happy to give it a home." Moore says with a smile. "We seem to have become quite a beacon for the lost, as of late."

Anastasia

"We'll consider it complementary with your purchase," Ruby agrees as she makes a curious gesture, like a sweep of her hand.

It's a green blob of slime about the size of a dwarf or so. It floats in the air and flies along, trailing bright and sparkling pixie dust behind it. It lets out a soft, cute noise as it comes close to you. It comes to a stop before you and the part of it closest to you pokes out, rubbing against your hand.

"Normally we would assume a wizard created such, but we know it is not so. A half dead green slime fell into a large vat of pixie dust and consumed all of it. The nature of the fey being what it is, it gave it an intelligence similar to a dog and a few small gifts." Ruby reports simply, "It has no place in the planes, but it would make a fine pet or a source of acid. It does shoot acid when attacked or startled."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

"We'll have to be careful, then." Moore says, as he gives the slime a smile. "Don't worry, you have a home now."

Anastasia

The pixie dust slime continues to rub against your hand.

"It has the dietary needs of a carnivore," Ruby goes on, "Though it can eat almost anything, our research and divinations suggest that it needs meat for at least half of its meals."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

"That shouldn't be any trouble at all. Did you pick a name for it?" Moore asks.

Anastasia

"No," Ruby says, "Name it as you wish."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

"We'll come up with something." Moore says. "I hope you all have been getting into too much trouble." A small grin follows that.