DVD Bonus Features -- Random Stats

[Brian]

Spoilers below!

Number of kills:

Dracos:  8 (5 S.W.A.T. armored guards, 1 would-be sniper, 1 Dr. Peterson, 1 Terrorist on Plane)
Bjorn: 3 (2 S.W.A.T. amored guards, 1 nameless metahuman)
Huitzil: 3 (2 Terrorists tied into Human Pretzels via the Mighty Brain Punch, 1 thug strained forcibly through a metal grate and then reduced to a chunky salsa)
Rez: 2 (2 S.W.A.T. armored guards)
Ginrai: 2 (2 thugs, one by tearing off of left leg, the other by crushing of ribcage with massive lupine jaws)
Shade: 1 (1 self)


K.O.s:

Bjorn: 2 (Two attackers aboard the Toronto ferry)
Shade: 2 (1 guard in light armor with tranq dart, 1 restrained unarmed unarmored guard with a tranq dart)
Ginrai: 2 (1 S.W.A.T. armored guard at Dracos's place, 1 in the Workshop)
Rez: 1 (1 S.W.A.T. armored guard)
Dracos: 0 (The man has NO MERCY)


Corpses mutliated:

Rez: 1 (That computer better not even THINK of POSTing.)
Ginrai: 1 (Do not taunt the lucky pipe!)
Dracos: 1 (Dr. Peterson had it coming.)


Pairs of underwear destroyed:

Dracos: 4 (3 S.W.A.T. armored boxers, 1 pair of lightly armored security)
Ginrai: 1 (AAAAAAAH!  WOLF!)
Bjorn: 1 (A smokescreen, honest!)


Encrypted files decoded:

Rez: 2 (1 Oracle of Delphi in digital form, 1 'I am Ozymandius, King of Kings, look upon my works ye mighty and despair!')
Dracos: 1 (1 eggdrop bot of aquiring Oracle of Delphi in digital form)


Notable wounds taken:

Shade: 4 (1 the Legend of the Box-Cutter Kid, 1 infection of prior while escaping the hospital, 1 bullet to the shoulder, 1 death at the hands of a vampire)
Ginrai: 2 (1 Tazer zap!, 1 Set of Collectible Gunshot Wounds via Plane Terrorists)
Dracos: 1 (1 o/` Shot through the heart, and you're to blame~ o/`)
Bjorn: 1 (1 Tazer zap!)
Huitzil: 1 (Shotgun blast (slug round, not buckshot) to the stomach.  Ouch.)
Rez: 0 (Feets don't fail me now!)


Dollar value of notable property damage/theft:

Rez: 11500$ (9300$ worth of high-tech VR gear and attached systems (destroyed), 1200$ worth of high-quality routers (stolen), 1000$ RAID HDs (stolen))
Shade: 3671$ (2000$ hospital bed (stolen), 1671$ Datsun (stolen))
Bjorn: 967$ (900$ ceramic door engine replacement (repair cost), 67$ aluminum table (but 500 was claimed on insurance))
Dracos: 681$ (400$ .22 of Dr. Peterson (looted), 50$ silver cigarette case (looted), 1$ pack of gum in case (looted), 230$ airplane windshield (a sploded))
Huitzil: 250$ (250$ Super Ultra Reinforced Zero Mental Defense Airplane Door (folded like accordian))
Ginrai: 156$ (150$ table (first piece of Dracos's house destroyed), 6$ lead pipe -- last known surviving piece of Dracos' house)

[Bjorn]

Number of clinically deranged individuals dealt with:

Bjorn: 5 (one (1) raving pyrokinetic on the prowl, one (1) massively strong telekinetic who is afraid of the dark, one (1) proponent of Kannon who shoots individuals with useful information in the throat, one (1) irritable imprisoned vampire, one (1) blind God-enhanced swordsman)

Dracos: 1 (one (1) incredibly lucky mad scientist)

Rez: 1 (one (1) mouthy paranoid with an inappropriate sense of timing)

Huitzil: 1 (one (1) boxcutter-wielding yakuza boy out for REVENGE!)

