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Carth's magical adventure, ROUND TWO, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Carthrat

#1035
November 22, 2003, 09:28:27 AM
"Fights.. with staves," says Carthrat, throwing the robot a curveball. Maybe. "You have staves for general use, right?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#1036
November 22, 2003, 09:51:43 PM
"Staves...please wait," it bleeps, "While I consult the database." Several seconds pass while the robot processes the information.  "No match is available today under that condition. Would you like to create said match?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#1037
November 22, 2003, 09:54:35 PM
"Yes," replies Carthrat. "And I'll enter any gunfights you happen to have avaliable."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#1038
November 22, 2003, 09:56:00 PM
"The maximum number of fights a C rank competitor can enter in one day is two," the robot notes. "That means one gunfight is available if you create the staves match. Is this acceptable?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#1039
November 22, 2003, 09:56:43 PM
"Sure," replies Carthrat, inwardly thinking LAMENESS!
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#1040
November 22, 2003, 09:58:08 PM
"There are seven gunfight combats today. Would you like to narrow the field down?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#1041
November 22, 2003, 10:02:35 PM
"Surprise me," replies Carthrat.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#1042
November 22, 2003, 10:04:24 PM
"Very well, contestant Carthrat Tanewaki has selected randomly. You will battle The Blaze of Disaster, Hrast of Languborg in a free gun battle, non lethal. Please proceed to the locker room for C class, and you will be informed if you get a opponent for your stave match."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#1043
November 22, 2003, 10:06:07 PM
Carthrat walks to the ready room, thinking that someone is a total prick for using such an extravagant name. Honestly..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#1044
November 22, 2003, 10:08:51 PM
The C rank locker room is minimally better than the D class one. The lockers are a bit better, there are decent shower facilities and benchs, and so on. Races of all sort loiter around, in clusters and alone, along the sprawlingly large area. There are probably 75-100 souls around, yet there is still space enough for you and a score more.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#1045
November 22, 2003, 10:10:29 PM
Carthrat stretches, and wonders if anyone will actually take up the staff offer..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#1046
November 22, 2003, 10:19:40 PM
"Will the Blaze of Disaster, Hrast and Carthrat Tanewaki please report to the ready room?" An hour later, you are called into action.

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Fifteen more minutes later, you have taken the 'Blaze of Disaster' down to his own cataclysm. He didn't even last ten seconds...
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#1047
November 22, 2003, 10:21:32 PM
"Eaaaaasy money," mumbles Carthrat. With any luck, he'll have enough to start buying weird chemicals and tools to start working with..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

#1048
November 22, 2003, 10:24:15 PM
As you walk back to the locker room, going down the metallic hallways lit by florecent lights...

"Carthrat? Carthrat Tanewaki?!" a strong, dignified male voice addresses you from behind, and a familiar one. "You're still alive, Rat?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

#1049
November 22, 2003, 10:24:55 PM
"Why does everyone think I'm dead?" says Carthrat, aloud, turning to face the voice..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up
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