Magical Sensei...Kwoky-chan? o.O

[Kwokinator]

Kwok answered her accusation with a blank look.

"What fooling around?  I didn't play around," he whispered in reply. "Anyway, can you do something?  I don't want to be crowded by all these girls..."

[Bean Bandit]

Asuna didn't seem to hear, as she was engaged in some kind of glaring match with Ayaka.

The other girls were watching the two uncertainly, with more than a few glancing at Negi to restore order...

[Kwokinator]

"Hey!" he lunged and stood between the glaring duo, glaring at Ayaka with his arms outstretched. "Stop that!"

He then sighed and deflated.

"Let's just go back to the room..."

[Bean Bandit]

Ayaka looked slightly deflated, though she nodded meekly, while Asuna simply looked irritated. There was general agreement all around, and the girls waited for Negi to lead them back to class...

[Kwokinator]

Kwok dropped his head low and began trodding back to the class.

"Why'd I think it was gonna be easy..." he muttered.

[Bean Bandit]

With a minimum of fuss, the girls were returned and sequestered within the class, and the self-study period resumed, leaving Negi with some time to observe and decide his next move...

[Kwokinator]

Kwok sat on the teacher's desk and pondered, resting his chin on his hands in an unconscious imitation of Gendo's famous pose.

Alright, I know where I am, I know how I probably got here, the problem is, what do I have to do and where to go?  The dude shoved us all down here before anything was said, bah.  And I thought Chaos is supposed to be cool, and not a lamer scared to lose to his sister.  Hmm, first thing to do is probably to test if I can access HP-wannabe's magic, and find out if I can get a partner...

I wonder if I should try sneezing right here in front of the classroom... nah.  Don't want the dude to get fired from staring at thirty-one naked cute girls.  Well, thirty, if you don't count the android... or less, since there's a chibi vampire and probably other equally weird girls in the class...

Aaaaaaaaanyway... magic!

"I have to go out for a little while," Kwok said cheerfully. "So behave yourselves and I'll be right back, okay?"

He stepped out of the room, then looked around to check and make sure no one was around watching, then tickled his nose with the edge of his coat until he can sneeze...

[Bean Bandit]

This time, Negi's exit from the class was relatively painless, and he was able to slip out unmolested.

For some reason, he found it was easy to provoke himself into sneezing...and the explosion of air from his nose seemed much louder than it should have...

...Followed closely by some shocked yelps from inside the classroom.

[Kwokinator]

Kwok sweatdropped at the shocked yelps.

What, does it magically target girls' clothing or something?

"Oh well," he shrugged, then turned and headed back into the classrooom to see what kind of havoc he just unleashed.

[Bean Bandit]

Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on who one asked, the clothing in question was mostly intact, though most of the girls seemed to be holding their skirts down, and blushing furiously.

Negi's return to the class brought a few smiles, and a highly suspicious glare from Asuna.

[Kwokinator]

Kwok pretended not to notice the glare from a certain pigtailed girl.

"Anyway, what were we doing again?" he asked, resigning himself to teaching duty for the moment. "I forgot."

[Bean Bandit]

A girl in the back half of the class, with ebony hair obscuring her eyes tentatively raised her hand. "You gave us a self-study period, sensei..." Nodoka Miyazaki ventured puzzledly, blushing darkly and ducking her head as the words slipped out. There were general nods of agreement at that, and a few concerned looks at the child teacher.

[Kwokinator]

"Right, self-study," Kwok nodded as if he knew that was the answer. "I knew that.  Anyway, I have to go out for a bit, so keep studying."

Kwok walks out of the room with his arms crossed over his chest, thinking.

Wow, this sucks more than I thought... I have no idea what to do or when it is, since the series never stated specific times as far as I can remember... I'm tempted to just cause random chaos around here, but there's probably enough of that normally.

[Bean Bandit]

There were a few puzzled looks at that, but again, Negi was allowed to leave the class without incident.

The halls were mostly empty, this being the middle of the day. There was the occaisional noise from classrooms the nine year old passed, but there seemed no one in the halls to meet him...

[Kwokinator]

Kwok pondered on jumping out of the nearest window to see if his magic would protect him, but decided against the decidedly suicidal temptation...

This sucks, I have so much that I can do here, but I probably have to pretend to be a 9-year-old, so there's not much I can do... need to test how my magic works... I know there's a few things he can do without his staff... oh yeah, the prank.

Kwok walked back into the room again.

"I just need to grab this here," he grabbed the chalkboard's eraser. "I think I need to, uh, clean this."

He walked back out again, and made sure that no one was watching, then lobbed the eraser up into the air.

Stop!