[Brian]

Chapter one stats:

Kills:

Ginrai: 105 (1 lizard with the power of the BOLT OF FORCE!  Oh yeah!  Crispy critter!, 20 CHAIN LIGHTNING'D orcs and ogres, 83 more CHAIN LIGHTNING'S orcs, ogres, and mostly hordelings (goblins), 1 Chris, Lorekeeper of the Path of Fire.)
Dracos: 13 (1 Jotun.  Oh, sure, he had help, but come on, it's a freaking JOTUN.  2 more Jotun in a pitched battle which rent the ice-cap in twain.  7 more orcs (spearmen and archers assorted), 2 ogres, and 1 Estin Stonewright, Dwarven Dreadmarch General.)
Rez: 10 (1 giant nuclear powered robo-spider with optional twin-vulcan cannons and high-powered autofire laser turret, slain with a bucket of water.  1 Ogre, KSed from berserker axe-man, who KSed Rez's unarmed ogre in exchange.  1 Jotun, with a called shot to each eye.  2 normal, non-nuclear powered giants wielding trees as clubs.  2 more orcs in the battle of the foothills, and 2 of their ogre betheren (with a sweep attack!), 1 orc in the siege.)
Bjorn: 3 (1 lizard with a sword.  Critical damage, critical location.  Sweeeet.  1 Dreadmarch General, who did NOT go gently into that good night.  At all.  1 Dreadmarch General Troll who regenerated like a ... er ... troll.)
Huitzil: 1 (1 Dorian Shivershaft, elven hero, and traitorous assasin.)


K.O.s:

Ginrai: 64 (30 CHAIN LIGHTNING! victims, and another 32 CHAIN LIGHTNING! victims, just for good measure, 1 Meg, former Lorekeeper of the Path of Water, 1 self.)
Dracos: 2 (1 former Lord Markham, after a pitched and previously one-sided battle.  1 self.)
Rez: 2 (1 Alec Westwind, who tried to shove Nathan to safety from a Jotun's club.  1 Troll, with severe alergy to moonlight.)
Bjorn: 1 (1 Estin Stonewright, which is pretty damn cool, because it's HARD to stun a dwarf.)
Huitzil: 0


Dark personal secrets uncovered:

Ginrai: 2 (1 Okay, so, I inadvertantly staged my own death?  1 And then went on with some crazy scheme to unseat the current master of all Lorekeepers?)
Huitzil: 2 (1 So apparently I was an assasin in the employ of the Dreadmarch?  2 And an assasin KING, at that?)
Bjorn: 1 (Wait, so I slept with a priestess?)
Dracos: 1 (Lost the torc.)
Rez: 0 (The other swords call mine 'king'.  WHO'S CRAZY NOW?)


Notable wounds taken:

Dracos: 3 (1 cracked chestplate vs. Markham, 1 self-inflicted KO from headbutting an ogre.  1 Arrow through a fairly valulable arm.)
Ginrai: 3 (1 arrow introduced to femoral artery.  1 arrow and femoral artery being torn apart like the star-crossed lovers they were.  1 spell being violently ripped from his mind.)
Rez: 1 (1 being tackled to the ground by a unique unit attempting to upgrade into a hero unit.)
Bjorn: 0
Huitzil: 0


NPCs impressed:

Rez: 4583 (1 Liandral - It's weak against WATER?, 1 Ekim Boneforge - Oooh, shiny!, 10 Eagle clan storm-riders - Ancestral Buster Sword powers ACTIVATE!  4230 of Commander Akbar's Suicide Orcs (It's a TRAAAAAAAAP!  Quick, jump into the pit of sub-zero gasses to escape!) 340 or so additional orcs as their general was dismembered by Bjorn and Dracos, and 1 troll.)
Bjorn: 399 (1 Lord Kevin - Illusion, eh?, 1 Mirallia - well, giving up is for quitters.  1 Loremaster Radagast - I could have thought of that.  175 Dreadmarch minons and ENEMIES OF THE FAITH!  220 of the Day 2 General's personal guard.  1 Dreadmarch general.)
Dracos: 306 (6 Commanders of the storm-rider troops.  'Chain of command, you say?'.  300 wagon-hauling oxen.)
Ginrai: 10 (1 Loremaster Radagast - So, you can see across the winds?  Handy.  1 Astryd Moonweaver -- I doubted you before, so to apologize, I'll take a fireball for you.  7 Jotun of Inability to Withstand a Titan, 1 Dreadmarch General of the same.)
Huitzil: 1 (1 Lord Kevin - Fire in a trench, eh?  Brilliant!)


Ballsy stunts pulled off:

Rez: 3 (1 Okay, so, we're going to attack the nuclear spider ... with this bucket of water.  1 The two of us can take on the thirty of them!  1 BLOCKING OF THE JOTUN CLUB!  (Thank you, Ancestral Buster Sword!))
Dracos: 2 (1 Jotun, Shmotun!  1 I claim this general's axe in the name of HANDS OFF, BUSTER!)
Bjorn: 2 (1 Tackle the Archon, then talk smack to him!  1 A dwarven katana is a small price to pay for the power of disarming a Dreadmarch General.)
Ginrai: 1 (1 Titan summoning.  Enough said.)
Huitzil: 1 (1 People of Stormwall, lend me your ears!  This is not the winter of our discontent, this is time to PART-AY!)


Dreadmarch Generals slain:
Day One: Sir Lammermore and Sir Breke in a tag-team ogre-slaying battle to the death.
Day Two: Dracos, Bjorn, Lammermore, and Breke together; Breke died to make it happen.
Day Three: The elements, but mostly time.
Day Four: Dracos, Bjorn, Rez, and Alec in a brutal smack-down of Dreadmarchish regenerating creatures that lose their armor and weapons before giving up.
Day Five: Dracos, Bjorn, Rez, and Lammermore (Alec was only comedy relief this time around.  Sad Storm-rider. ;_;) in a massive display of the Dwarven ability to take a lot of stun and still be pissy about it, culminating in Bjorn doing the most damage, Rez making real damage possible, and Dracos taking the finishing blow for the killcount.
Day Six: Ginrai, Meg, and Chris summoned a Titan.  The backlash killed Chris, burnt out Meg's ability to channel lores, and erased the spell from Ginrai's mind.
Day Seven:


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Times made NPCs confused/embarassed by bringing up Lord of the Rings quotes YET AGAIN:

Huitzil: 1 (1 reference to something a Lorekeeper at Stormwall Keep said)
Dracos: 1 (1 Pidgin Latin reference to Tolkien)
Rezantis: 1 (1 laughing at Dracos's joke while listening about a slain ancestor)
Ginrai: 1 (1 request to know where the ring was)
Bjorn: 0 (Waaaaait for it ... waaaaaait for it....)


Times suggestions were ignored by everyone else:

Huitzil: 3 (3 'Hey, let's not split up')
Bjorn: 1 (1 Okay, now RUN FOR THE EXIT!)
Dracos: 0 (Well, he is apparently a noble....)
Rez/Ginrai: 0 (Of course, when you don't make suggestions at all....)

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[Rezantis]

Chibi-Suu hates:
Dracos: 1 ("Duh . . . where'd my sword go?")
Rez: 1 ("The only reason you didn't drop your sword is 'cause it didn't want you to." <-- I owe it cookies, or something.)

That is all. ^_^  Also, Drac gets a KO and Bjorn gets another Deranged Individual Dealt With. What are you, party shrink?

[Rezantis]

Ballsy Stunts NOT Pulled Off:

Rez: 1 (You do not block the fifteen metre club - even with a BIG sword)

Dracos: 1 (I HEADBUT THE DREADMARCH GENE-oooh, look at the pretty stars!)

Markham: 1 (This is no challenge at all, you know. I'm so bor-GACK!)

Shade: Yes.  (yes.)

Submissions, of course, are welcome. :)

[Bjorn]

Number of World Elements Renamed Against the GM's Wishes.

Bjorn: 4 (Storm-runners -> storm-riders, Hamar->Hammar, Workshop 'commons' --> Workshop 'playroom' (original name never got used!), Lan-->Len)
Dracos: 1 (The name of the game!  Should count for triple.)
Rez: 0
Ginrai: 0

[Brian]

Killcounts for the team that's still on Earth:

Tom: 1 Ogre of Bystanderization.
Tim: 1 Ogre of Little-Girl-Attackage.
Daniel: Assists on 1 OoB, and 1 OoL-G-A.



Number of times Sterling mortally wounded: 3


MiBs evaded:

Tom: 2 Rent-a-cops, 2 police officers, 4 MiBs in a Park.
Daniel: 3 at his home, 2 in Austin.
Tim: 2 in Austin.


Total damage to public property:

None.  Laggards!

[Brian]

Some Chapter Two stattage, quickly to become irrelevant:

Naked people threatened:

Bjorn: 2 (1 prostitute, 1 customer of said prostitute)
Everyone else: 0 (Where's your sense of fun?)



# of times Godwins Law Invoked in Casual Pre-Yak-Beating Conversation:

Rez: 2 (1 "Pink is the New Hitler" vs. Dracos, 1 "I have plenty of allies!" vs. C-Rat)
Everyone else: 0 (No comment)



Kills:

Dracos: 2 (1 Yak of Convenient Projectile Powers, 1 Yak of Convenient Target For Former)
Bjorn: 1 (1 Yak should have put all of his CP in Body, I tells ya)
Everyone else: 0 (Calming down from the last chapter, eh?)



Total property damage:

Rez: 250$ (one very nice set of double-doors, fire-arrow'd)

[Rezantis]

Rez: 250$ (one very nice set of double-doors, fire-arrow'd)

They were asking for it.

But only $250?  I feel so cheapened.

[Brian]

Chapter Three stats:

Kills:

Rat: 1 (one owner of slave-pens: first blood)
Rez: 1 (one arrowed thug of maid-killing)
Hal: 0
Bjorn: 0
Dracos: 0



Arrests:

Rez: 1 (one ruffian shot through the hand)
Rez: 0
Dracos: 0
Hal: 0
Bjorn: 0



Property damages:

Dracos: 15,000 shillings (15000 shillings worth of classical Victorian-era home)
Rat: 70 shillings (1 70 shilling gate)
Hal: 0
Bjorn: 0
Rez: 0



Ballsy stunts (pulled off):

Bjorn: 2 (One, 'we're on the same team, genocidal maniac templar!'  One, 'I don't know what I'm agreeing to, strange spirit, but what could go wrong?')
Dracos: 2 (One 'explosions?  Death?  Probably a party-member -- I run right into it'.  One 'I know I'm the one unarmored guy, but I'll fit in just fine on the front line'.)
Rat: 1 (One, 'I know I've only been here ten minutes, but that and muscle are enough for me to start a bloody insurrection.)
Hal: 1 (One bluff on a pair of sevens -- too bad it wasn't for money)
Rez: 0



Fashion senses criticized:

Bjorn: 1 (1 Put on a Shirt, You Savage!)
Rez: 1 (1 want some real clothes, now that you're free?)
Dracos: 0 (Just keep hiding those priestly vestments, eh?)
Rat: 0 (Everyone loves a cloak.)
Hal: 0 (Hey, I've got some FAB clothes.  They're just ... you know.  Hidden.)

[Bjorn]

How obsessive are you about tDaT?

Bjorn: 76%
Brian: 66%
Dracos: 17%
Hal: 17%
Rat: 5%
Rez: 56%

(Percentage of total posts which are tDaT posts, as of time of this post.)